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1. A Game Called Relationship by sunflowerwonder

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 May 2017

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Jake English
   • Dirk Strider
   • Calliope (Homestuck)
   • Caliborn (Homestuck)
   • Fuck or Die
   • but its
   • Romance Or Die
   • Alien Abduction
   • Japanese-style Deathgame
   • Been playing a lot of 999 lads
   • Forced Kissing
   • Awkward Romantic Situations
   • Evil Calliope
   • Shipping Satire

   Summary

   Jake English wakes up to a blurred mental state and two (literal) alien voices textually yelling at him on a wrist-bound screen he can't seem to take off.

   It beeps.

   That probably isn't a good sign.

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