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ABurrSir: scuse me lemme just aaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Turtle.Boi: Babe calm yourself
ABurrSir: aaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAaHHHHHHH
Turtle.Boi: Oh my god
DangDiggityDosia: Can the rest of us get an explanation?
Turtle.Boi: So i have this friend called Martha, she's dating my sister, Martha
Damilton: Why are southern gals always called Martha
ABurrSir: I dont know, ask a southerner
Turtle.Boi: We worship the Martha God idk man they just are
Turtle.Boi: So anyway I have this friend, Martha, and she called me yesterday asking where my dorm was
Turtle.Boi: And she showed up today
ABurrSir: AND SHE SHOWED UP TODAY WITH A PUPPY AND IT IS A GLORIOUS PUPPY I LOVE IT
JeSuisChrist: My, i think thats the most emotion we've seen from Burr like, ever?
Damilton: Nah i saw him start crying because "Johns just so pretty"
Turtle.Boi: Wait what
ABurrSir: yOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER TELL
Damilton: FIGHT ME AYRON
Turtle.Boi: Did you actually do that?
ABurrSir: ... Yea?
Turtle.Boi: Thats so cute oml? Come here? I want to give you kisses?
JeSuisChrist: Get back to the dog
ABurrSir: Excuse me she is a puppy and her name is Frances
BenTolMadge: Y'all know class is on rn right?
Turtle.Boi: There are never any art's classes on Wednesday my dude
BenTolMadge: That explains all of y'all except Alexander
Damilton: I finished my class set work and I've pretty much finished my homework so im texting
MacaroniAndMe: HOW ARE YOU DONE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING 3 SIDES?
Damilton: Wait really? Was that the max limit? I wrote 5 lmao
MacaroniAndMe: OF COURSE YOU DID
BenTolMadge: Thomas, back to your work. Alexander, just, idk if your done your done
Damilton: AARON TELL ME ABOUT FRANCES
Turtle.Boi: She's technically my dog?
ABurrSir: okAY SO
ABurrSir: She is about a 15 weeks old and she is a beautiful brown and white springer spaniel
Turtle.Boi: She's the pup of my Springer Spaniel Jack and Martha's Springer Spaniel Marthy
Turtle.Boi: since it was my dog that knocked up her dog she decided i would get the pup that they couldnt give away
ABurrSir: She's so beautiful and she loves me and i love her
NarrativeControl: Hey i just got out of Maths and John doesnt the same rule apply for your dorm as alexander's?
Turtle.Boi: Yeah about that
Turtle.Boi: How does Philip re-act to dogs?
Damilton: He's never had an adverse reaction?
NarrativeControl: ffs
NarrativeControl: If i keep your dog at my appartment your paying rent for her
Turtle.Boi: Noted
ABurrSir: I'll help pay it
DangDiggityDosia: Aaron oh my god you already have a dog back home you dont need another
ABurrSir: Theo Jr is a) at home and b) Yours\
Damilton: Your,, your dog is named after you?
DangDiggityDosia: Yes.
Pegarita: Alexander you literally named your cat after your dad and your brother
Damilton: Trueee
ABurrSir: FRANCES JUST LICKED MY FACE SHE LOVES ME
Turtle.Boi: This is the cutest fucking thing in the world i love Aaron so much im crying
ABurrSir: John is actually crying bABE COME HERE LET ME CUDDLE YOU AND FRANCES
4SetsOfCorsets: I honestly feel weird witnessing Aaron and Emotion
DangDiggityDosia: If he r e a l l y loves something then he will aggressively emote over it
DangDiggityDosia: also @Maria and Peggy take notes this is literally relationship goals
Pegarita: Notes are being taken
LittleRedDress: Y'all are so cute
Damilton: I want a relationship like that
NarrativeControl: As soon as he is able to you know george would be treating you like that dont even
Damilton: Ik ik but its like,,,, so long until i can actually do that and i scream
BenTolMadge: Im gonna go offline for a while my children because i have my teaching course in about 5 mins so someone hold Alexander until i get back
Pegarita: Sir Yes Sir!
Angeli-kickyourass: Schuyler-Hamilton sibling cuddle party yaaaas
Damilton: Fuck yea
NarrativeControl:Omw
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BenTolMadge: Alexander have you ever played D&D?
Damilton: Yeah back in high school with Samuel Seabury
BenTolMadge: Do you wanna come play D&D?
Damilton: Sure, can i bring sam?
BenTolMadge: Sure sure, we need more players anyway
BenTolMadge: Do you have characters already?
Damilton: Yea I'm a High Elf Bard and Sams a Halfling Rouge i think
BenTolMadge: Yas cool okay if you grab sam and head over to my place
Damilton: Sure Sure
Pegarita: Which nerd game is that
BenTolMadge: Its such a good game
Damilton: The dice one Pegs
Pegarita: Ohhhhhhhhh
Pegarita: Did you ever get dice for that?
Damilton: Lets not bring that up yea
Pegarita: okay okay
BenTolMadge: Alexander make a group chat with the Sam kid and i have dice if you need some
Damilton: OKay!
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*Damilton added FreeThoughts and BenTolMadge to "Not a Nerd"*
Damilton: Sam this is Ben he's basically my dad at this point
FreeThoughts: Hello!
BenTolMadge: Sup kid, y'all on your way?
Damilton: Yea we are about 20 mins away Sam lives on the other side of campus to you
BenTolMadge: Cool cool
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BenTolMadge: So i just got home from class
BenTolMadge: And there is a box of Avacado's on my doorstep?
Trolley: Lmao what?
SicklyAndPrickly: Are you serious?
BenTolMadge: Yea i'm so confused?? I mean i love avacado's but who tf sent me these
Pegarita: Not a clue my dude
BenTolMadge: ALEXANDER I HOPE YOUR HUNGRY WE HAVING AVACADO EVERYTHING TONIGHT YO
Damilton: HECK YEA MY DUDE
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Angeli-kickyourass: I sent you those
BenTolMadge: How did you get my address?
Angeli-kickyourass: Its on file with the school and i see that stuff while i intern with Franklin
BenTolMadge: Why do you intern with Franklin the dudes impossible
Angeli-kickyourass: It was that or expulsion and this school is expensiveee
LittleRedDress: Is that from your fight with James?
Angeli-kickyourass: Yea
LittleRedDress: Oh i am so sorry you have to put up with franklin because of that
Angeli-kickyourass: Its not your fault Maria, i woulda punched the guy sooner or later
BenTolMadge: Okay why did you send me a total of 26 Avacado's
Angeli-kickyourass: I had a bunch of coupons for whole foods that needed using up and i got a bunch of avacado's
Angeli-kickyourass: And you like Avacado's
BenTolMadge: ...
BenTolMadge: Thank you.
Angeli-kickyourass: Your welcome
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"Not a Nerd"
Damilton: I cant hear you over my ragged breath what
FreeThoughts: Same oh my god
BenTolMadge: That was fucking beautiful
BenTolMadge: Absolutely Beautiful
BenTolMadge: You just saved the entire party
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KinkGeorge: Why did i just get a voicemail of Alexander, Samuel and Benjamin crying?
Damilton: Sam musta butt dialed you
KinkGeorge: Why are you all crying
BenTolMadge: Alexander rolled a nat20 and basically saved the party on the brink of destruction
KinkGeorge: Im going to pretend i know what any of that means and go back to my work
Damilton: You do that
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ABurrSir: I love Frances so much
ABurrSir: She's so soft
ABurrSir: johN WHATS OUR NEXT ART PROJECT THEMED AROUND?
Turtle.Boi: Uhh Nature i think?
ABurrSir: Goddam i wanted to paint Frances
Turtle.Boi: Just paint her anyway i have a spare canvas?
ABurrSir: Yeeesssss I love you so much
Turtle.Boi: I love you to
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JeSuisChrist: Ben can you bring my roommate back please its getting late and i need to lock up
BenTolMadge: He fell asleep on my couch so i would assume that he was staying here tonight?
KinkGeorge: Its Sam still there?
BenTolMadge: He went home a couple hours ago i walked him back
KinkGeorge: Ah, thats good, thank you!
JeSuisChrist: CoolCool okay make sure he eats breakfast then please?
BenTolMadge: Scouts honour my friend
JeSuisChrist: Good Good
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MacaroniAndMe: "Hey Baby wanna send Daddy a picture?" "Dad? I havent seen you in 7 years when are you coming home?" "Uhhh bye"
4SetsOfCorsets: Did you actually send that to your sugar daddy?
MacaroniAndMe: No to a random ass dude on snapchat, my sugar daddy is much sweeter when he asks for pictures
BenTolMadge: You have a sugar daddy?
MacaroniAndMe: Yea?
BenTolMadge: Good for you my dude
BenTolMadge: Good for you
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ABurrSir: FRANCES TOOK A DUMP ON JOHNS JEANS
Pegarita: ITS 3AM AARON SHUT THE FUCK UP