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[DEREK CHANNING CREATED: “WENTWORTH CORRECTIONAL FACILITY”]
[DEREK CHANNING ADDED VERA BENNETT, LINDA MILES, WILL JACKSON, JAKE STEWART, MARGOT MCCARTNEY, BRIDGET WESTFALL, JAKE STEWART, JOAN FERGUSON, LEE RADCLIFFE]
Derek Channing: Good morning everyone. This chat box has been created to make communication amongst the staff a bit easier. Don't abuse it.
[DEREK CHANNING HAS LEFT “WENTWORTH CORRECTIONAL FACILITY”]
Margot McCartney: Is he aware that I never talk?
[JAKE STEWART CHANGED NAME TO ‘THE JAKE’]
The Jake: Probably not. I'm amazed he knew who to add.
Linda Miles: Why is Ferguson in here?
Vera Bennett: Wait, what?
Joan Ferguson: He must have used an old list of employees. This is amusing. What an unfortunate mistake.
The Jake: Since when does she have a phone?
Vera Bennett: Since the board decided that it would be an easier way to communicate with inmates. They can only text on a secure server.
Joan Ferguson: I wonder how much power I have here.
[JOAN FERGUSON CHANGED NAME TO ‘THE GOVERNOR’]
Bridget Westfall: Oh Lord help us.
[LINDA MILES PINNED MESSAGE “BRIDGET WESTFALL: OH LORD HELP US”]
[THE GOVERNOR ADDED ALLIE NOVAK, SUE JENKINS, ELIZABETH BIRDSWORTH, SONIA STEVENS, KIM CHANG, TINA MERCADO, FRANCESCA DOYLE, LUCY GAMBARO, KAREN PROCTOR]
[VERA BENNETT CHANGED NAME TO ‘THE ACTUAL GOVERNOR’]
Francesca Doyle: What the fuck?
[FRANCESCA DOYLE CHANGED NAME TO ‘FRANKY’]
[SUE JENKINS CHANGED NAME TO ‘BOOMER’]
Bridget Westfall: For the love of Pete, shouldn't someone close this down?
The Governor: Why would we do that, Miss Westfall?
The ACTUAL Governor: Let's see how this plays out. For now.
The Jake: You can't be serious.
The ACTUAL Governor: And yet I am.
[ELIZABETH BIRDSWORTH CHANGED NAME TO ‘LIZ’]
Boomer: So how do we use this?
Sonia Stevens: You type out messages and send them, just like you just did Susan. Very well done!
Boomer: Well duh, I'm not stupid
Linda Miles: That's debatable.
The ACTUAL Governor: MISS MILES!
The Jake: Well…
[BOOMER HAS LEFT “WENTWORTH CORRECTIONAL FACILITY”]
Liz: Now look what you've done! She's upset!
Bridget Westfall: This was a bad idea from the start.
[MARGOT MCCARTNEY PINNED MESSAGE: “BRIDGET WESTFALL: THIS WAS A BAD IDEA FROM THE START.”]
The Jake: McCartney, will you even be contributing to the conversation?
Margot McCartney: Nah.
The Governor: Your messaging behaviour is much like your professional behaviour, it seems.
The ACTUAL Governor: Stop harassing my staff, Ferguson.
The Governor: They're my staff.
Linda Miles: In your fucking dreams we are
[BOOMER ENTERED “WENTWORTH CORRECTIONAL FACILITY”]
Boomer: I'm back bitches
The ACTUAL Governor: Could we please refrain from using foul language?
[THE ACTUAL GOVERNOR ENABLED PROFANITY FILTER]
Boomer: Afraid we'll call ya Vinegar **** ey?
Boomer: Vinegar ****
Boomer: ****
Boomer: What the ****?
Sonia Stevens: That's how a profanity filter works, Susan.
Boomer: My name is not Susan, it's ******* Boomer!
[THE GOVERNOR DISABLED PROFANITY FILTER]
[THE ACTUAL GOVERNOR ENABLED PROFANITY FILTER]
[THE GOVERNOR DISABLED PROFANITY FILTER]
The ACTUAL Governor: I give up.
Will Jackson: It's time for work duty, ladies.
The Jake: Want to do rounds together?
Will Jackson: Sure.
Allie Novak: Gay.
Franky: Everything here is gay.
[KAREN PROCTOR PINNED MESSAGE: “FRANKY: EVERYTHING HERE IS GAY.”]
[KAREN PROCTOR CHANGED NAME TO ‘TOP DOG’]
Top Dog: Work duty calls, girls. Get your arses in motion.
Boomer: Jeesh, fine!
[LINDA MILES RENAMED CHAT: “CHAT BOX H”]
[FRANKY RENAMED CHAT: “CHAT BOX GAY”]
Bridget Westfall: Franky!
[FRANKY HAS LEFT “CHAT BOX GAY”]
The Governor: Speaking of gay…
[BRIDGET WESTFALL HAS LEFT “CHAT BOX GAY”]
The ACTUAL Governor: It's going to be one of those days, isn't it?
The Governor: A day is only what you make of it, Vera.
The ACTUAL Governor: Shut up.
[NOTIFICATIONS MUTED]