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[ group chat: bRocHAchOs ]
jay hoe: sHiT gUys
jay hoe: i think ive met and angle
joonie: Do you mean angel
jay hoe: shut up im busy telling my story
jay hoe: ok so i was late to class today and i was a mess
jay hoe: but being the stupid hoe i am i still decided to stop by that coffee shop to get a coffee
jay hoe: and my stupid ass trip over the front door
jay hoe: aFTER GETTING MY GODDAMN COFFEE
jay hoe: i didnt fall bUT MY COFFEE SLIPPED FROM MY FUCKNIGN HAND
jay hoe: AND IT SPILLED ALL OVER THE SIDE WALK
jay hoe: AND I STARTED CRYING????
jay hoe: EVERYBODY WAS STARING AT ME
jay hoe: AND I JUST STTOD THSERE CREYING
jay hoe: bTU THEN
jay hoe: THIS BLONDE ANGLE CAME OUT FROM THE COFFEE SHOP
joonie: Angel*
jay hoe: AND HANDED ME A CUP OF COFFEE????
jay hoe: ALSO DID I MENTION HE WAS BEAUTIFUL
sock jean: wait he?
jay hoe: AND HE JUST SMILED AT ME AND TOLD ME THAT HE BOUGHT THAT FOR ME BECAUASE I LOOKED LIKE I WAS HAVNING A BAD DAY
jay hoe: NAD HE SAID GOODBYE AND WALKED AWAY AND I STOOD THERE LIKE AN IDIOT FOR 5 MINS TRYINGTO LET THE ENTIRE THING SINK IN
jay hoe: AND NOW IM CRYING EEVEN MORE BECAUSE I PROBABLY WONT SEE HIM EVER AGAIN AND HES SO BEAUTIFUL
joonie: …. Are you done
jay hoe: if by done you mean done telling my story then yes
jay hoe: or if by done you mean done crying in the club then no not at all
kaoru: OMG HOSEOK
kaoru: DON’T CRY
kaoru: HE WILL COME BACK
hikaru: YE MAN
hikaru: IT WAS FATE THAT YOU GUYS MET
hikaru: AND FATE WILL BRING YOU GUYS TGT AGAIN
kaoru: LIKE HOW FATE BROUGHT JIMIN TO ME
hikaru: AWW BRO <3
kaoru: <3
sock jean: ok first of all
sock jean: disgusting
sock jean: and second
sock jean: hoseok calm your tits and stop crying
sock jean: or youll end up dying from lack of breath before even meeting that blonde guy again
joonie: I mean if you really want to meet him again, he’ll probably go back to that coffee shop
jay hoe: ok but like
jay hoe: what if he doesn’t
jay hoe: bc i go to this coffee shop every single day and ive never seen him before???
sock jean: maybe hes new to the area
joonie: ^
hikaru: #whipped
joonie: How is that being whipped
hikaru: keep telling that to yourself
jay hoe: ok guys all the attention back on me again
kaoru: my attention is always on you ;)
jay hoe: aww tae ;))
hikaru: i feel cheated on
kaoru: <33
jay hoe: ok wHaT iF
jay hoe: wHAT IF i dont see him again?
sock jean: then just fucking move on with your life
hikaru: #savage
kaoru: #savage
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jay hoe: GUYS WHAT THE FUCK
jay hoe: NO ONE TOLD ME MY BLONDE ANGEL GOES TO OUR COLLEGE
joonie: How are we supposed to know when we don’t even know what he looks like
kaoru: OMG HOBI GET A PIC OF HIM I WANNA SEE HOW HE LOOKS LIKE
jay hoe: bUT HES LIKE SURROUNDED WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE I CANT GET IT
jay hoe: HOLD UP I GOT IT
sock jean: sometimes i wonder does tae and hobi ever text without caps on
joonie: same
hikaru: #whipped
jay hoe:
jay hoe: UFCK GUYS HE LOOKS SO HOT IM GAY
joonie: Hoseok you’re literally the gayest person we’ve meet
joonie: Also stalker much?
kaoru: i thought me and jimin were the gayest person youve meet :(
sock jean: holy shit he’s actually hot
jay hoe: back off from my man
sock jean: he isn’t even your man
jay hoe: you wait sock jean
hikaru: wait he looks familiar i think i know him
jay hoe: WHAT
jay hoe: WHERE
jay hoe: HOW
hikaru: hes from my science class
hikaru: his name is min yoongi i think
hikaru: i even have his number
hikaru:
kaoru: you used a meme of me
kaoru: ily<3
hikaru: ilyt <3
sock jean: disgusting
jay hoe: oK BUT HOW
jay hoe: IM
jay hoe: i cant believe
hikaru: hey should i add him to this grp?????
kaoru: YES HUNNY DO IT
sock jean: fuck yeah
joonie: sure
jay hoe: DONT YOU FUCKIGN DARE
hikaru: try me bitch
[ hikaru added tonguetechnology to the group ]
[ jay hoe has left the group ]
kaoru: lol what a loser
tonguetechnology: Wtf is this
hikaru: HI YOONGI HYUNG
hikaru: ITS ME JIMIN
hikaru: FROM YOUR SCIENCE CLASS????
tonguetechnology: Oh hi Jimin
tonguetechnology: Still wtf is this who are all these people
tonguetechnology: Why am i here
hikaru: hold up
[ hikaru added jay hoe to the group ]
jay hoe: i hate you all
tonguetechnology: Who’s that?
kaoru: THTAS HOSEOK
kaoru: RMB THIS MORNING YOU SAW SOMEONE CRYING ON THE SIDEWALK BC OF HIS SPILLED COFFEE AND YOU BOUGHT HIM ANOTHER ONEE
kaoru: THATS HIM !!!!!!!!
kaoru: HE COULDNT SOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOUR HIS ANGEL AND HOW YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL
joonie: You’re*
jay hoe: STFU TAE ILL END YOU
jay hoe: heh hi nice to meet you thanks for buying me that coffee I really appreciate that
tonguetechnology: Oh it’s nothing
tonguetechnology: Ok so far i only know like two people from this group
tonguetechnology: Care to introduce yourself?
tonguetechnology: Also before that could I add my cousin into the group? He’s new and he doesn’t have many friends and you guys seem ok
tonguetechnology: He’s kinda awkward at first but when he warms up to you he’s fine
joonie: sure
sock jean: go ahead
[ tonguetechnology added jeon cena to the group ]
tonguetechnology: Jungkook say hi
jeon cena: hi
kaoru: HI THERE
kaoru: HOW ARE YOU
jeon cena: im fine thanks for asking
jeon cena: idk who are all of you
kaoru: WELL I KNOW HOW YOONGI LOOKS LIKE BC HOBI TOOK A PHOTO OF HIM AND SENT IT TO THE GRP
jay hoe: TAE
jay hoe: ILL CUT YOU
jay hoe: bye it was nice knowing all of you im gonna go ahead and die of embarrassment now
sock jean: stop being suhc a drama queen
jay hoe: :(
tonguetechnology: Ok so could all of you like
tonguetechnology: Send a photo of yourself or something so i know how you all look like
tonguetechnology: And so Jungkook knows who to go to when he has no one
sock jean: ok sure i’ll start first
sock jean:
sock jean: im seokjin but you can call me jin or yours ;)
joonie: You look good in glasses hyung!
sock jean: thanks boo <3
hikaru: deez gus sting
joonie:
sock jean: nice hair
joonie: thanks c:
kaoru: OK MY TURN
kaoru:
hikaru: looking good babe ;)
kaoru: thanks babe ;))
hikaru:
hikaru: this is me arent i beautiful
kaoru: very beautiful my darling <3
hikaru: back to you love!! <33
sock jean: and you call me disgusting
hikaru:
jay hoe: nice das me
jay hoe:
jay hoe: ｡◕‿◕｡
jeon cena: ok i guess its my turn now
jeon cena:
hikaru: holy shit
kaoru: HOLD UP
kaoru: YOUR THAT GUY JIMIN COUDLNT STOP TALKNG ABOUT THAT GOES TO THE SAME DANCE SSTUDIO AS HIM
kaoru: HE KEEPS TELLING ME HOW MUSCULAR YOU ARE NAD HOW HED WANTS YOUTO CHOKE AND STRANGLE HIM
hikaru: TAE WTF SHUT UP
hikaru: I DID NOT SAY THAT I WANTED HIM TO CHOKE ME
sock jean: #jiminhasachokingkink
hikaru: die
hikaru: dont kink shame me
tonguetechnology: I’m not even gonna ask but
tonguetechnology: He’s really innocent he doesn’t know about all these shit so pls let him live
jeon cena: oh thank you very much jimin!!
jeon cena: but i dont think i would want to choke you, i could kill you
kaoru: boi needs some lessons
kaoru:
tonguetechnology: Don’t you fucking dare
tonguetechnology: I will find you and throw you off a cliff
jay hoe: wow thats hot
joonie: .
hikaru: oK mOviNG oN
hikaru: yoongi hyung you didnt send a photo yet
tonguetechnology: That’s because you already know how i look like
tonguetechnology: Didn’t Hoseok send a pic of me to the grp
jay hoe: pls dont bring that up it makes me sound like a creep
joonie: As if you aren’t
jay hoe: die
jay hoe: but yea send a pic!!
sock jean: hoseok’s thirsty for you
jay hoe: I AM NOT
tonguetechnology: I don’t really have a pic of myself
kaoru: JUST TAKE A PHOTO OF YOU RN THEN
kaoru: JUST DO IT
tonguetechnology: Jfc fine.
tonguetechnology:
sock jean: nice hoseok hyd rn
hikaru: wheres hoseok
hikaru: shouldnt he be saying anything
joonie: I think he’s dead
[ private chat from hobi to joons ]
hobi: i am
hobi: not okay
hobi: pls help me
joons: Rip
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jay hoe: im fine !!
jay hoe: everythings gr8 !!!!!
jay hoe: wooza !!!!!!!!!!!!!
tonguetechnology: Are you sure you’re okay
tonguetechnology: Do you want me to buy you another coffee tmr
[ private chat from hobi to joons ]
hobi: bRO
hobi: DID HE JUST
hobi: OFFERED TO BUY ME ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE
hobi: bye im deceased
joons: Rip x2
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tonguetechnology: ….
tonguetechnology: Hello?
jay hoe: sure thing !! thanks yoongi :)
hikaru: