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chat: we fucked ONCE (2)
[03:17]
sssss: cheol
sssss: cheol
sssss: cheol
sssss: cheolie
hot single dad: it's 3am, what do you want hannie
sssss: wow, okay next time u need comfort after marathoning downton abbey go to mingyu
sssss: but anyway did you see him??
hot single dad: who?
sssss: the new kid
sssss: he's the church boy, the hot one
hot single dad: jisoo?
sssss: hmhm
sssss: he's so innocent
sssss: he thought bad-dragon.com was an online fantasy game
hot single dad: oh, bless him :((
hot single dad: why is this important at three in the morning?
sssss: because, i was thinking, right
hot single dad: uh oh
sssss: we should adopt him
sssss: we should taint him
hot single dad: you have issues
hot single dad: sadistic issues
sssss: calm down i dont mean rip his virginity from him or anythin
sssss: he got upset when jihoon swore in computing
sssss: we need to bring him to the forefront of being a teenager
sssss: i bet he's never even been to a party
sssss: make him drink, show him how we do it over the pond
hot single dad: this is all so you can rip his virginity from him, in the end, isnt it
sssss: consensually
hot single dad: id be calling the police if it wasnt
sssss: much thanks
sssss: anyway, in for it?
hot single dad: in for taking the (probably)pure boy and corrupting him in our hands?
hot single dad: regretfully yes
sssss: this is why i love you
hot single dad: omg
hot single dad: do you really
sssss: no
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