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to: LailaDermott
jeremyknoxrox: laila
jeremyknoxrox: laila
jeremyknoxrox: LAiLa dErMoTT
LailaDermott: i swear to god knox if you spam me again i will block your number
jeremyknoxrox: LAILA please help me
LailaDermott: what.
jeremyknoxrox: i hav
jeremyknoxrox: a crush
LailaDermott: YOU HAVE LIKE 50 CRUSHES
jeremyknoxrox: i KNOW im TERRIBLE
jeremyknoxrox: please help me
jeremyknoxrox: please help me
LailaDermott has added itsalvarezbabe.
jeremyknoxrox: WAIT
itsalvarezbabe: aight
LailaDermott: honey go help knox with crush #34838
itsalvarezbabe: OHH WHOS THE LUCKY PERSON
jeremyknoxrox: you’re both so terrible with relationship advice why did i come to you
itsalvarezbabe: RUDE
LailaDermott: """relationship advice""" he says lmaooo you're still single no matter how many crushes you have honey
jeremyknoxrox: SEE UR SO MEAN
jeremyknoxrox: JUST BC U HAV A GF
itsalvarezbabe: knox..... jeremy babe...... IM WAITINGGG
jeremyknoxrox: okay look
jeremyknoxrox: ive mentioned him before actually
jeremyknoxrox: but like
jeremyknoxrox: as a passing thing
jeremyknoxrox: but now its like
jeremyknoxrox: um
jeremyknoxrox: full on thirst 12/10
LailaDermott: fucking unbelievable.
itsalvarezbabe: OH MY GOD
itsalvarezbabe: DROP HIS FUCKING NAME ALREADY
itsalvarezbabe has named the group full on thirst 12/10.
jeremyknoxrox: please don’t tell anyone!!
jeremyknoxrox: the entire team always figures out who my crushes are & its always YOUR FAULT!!
LailaDermott: who the fuck else could it be. you have a crush on like. everyone. there’s no one left
jeremyknoxrox: uh
jeremyknoxrox: so like
jeremyknoxrox: rmb that thing kevin talked to me abt
LailaDermott: GOD no
LailaDermott: motherFUCK BYE
LailaDermott has left the group.
jeremyknoxrox: please let me die
itsalvarezbabe has added LailaDermott.
itsalvarezbabe: idgi??????
LailaDermott: YOURE HOPELESS KNOX I QUIT
jeremyknoxrox: LOOK
jeremyknoxrox: JEAN IS REALLY CUTE OK
itsalvarezbabe: oh my god……
itsalvarezbabe: jeremy honey.....
jeremyknoxrox: ST OP JUDGING M E
jeremyknoxrox: I WENT 2 TALK 2 HIM TODAY & HELP HIM W THE USC APPLICATIONS & HE WAS SO QUIET & I WAS SO NERVOUS & HE WAS SO CUTE
itsalvarezbabe: o no is he still hurt??
jeremyknoxrox: yes
jeremyknoxrox: hes kind of pretty depressed actually
jeremyknoxrox: i feel bad for him
itsalvarezbabe: oh noooooo
LailaDermott: okay injuries aside
LailaDermott: jean moreau is 20 fucking vultures personified and you fucking know it
itsalvarezbabe: wait im pretty sure that was riko????
LailaDermott: 7 billion people on earth and you choose Jean Fucking Moreau What The Fuck
jeremyknoxrox: HES CUTE AND HES GONNA BE A TROJAN
LailaDermott: he’s french.
jeremyknoxrox: idk why i thought u guys wld be helpful im leaving
jeremyknoxrox: PLEASE DONT TELL ANYONE
itsalvarezbabe: we will take it to our graves
LailaDermott: at least until you embarrass yourself in front of him and everyone figures it out anyway
jeremyknoxrox: PLEASE DONT LET THAT HAPPEN
LailaDermott: knox our help can only extend so far
to: kevinqueen
jeremyknoxrox: hey congrats on ur match kevin day!!
jeremyknoxrox: ive never seen the ravens LOSE before, that was incredible
jeremyknoxrox: also that last goal was amazing holy shit
jeremyknoxrox: congratulate the other foxes for me
kevinqueen: thanks, i will
jeremyknoxrox: we’ll beat you next year!
kevinqueen: looking forward to it
kevinqueen: how is jean doing?
jeremyknoxrox: oh
jeremyknoxrox: about that,,
to: full on thirst 12/10
jeremyknoxrox: i helped jean move in to the dorms today & later i went to the grocery & he decided to come with just to keep me company
jeremyknoxrox: TELL ME THAT ISNT CUTE
LailaDermott: that isn’t cute
jeremyknoxrox: BUT IT IS
jeremyknoxrox: hes v quiet
jeremyknoxrox: its ok tho u kno i can talk enough 4 both of us
LailaDermott: hopeless
to: TROJANS
jeremyknoxrox has added moreaujean.
jeremyknoxrox: hey so
jeremyknoxrox: this is the gc for the trojans !! welcome to the team !!
itsalvarezbabe: WELCOME JEAN!!
jordan09: ayt welcome mate
damndamen: happy to have you bro
realemilymichel: hey there!!!
reyesmari: jean valjean. hello
jeremyknoxrox: MAR I TOLD U NOT TO MAKE THAT JOKE
itsalvarezbabe: i cannot believe we r all getting seenzoned
itsalvarezbabe: REPLY BITCH
moreaujean: [like emoji]
to: full on thirst 12/10
itsalvarezbabe: hey hey
itsalvarezbabe: jere. honey. captain
itsalvarezbabe: how long did it take
itsalvarezbabe: for u to get the nerve to msg jean n add him to the gc LMAO
jeremyknoxrox: :((((((((
LailaDermott: hard same
LailaDermott: i bet you think you're subtle
jeremyknoxrox: no no ive given up ik im hopeless
LailaDermott: knox
LailaDermott: do you know how much you were staring at moreau today
LailaDermott: do you KNOW
jeremyknoxrox: srry im dying
LailaDermott: it’s only the first day of practice get a hold of yourself
itsalvarezbabe: u kno what
itsalvarezbabe: jeremy is kinda ryt
itsalvarezbabe: jean is pretty cute
LailaDermott: sorry WHAT
itsalvarezbabe: not in the ‘o hes a cute boy’ way
itsalvarezbabe: but like in a ‘awwwww’ way
jeremyknoxrox: actually i think hes cute both ways but go on
LailaDermott: what.
itsalvarezbabe: HE FOLLOWS JEREMY AROUND LIKE A LOST PUPPY!!! ITS CUTE
jeremyknoxrox: well
jeremyknoxrox: at eau the ravens werent rly allowed to go anywhere w/o a teammate so….. i guess hes not used to being alone
itsalvarezbabe: um ok wtf that is a way sadder explanation than i expected
LailaDermott: that’s… kind of sucky
jeremyknoxrox: i KNOW :((
itsalvarezbabe: STILL. a puppy is a puppy
LailaDermott: jean moreau is a broody rude man and you think he is a ‘puppy’
jeremyknoxrox: yes
to: kevinqueen
jeremyknoxrox: can i ask something?
kevinqueen: ?
jeremyknoxrox: has jean ever
jeremyknoxrox: dated
jeremyknoxrox: and if yes who??
kevinqueen: not that i know of. ravens are prohibited from dating
jeremyknoxrox: really??!
jeremyknoxrox: well
jeremyknoxrox: thats,, great news
jeremyknoxrox: thank,, u,,,,, bye
kevinqueen: what?
kevinqueen: why?
to: full on thirst 12/10
LailaDermott: knox
LailaDermott: NOT that i care, but is moreau okay??
LailaDermott: sorry but he looked like the fucking dead this morning and also he looked terrified
itsalvarezbabe: careful babe ur feelings r showing
itsalvarezbabe: same question tho is he ok
jeremyknoxrox: not rly
jeremyknoxrox: hes working thru it
LailaDermott: huh
LailaDermott: tell him the team’s here for him
itsalvarezbabe: how hard was tht to say
LailaDermott: truly exhausting
jeremyknoxrox: he appreciates it
jeremyknoxrox: ok so
LailaDermott: oh boy here we go
LailaDermott: i swear i get a headache whenever you message this gc
jeremyknoxrox: im staying at the dorms tonight
LailaDermott: what.
jeremyknoxrox: jean doesn’t want to go
LailaDermott: so??????
jeremyknoxrox: i? wanna keep him company??
itsalvarezbabe: wow
LailaDermott: knox wtf we just had our first game of the year!!! we just won tonight!!!
jeremyknoxrox: jean doesn’t want to go
jeremyknoxrox: v complicated & hard to explain pls go on ahead & drink 20 shots for me?
itsalvarezbabe: but um we always go out as a team after victory matches????
jeremyknoxrox: jean doesn’t want to go
LailaDermott: you’ve mentioned that. thrice now
LailaDermott: UGH i hate him
jeremyknoxrox: pls dont :(( hes adjusting and stuff
itsalvarezbabe: this rly is a whole new level of Thirst,,
LailaDermott: whatever knox
jeremyknoxrox: pls dont get mad?? at either of us?
LailaDermott: we’re not. i just hope you know what you’re doing
jeremyknoxrox: :)) drive safe!!
jeremyknoxrox: good morning!!!!
itsalvarezbabe: fuck yuo
itsalvarezbabe: my hangover is killing me u did Not hv 2 do tht
itsalvarezbabe: ANYWAY
itsalvarezbabe: how did staying home on a victory night alone w loverboy go ;)))
jeremyknoxrox: surprisingly it was fun!!!
jeremyknoxrox: we played video games & raided the fridge so we have no more beer tho
itsalvarezbabe: haha and then what ;)
jeremyknoxrox: NOTHING HAPPENED STOP IT
LailaDermott: only you would have fun with jean killjoy moreau
itsalvarezbabe: truth
jeremyknoxrox: u r so mean to him
jeremyknoxrox: we talked a lot
jeremyknoxrox: hes adjusting guys give him time
LailaDermott: yeah we get it i’m just kidding around sorry
itsalvarezbabe: ok so
itsalvarezbabe: jeremy hon dont take this too seriously
itsalvarezbabe: but i just wanna say im 80% sure ur loverboy here is a silent piner
LailaDermott: BABE CAN YOU NOT ENCOURAGE HIM
itsalvarezbabe: IM NOT
itsalvarezbabe: im just SAYING
itsalvarezbabe: i see jean watching u sometimes
itsalvarezbabe: and it is NOT just bc ur his captain or teammate or whatever
itsalvarezbabe: thats all
jeremyknoxrox: """THATS ALL""" SHE SAYS
jeremyknoxrox: LIKE SHE HASNT JUST RUINED MY ENTIRE LIFE
LailaDermott: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. HE'S GONNA HAVE A MELTDOWN
itsalvarezbabe: SORRY BUT.... IT HAD TO BE SAID
jeremyknoxrox: guys
jeremyknoxrox: i dont think im gonna get over this crush
jeremyknoxrox: like oh god this is not a passing thing
jeremyknoxrox: GOD WHAT AM I GONNA DO
LailaDermott: you’ve been pining after him all year. definitely not a passing thing
jeremyknoxrox: IM DOOMED
jeremyknoxrox: HE DOESNT EVEN SWING
jeremyknoxrox: I ASKED KEVIN IF HES EVER DATED B4 & HE BASICALLY SAID NEVER
itsalvarezbabe: UV BEEN ASKING KEVIN DAY FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE?? HOLY SHIT
LailaDermott: suck it up knox
LailaDermott: we have a championship game in 2 weeks. get your head in it
jeremyknoxrox: FUCK ur right
jeremyknoxrox: priorities
itsalvarezbabe: I CANT WAIT 2 FUCKIN DESTROY THE FOXES
itsalvarezbabe: DANIELLE WILDS IS GONNA HAND ME THT TROPHY AND WEEP
jeremyknoxrox: pls be nice
itsalvarezbabe: IM ALWAYS NICE WTF
itsalvarezbabe: its just tht dan wilds is very hot i just want it on the record
LailaDermott: Excuse Me
itsalvarezbabe: not as hot as u bab :-****
to: kevinqueen
kevinqueen: congrats on the win. you guys deserved it
to: full on thirst 12/10
jeremyknoxrox: guys
jeremyknoxrox: pls uh
jeremyknoxrox: prep my funeral
jeremyknoxrox: im. 6ft under
jeremyknoxrox: ohgodohgodohgod
itsalvarezbabe: UHHHH WHAT HAPPENED
itsalvarezbabe: JEREMY
itsalvarezbabe: HONEY
itsalvarezbabe: CAPTAIN
itsalvarezbabe: ITS 3AM EXPLAIN B4 I FALL ASLEEP
jeremyknoxrox: it happened??
jeremyknoxrox: i kissed him
LailaDermott: oh god no
jeremyknoxrox: by accident
itsalvarezbabe: WHAT
jeremyknoxrox: FUCK i was so drunk & he was so pretty & i was feeling very Brave bc u know victory night & all that!!!!! & i kept thinkig of what u said abt jean pining 4 me & i just. Did it
itsalvarezbabe: oh GOD HONEY WHY
LailaDermott: FUCK KNOX THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T ROOM WITH YOUR FUCKING CRUSH AND GET DRUNK WITH HIM
jeremyknoxrox: whaaat no
jeremyknoxrox: i mean
jeremyknoxrox: he kissed me back
LailaDermott: what.
itsalvarezbabe: WHAT
jeremyknoxrox: i am?? i am on cloud 9???????
jeremyknoxrox: im literally gonna cry im so emo
jeremyknoxrox: we had a rly long talk after & um were definitely dating & hes asleep now & thts why im only messaging u guys now at almost 4am
jeremyknoxrox: it was a very drunken talk on my part & i just hope we rmbr this tmrw morning
LailaDermott: this is a very strange alternate universe i’ve fallen into
jeremyknoxrox: OH GOD UR RIGHT. WE’RE DATING
jeremyknoxrox: I HAV A BF??????? WHAT THE FUKXKCDK
itsalvarezbabe: jeremy u are such a cutie in love
itsalvarezbabe: i am so happy for u
LailaDermott: same. mostly
itsalvarezbabe: ""mostly""
jeremyknoxrox: this isd the best yr of my LIFE
LailaDermott: sure
LailaDermott: just let it all out knox
to: moreaujean
LailaDermott: oy
LailaDermott: asshole
LailaDermott: i hope your hangover is treating you well
LailaDermott: just want you to know, if you ever hurt jeremy in any way, all 27 of us trojans are coming after you and you would not make it out alive
moreaujean: wow. finally showing some spine are you?
LailaDermott: 27 OF US. idc how good you are, you wouldn’t stand a fucking chance
moreaujean: good to know.
LailaDermott: god you are fucking dead
moreaujean: jeremy has been nothing but kind to me all year. i have no intention of hurting him.
LailaDermott: does jeremy know that tho??
moreaujean: ? I hope he does?
moreaujean: I wouldn’t hurt him.
LailaDermott: GOOD
LailaDermott: we’re friends again
moreaujean: Like fuck we are.
LailaDermott: :-*
to: full on thirst 12/10
LailaDermott: ok so
LailaDermott: knox
LailaDermott: now that you and jean are a real thing
jeremyknoxrox: yea??
LailaDermott: does he know you had a raging crush on him all year
jeremyknoxrox: kind. Of
jeremyknoxrox: i might hav,, let it slip,
LailaDermott: oh good
LailaDermott has added moreaujean.
itsalvarezbabe: LAILA OMG BABE
jeremyknoxrox: WAITNO
itsalvarezbabe: HOLY FUCK LMAOOO
moreaujean: ? what is this?
jeremyknoxrox has removed moreaujean from the group.
itsalvarezbabe: COWARD UNBLOCK HIM JEREMY
LailaDermott has removed jeremyknoxrox from the group.
LailaDermott has added moreaujean.
moreaujean: ??
itsalvarezbabe: SJDSKLSPK JEAN. HONEY
LailaDermott: scroll up
to: LailaDermott
jeremyknoxrox: LAILA
jeremyknoxrox: LAILA DID U ADD JEAN 2 THE GC
jeremyknoxrox: LAILA PLS ADD ME BAKC
jeremyknoxrox: LAILA