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Damilton: Okay so we are still on summer break and I’m getting kinda bored of it now tbh
Pegarita: Ofc you are, you cant live without a constant work flow
Damilton; True......
Damilton: I’m still bored tho
Angeli-kickyourass: You have hobbies Alexander I don’t know why you don’t partake in them
Damilton: bc idk where they are
NarrativeControl: Alexander,,, writing is a hobby. You have a laptop.
Damilton: Holy shit I do
MacaroniAndMe: idk I don’t think summers been that boring
BenTolMadge: Yeah but you’ve been having sex for most of it, Alexander’s boyfriend is an actual adult who cannot constantly have se with him
MacaroniAndMe: yeah true tbh
Damilton: Fuck what song should I write to
LittleRedDress: Monochrome no Kiss
Damilton: that’s a weeb song Maria
Pegarita: MARIA MY SWEET DARLING WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR PHONE AT WORK
LittleRedDress: I HAVE THE DAY OFF TODAY and yes it is Alexander is that going to stop you?
Damilton: .... No.
Pegarita: YAYYAYA MY SWEET PRINCESS ME AND THEO ARE CRASHED ON MY COUCH
LittleRedDress: IM IN THE ELEVATOR I HAVE ICE CREAM
NarrativeControl: Isnt that the black butler song??
LittleRedDress: Yep
DangDiggityDosia: Weeb
LittleRedDress: Why does everyone say that
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KinkGeorge: Hullo peasants your king has returned
BenTolMadge: I thought you were a prince
KinkGeorge: Only til the poison kicks in
Damilton: Do not poison your father to become king
KinkGeorge: dw I wont,,,, i’d have to kill em both and I actually like my mother
KinkGeorge: also @Ben *Crown Prince
KinkGeorge: I aint no peasant prince
BenTolMadge: My sincerest apologies
MacaroniAndMe: He aint sorry
BenTolMadge: Dont??? Expose me like this????
Trolley: HAVE Y’’ALL SEEN SPIDERMAN: HOMECOMING YET???
Damilton: YESS MICHELLE IS MY ACTUAL QUEEN I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE IS GOALS AF
Angeli-kickyourass: Michelle is literally me honestly
SicklyAndPrickly: I???? Love Tom Holland??? So Much???? He is p r e c i o u s
Damilton: IKR ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE
4SetsOfCorsets: I haven’t seen it yet
NarrativeControl: You really need to its so good
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DangDggityDosia: Callout post for Maria: She’s listening to a song about demonic Harems and its sung by one of Japanese computer dudes
LittleRedDress: His names Gakupo
Damilton: Madness Of Duke Venomania??
LittleRedDress: Ya
Damilton: That songs fucked up
LittleRedDress: Its not as bad as like,, Mind Brand
Damilton: Yeah but is anything as bad as Mind Brand
DangDiggityDosia: Oh Purple Man got stabbed yay
Damilton: wooo Kaito
Pegarita: weebs
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KinkGeorge: Y e e t,,, I miss my bed in England
KinkGeorge: it was four poster with drapes and Egyptian cotton sheets
BenTolMadge: whats your bed like here??
Damilton: ignore him his bed here is the same its just not got drapes
KinkGeorge: I miss my drapessss
Turtle.Boi: Hey George have you spoken to Lafayette at all?
KinkGeorge: Oh Yeah he should be back next week
KinkGeorge: He is suffering tho his only friend is his Grandma
ABurrSir: The poor boy honestly
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Angeli-Kickyourass: Hey why isn’t GWash in this chat
Angeli-kickyourass: I feel like he should be here
Damilton: why on earth do you think that
NarrativeControl: Bc he’s your boifriend so he should be here so we can roast you with him
SicklyAndPrickly: Hey I have his number I could add him
Damilton: I am against this idea
Pegarita: Ask him!!!
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SicklyAndPrickly: Professor Washington!
GWash(ingMachine): James I’m not your teacher anymore you don’t need to call me that
SicklyAndPrickly; Of course but I’m still going to
GWash(ingMachine): Okay... Why are you texting me?
SicklyAndPrickly: would you like to be in a groupchat with all of us including Alexander?
GWash(ingMachine): Why am I being added?
SicklyAndPrickly; Because we want to be able to roast alexander to the best of our ability
GWash(ingMachine): Of course, Of course, I would love to be added.
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*SicklyandPrickly added GWash(ingMachine) to “Help Us”*
GWash(ingMachine): Hello!
Damilton: Oh my gOD
GWash(ingMachine): Hello sweetie
Damilton: whyyyyyyyyy
Angeli-kickyourass: AyyyyyyYYYYyyyyyYyyyYyYYYyyYyy it’s GWash
Pegariita: Woo lets do drugs we have adult supervision now
GWash(ingMachine): Please do not do drugs?
NarrativeControl: I like how that’s phrased as a question
Angeli-kickyourass; I can already tell that this is gonna be great.
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Damilton: Okay I have written a total of 15,679 words since this morning.
BenTolMadge: Woah holy fuck that’s a lot of words
Pegarita: not really, cmon alexander have you not had coffee today or something
MaaroniAndMe: He usually averages at about 30,000 words a day if he’s motivated
BenTolMadge: Jesus Christ
Trolley: You called?
Angeli-kickyourass: Babe you aint pure enough to be jesus wyd
SicklyAndPrickly: ^^^^
Trolley: Fuckin Rude
Angeli-kickyourass; <3 <3
SicklyAndPrickly: <3 <3
Trolley: ...
Trolley; <3
Angeli-kickyourass: Yay!