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11:17 AM - GROUP: SEVENTEEN
mingyu: changkyun from monsta x is in our HOME.
s.coups: what
jeonghan: excuse me?
mingyu: hes visiting wonwoo
s.coups: oh
s.coups: i’m glad he has friends
mingyu: they’re getting along really well
mingyu: soonyoung hyung is also there
kookie: that reminds me!
kookie: mingyu, you, minghao and seokmin are 97 liners right?
mingyu: ya
kookie: do you wanna join the 97 liner chat?
mingyu: YES
kookie: ok!
kookie: gyeom, bambam, nct’s jaehyun and winwin are in it!
minghao: oh cool
minghao: yeah, add us in whenever
kookie: done!
dk: cool! :D
minghao: nice
mingyu: didn’t wonwoo hyung talk about some 96 liner group chat?
kookie: yeah! he’s told me ‘bout it … changkyun, jennie, yerin, youngjae from got7 …. some others are in it, maybe?
kookie: oh! jun hyung is in it o:
soonyoung: HELLO?
soonyoung: HE ADDED JUN BUT NOT ME?
mingyu: ,
minghao: lmao
wonwow: i wonder why i wouldnt have added you
wonwow: dont be heterosexual with yerin or jennie and you can join
soonyoung: i’m not heterosexual to begin with
wonwow: i know i just wanted to hear you say it
wonwow: i’ll add you and jihoon soon
soonyoung: -.-
joshua: you’ll never guess who just walked into jam jam
soonyoung: ?
wonwow: ?
mingyu: ?
joshua: nayoung and kyulkyung!
soonyoung: REALLY?
wonwow: oh my god … how are they
joshua: they seem to be doing well! i’m going to take my break so we can catch up … :D
soonyoung: i miss them … tell them i miss them …………
joshua: will do!
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4:42 PM - GROUP: SEVENTEEN
minghao: who are nayoung and kyulkyung?
s.coups: some old friends of ours from university. nayoung, jihoon and i were pretty close
s.coups: they’re now part of a girl group called pristin - before, they were part of i.o.i
minghao: oh, wow
s.coups: yep. nayoung’s a good rapper and kyulkyung is a great singer.
s.coups: they’re doing well! we’ve been to some of their concerts
jihoon: sungyeon and yehana - fantastic singers btw
s.coups: we could add them to the chat, most of us know them
jihoon: sure
minghao: idc tbh
s.coups: well, here we go
< s.coups invited strong mother and princess to group ‘seventeen’ >
s.coups: this name doesnt fit anymore
< s.coups renamed group ‘fools and friends’ >
s.coups: nice
strong mother: Seungcheol.
s.coups: nayoung, hey
strong mother: What is this
s.coups: a group chat for friends
strong mother: Well, alright.
strong mother: Kyulkyung is in recording right now.
s.coups: alright
s.coups: nayoung, meet minghao, he’s a friend of ours through jun and mingyu. minghao, meet nayoung
minghao: hey
strong mother: Hello
strong mother: Are you dating Jihoon yet.
s.coups: nfkgmhlflk
jihoon: excuse me
minghao: LOL
wonwow: JNFKMmkgkdkMGDLGKFML
junhui: why is wonwoo choking
junhui: oh, i see
junhui: she has a point!
s.coups: i need to g o
jihoon: bye
minghao: loooooool
wonwow: I AM LOSING MY MIND HELLO NAYOUNG HOW HAVE YOU BEEN
strong mother: Hey, Wonwoo, I’ve been good.
strong mother: So I take it that they aren’t dating yet?
wonwow: nope
strong mother: Disappointing. It’s been like four years.
wonwow: more like six
strong mother: Right.
wonwow: trust me, you arent the only one disappointed
strong mother: I’ll be back later.
wonwow: see ya
minghao: bye …?
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7:12 PM - GROUP: FOOLS AND FRIENDS
princess: WHAT DO YOU MEAN JIHOON AND SEUNGCHEOL HYUNGS AREN’T DATING YET
dinonono: kyulkyung! hi!
princess: HI CHAN HOLD ON, WHY ARENT THEY DATING
dinonono: who knows! they’ve liked each other for literal years, so anyone’s guess!
princess: i am literally speechless. how can two people be so obvious and oblivious
dinonono: dunno!
dinonono: how is being an idol?
princess: it’s good!
princess: i still say you guys should audition for pledis - i think you’d get in!
princess: hana says you guys would be a great band :0
dinonono: aw! thanks yewon noona … but i think it’d be up to everyone else!
dinonono: especially because coups hyung and jeonghan hyung and most of the hyungs have steady and full time jobs
dinonono: it’d be fun! but i don’t want to make a decision for everyone
princess: chan youre so wholesome …. i love you
dinonono: :D!
dinonono: i love you too kyulkyung noona! :D
princess: <3
dinonono: <3
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8:43 PM - GROUP: ???
< jeonghan invited joshua, junhui, wonwow, soonyoung, mingyu, dk, minghao, divaboo, hansol, dinonono to group ‘make coupszi real’ >
joshua: you made them a ship name?
jeonghan: ofc i did
soonyoung: i’m deadass getting tired of them being fools around each other
hansol: the ust is really like, just … A Lot.
junhui: agreed
wonwow: what the fuck do we do
joshua: language
wonwow: what the heck do we do
mingyu: we need to get them together
jeonghan: thanks for pointing out the obvious
mingyu: :(
divaboo: so what do we DO
jeonghan: make them jealous?
mingyu: how???
jeonghan: wonwoo
wonwow: no. no way
mingyu: ???
minghao: ???
junhui: ???????
jeonghan: please
joshua: please
soonyoung: come on
wonwow: why
wonwow: why would you bring back my ugly high school days
jeonghan: please
soonyoung: if you don’t do it i’ll bring out dancing machine wonwoo
wonwow: wow guys i guess i’m going to make jihoon jealous!
mingyu: w
minghao: what just happened
jeonghan: good! good.
dk: wonwoo and coups hyung used to date in high school!
dk: it went … alright but they broke up because of mutual feelings or whatever
wonwow: it was because of mutual feelings you ungrateful sun
wonwow: seungcheol and i just didn’t like each other as much anymore
wonwow: we broke up to try different relationships
wonwow: then he met jihoon except he still hasn’t dated him yet.
wonwow: he exhausts me.
mingyu: w….ow
minghao: didn’t know that
wonwow: i try not to tell everyone
wonwow: cheol and i got past the ‘awkwardly exes’ status
wonwow: now we’re friends and honestly i’d like to keep it that way so can yall stop making fish mouths at your phones because that’s suspicious
dinonono: uhhh maybe we shouldn’t
dinonono: maybe … like … we should just let them be?
jeonghan: nnnnah
jeonghan: it’s been six years
jeonghan: if we don’t interfere, they are never getting together
dinonono: i have a bad feeling about this ……...