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whats up fidget spinners

Summary:

Michael makes a group chat to make fun of Jeremy when theyre both high and it turns out to be a supporting friend group, surprisingly.

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Chapter 1: jeremys super high its fucking funny

Chapter Text

 

 

gayer1 added imheere, playqueen, boybi, jakeyD, getlohst, jennarolan and valentino to the  group 

gayer1 named the chat “jeremy is super high it's fucking funny”  

gayer1: guysguysguys look 

gayer1: and gals 

gayer1 sent a video 

playqueen: is that jeremy..?  

boybi: hOly fuck

getlohst: is he okay fjjdnd  

gayer1: yeah he's just really really high  

gayer1: he's clinging to me like a sad koala and i don't know how to feel 

jennarolan: is jeremy trying to put his fist in his mouth 

jakeyD: he is jesus christ 

valentino: do not take thy lords name in vain in my good christa suburb 

valentino: **chdistian  

valentino: FUCK  

boybi: are we all gonna ignore the fact that chloe can't spell for shit  

valentino: i will cut ur dick off richard  

playqueen: how about we don't cut people's dicks off 

getlohst: damn christine back at it again being the group mom 

gayer1: guuuuuyuss hey  

gayer1: it's germy  

gayer1: jeremt  

gayer1: djdjjdmfmf he took my phone because he can't find his (its in his pocket..)  

imheere: heyy goys  

imheere: guys  

imheere: michael is gay  

getlohst: uh we know that 

valentino: he has a rainbow flag on his sweater 

imheere: nonono i' mean he's gay  

gayer1: oKAY THATS ENOUGH JERE 

jakeyD: is he okay 

boybi: i think michael took his phone away  

gayer1: yeah i did 

gayer1: it's not as bad as that one time he was super fucking baked and started to scream when he tried to cross the street 

gayer1: it's funny when he gets stoned as fuck and does stupid shit 

playqueen: you tried to climb a tree and started crying  

gayer1: how did you find out 

playqueen: jeremy 

gayer1: that s n i t c h  

jennarolan: michael did what 

jennarolan: receipted 

valentino: jesus christ 

getlohst: is anyone else wondering what jeremy meant by michael is super gay in a way that we don't know 

playqueen: uhh i passed it off as him being stoned..?

gayer1: hoooow about i don't answer that question bc it's ‘:)  

boybi: i'm getting what ur saying but i dnot think anyone else does 

boybi: i think you, me,and jeremy are the only ones who've smoked pot multiple times, like more than six times 

playqueen: i haven't touched one (1) single weed in my life

jakeyD: oh my god christine  

getlohst: weed virgin  

 

gayer1>>boybi  

 

gayer1: okay so  

gayer1: me and jeremy were smoking together 

gayer1: and i may have suggested shotgunning  

gayer1: and we kinda kissed  

boybi: i kNEW IT  

boybi: so you are dating 

gayer1: no i just have the universe’s biggest crush on my best friend  

gayer1: he probably doesn't even like me and is just too high to care 

boybi: michael, michael dude breathe 

boybi: he likes you i can tell 

boybi: also why did you think it was a good idea to shotgun with your crush 

gayer1: i was high dont blame me rihc 

  

jeremy is super high it's fucking funny  

 

gayer1: jeremy’s asleep now wtf  

gayer1: i left for like ten minutes and he's asleep  

boybi: michael it's like two in the morning 

boybi: you should go to sleep.  

jakeyD: so should you rich  

boybi: don't call me out like this !!  

gayer1: pff  

jakeyD: we should all be asleep  

playqueen: sleep!!!!  

boybi: yes mom  

gayer1: did you just call christine Mom?  

boybi: yea 

playqueen: all of you go to sleep!!!  

gayer1: aight  

jakeyD: gnight  

 

jeremy is super high it's fucking funny 

 

playqueen: whats up fidget spinners

valentino: does the fucking splits im at work

getlohst: we need more bi representation in the media 

jakeyD: yeah 

jakeyD: im p sure rich would agree if he was online  

jennarolan: mhm!  

playqueen: we need more lgbt representation in general, and not just cis white gay guys  

imlohst: yeah!!  

gayer1: !!!!!! yes  

imlohst: chlo can you even do the splits?  

valentino: yeah, i did like, six years of ballet and gymnastics 

imlohst: how did i not know 

jakeyD: pff  

boybi: BICH I HEARD MY NAME WHATS GOOD  

valentino: came as called  

jakeyD: that's not the only thing he’ll come to 

jakeyD: hOW DO I DELETE A MESSAGE 

boybi: J A K E YOU FUCKER 

gayer1: wai t what  

jennarolan: wait you guys are fucking  

jakeyD: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, we’re dating,,,,,,........ 

imheere: jesus christ  

imlohst: haha i knew it  

imlohst: chlo you owe me ten bucks  

valentino: i can't. believe 

jakeyD: yeah uh  

jakeyD: i guess this is my way of coming out hahahahahaha  

jakeyD: i’m pan  

jakeyD: this really isn't how i wanted to come out  

boybi: jake you okay?  

jakeyD: fine  

 

boybi>>jakeyD 

 

boybi: jake 

jakeyD: what 

boybi: you're not okay are you?

boybi: i can tell you're upset hon  

jakeyD: it's nothing rich 

jakeyD: i'm fine, trust me  

boybi: do you need me to come back?  

jakeyD: i guess 

jakeyD: you don't have to i don't want to inconvenience you  

boybi: jake i love you you're never an inconvenience  

boybi: gimmie ten minutes ill be there 

jakeyD: thanks 

jakeyD: i love you 

boybi: i love you too <3  

 

imheere>>gayer1  

 

imheere: mikey  

imheere: miiiiiiikey  

imheere: michael 

imheere: mICHAEL  

imheere: MICHAEL MELL  

gayer1: huh 

gayer1: what's up 

imheere: my dad’s out for the weekend if you wanna hang out?  

imheere: we can chill and play video games if you want  

gayer1: sure 

gayer1: and i have some stuff to talk to you about, it's nothing bad don't worry jer 

imheere: alright, ill see you in a bit 

  

jeremy is super high it's fucking funny  

imheere changed their name to gayer2   

 

gayer2: well!  

gayer1: haha nice one babe  

playqueen: jEREMY ARE YOU TWO FINALLY DATING  

jennarolan: eyes emoji  

gayer2: yup!!  

boybi: yooooo i'm so proud of you two! michael did you finally get the balls to ask jeremy out? 

gayer1: rich i don't have balls  

boybi: i don't either dude 

gayer1: but to answer your question, yes i did 

gayer2: p f f  

imlohst: congrats! i owe chloe ten bucks now 

valentino: yesssssss 

jakeyD: how many bets do you guys have? 

valentino: oh only two, but none anymore  

imlohst: our bets were that you and rich were together, and one on michael and jeremy asking each other out. clo said it was michael and i bet on jeremy asking first, chlo wins  

valentino: id like to thank my fans  

valentino: no one and no one  

valentino: its bcos i'm a Bitchhhhhh  

gayer2: well then  

gayer1: i think you're great chloe! you may be a bitch but you're getting better at being nice  

valentino: thanks michael  

playqueen: guys!! we should go to the beach and go camping!!!!  

playqueen: end off summer vacay with a fun trip  

boybi: one thing, if we’re gonna do this, no big fires please  

jakeyD: yeah, and i can't walk super far without my legs still hurting from when i broke them 

playqueen: yup and yup! there's a small beach that has a wood fire ban currently and it's accessible as heck  

gayer1: oooh is it at the lake?  

playqueen: mhm! my parents would take me there a lot when i was younger  

gayer1: my parents never did anything with me they don't care 

jakeyD: man same  

jakeyD: shitty parents club 

valentino: can i join ?  

gayer1: anyone w shitty parents or no parents can, which i think is all of us mostly?  

playqueen: my dad passed away and my mom passed of grief, so i live with my grandparents  

getlohst: ahaha my parents are kinda just,,, not good?  

valentino: my parents are filthy rich and don't care about me really so,,,,,  

jennarolan: i was an illegitimate child, and my mother died in childbirth and my father didn't want me so,, i live with my mom’s sister and her husband 

gayer2: i love my dad but my mom left us..?  

boybi: i have shitty parents too hahahahahah  

boybi: i don't wannna talk about it  

jakeyD: so it's official, shitty parents club 

 

gayer1 changed the chat name to   shitty parents club™   

 

gayer1: much better  

playqueen: the first meeting consists of coffee, snacks and snuggles. whenever someone needs it  

boybi: can we start that first meeting now  

boybi: my dad phoned me and left a bunch of shitty voice mails  

gayer1: what did he say  

boybi: the same shit as always, him being a drunk transphobic homophobic asshole  

boybi: i don't know why he won't leave me aloneinffjdndn  

boybi: jAKE JUMPED ON ME WTF    

boybi: HE SCREAMED “BOYFRIEND SNUGGLES” AND TACKLED ME ON YHE COUCH  

gayer2: me and michael will be there soon!!  

jennarolan: me and the girls will be there asap, we were at the mall  

boybi: thanks you guys 

gayer1: do you need me to bring an extra big hoodie? i call them dysphoria sweaters  

boybi: hell yes trans squad mikey  

gayer2: hEy that's my nickname for him 

gayer1: your nicknames for me include, mario to my princess peach, player one, my world, fluff boy, honey, babe, darling, handsome, mikey  

gayer2: oKY THATS ENOUGH 

gayer2: we’ll be there soon with starbucks, do you guys want anything @ rich and jake?  

jakeyD: venti passion tea lemonade for rich, with a cookie dough cake pop, and a iced latte for me(any size idc)! thanks you guys 

gayer2: no problem!!  

getlohst: i can get snacks, we’re close to a 7/11  

playqueen: and we have cool blankets that i insisted we buy  

playqueen: i kinda got one for everyone,,,,,,  

jakeyD: that sounds awesome, thank you guys 

jakeyD: rich says thank you too  

jakeyD: i took his phone so he couldn't see the things his dad’s been saying 

gayer2: i want to phone his dad and talk to him, give him a piece of my mind 

jakeyD: it's no use jeremy, thank you though -rich 

gayer1: we’re here, we’ll be up soon  

playqueen: so will we, probably later than those two though!  

 

playqueen>>jakeyD  

 

playqueen: how is rich doing? i know he fell asleep, is he feeling better 

jakeyD: yeah, he's better. michael and jeremy stayed a while longer and we just hung out. rich fell back asleep after michael started singing and playing a guitar i didn't know we had in our apartment…  

jakeyD: it was kinda adorable honestly 

jakeyD: i don't think i've ever seen rich that at peace  

 

playqueen: awwwww 

playqueen: that's good, i'm glad he's okay 

jakeyD: thanks, ill let him know that when he's awake 

jakeyD: he was so emotionally exhausted from his dad he just passed out  

playqueen: yeah, poor guy :( 

jakeyD: his dad’s always been a dick 

jakeyD: one day i swear i'm going to fight him and he's gonna sorry he ever hurt rich  

jakeyD: sorry that was kinda 

jakeyD: violent…  

playqueen: it's alright jake, you're allowed to be upset and angry. his dad had hurt a lot of people and especially someone you're close to, you're allowed to feel this strongly about it. i'm not gonna stop you from beating his dad up 

playqueen: ill be there cheering you on 

jakeyD: thank you chrissy  

playqueen: no problem jake, i'm happy to help<3