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Damilton: Help me lord I pray for death
GWash(ingMachine): ??? What’s wrong??
Damilton: We get our exam results soon??
Pegarita: Yes I also pray for death please someone kill me
MacaroniAndMe: Mass Suicide is at 10:30 in the quad depending on grades bring your own snacks
Angeli-kickyourass: Yea I could really go for a light death right about now
SicklyAndPrickly: Alexander I don’t know what our complaining about theres no way in hell that you’ve failed??
Damilton: Nah I also pray for death
4SetsOfCorsets: Praying for y’all
Turtle.Boi: also praying
ABurrSir: ^^^^
DangDiggityDosia: If any of y’all are drinking on results day hmu I wanna get hammered
LittleRedDress: I am working that day after ii get my results so I cant get fucked up cries
GWash(ingMachine): I’m sure it wont be that bad?? You all seem like your exaggerating slightly
NarrativeControl: shut up GWash you haven’t had to collect results like this in like 30 years
GWash(ingMachine): How old do you think I am??
Angeli-kickyourass: idk I though you where like 50
NarrativeControl: I thought you where in your 60’s
GWash(ingMachine): Girls, Im in my 40’s, I’m not that old?
BenTolMadge: I mean most of us are in our 20’s man 40 is old to us
Damilton: Stop bullying my boyfriend assholes just because he’s aged gracefully and y’all are more likely to look like hagravens by the time your 34
Turtle.Boi: Hagravens are pretty cute fuck you Alexander
ABurrSir: John No
MacaroniAndMe: The fuck is a hagraven?
ABurrSir: skyrim monster seriously don’t ask they aren’t cute
GWash(ingMachine): Thank you for the support honey
Damilton: No problem dear
KinkGeorge: Gayy
Damilton: Extremely whats your point
KinkGeorge: I don’t even know at this point also
KinkGeorge: Eliza.
NarrativeControl: Ya
KinkGeorge: Did you fucking mute the maths groupchat?
NarrativeControl: ... Maybe?
KinkGeorge: biTCH
NarrativeControl: Okay look Bellamy wouldn’t shut the fuck up I was annoyed.
KinkGeorge: WELL YOU MIGHT WANNA CHECK IT SHITS GOING DOWN ITS FUCKING LIT HOLY SHIT
Turtle.Boi: SEND US SC
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“Advanced Mathematics with our sweet tutor Charles”
GeneralWhee: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BELLAMY
J.Bellamy: I MEAN HE LITERALLY TOLD ME THAT SIR
KinkGeorge: I did tell you Charles
NarrativeControl: Holy shit what train wreck have I returned to
GeneralWhee: ELIZA HELP
NarrativeControl: I CANT HELP UNLESS YOU TELL ME WHATS WRONG, CHARLES
KinkGeorge: So basically Bellamy overheard Samuel talking to me about his hardcore crush on Good ol Charles over their
KinkGeorge: Night time boners and all
KinkGeorge: And bellamy of course immediately went to the fucking group chat to scream
KinkGeorge: Leading us to this situation we now live in
NarrativeControl; I feel like your lying to me
J.Bellamy: HE IS HE PAID ME $100 TO SAY THAT SAMUEL SAID THAT TO ME
GeneralWhee: oh my god George I am literally going to kick the shit out of you
NarrativeControl: You know Charles this wouldn’t of happened if you just let us add him to a group chat with you so yall could fucking talk
GeneralWhee: Again, I don’t think that would be a good idea
KinkGeorge: who cares if its a good idea its still an idea
*J.Bellamy added FreeThoughts to Advanced Mathematics with our sweet tutor Charles*
FreeThoughts: Why in heck have I been added to this Bellamy
GeneralWhee: BELLAMY TF
KinkGeorge: OH MY GOD BELLAMY WHY HAVE YOU DEFILED OUR GREAT MATHS CHAT WITH AN ENGLISH STUDENT
NarrativeControl: Bellamy you genius
FreeThoughts: wait whats happening
KinkGeorge: LONG STORY SHORT LEE REALLY LIKES YOU AND HES SUPER YOUNG SO GO FOR IT COOL BYE ELZA RETURN TO OUR GOOD CHAT
NarrativeControl: CYA ]
FreeThoughts: WAIT WHAT
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*Help Us*
Turtle.Boi: Holy shit what a wild ride
NarrativeControl: Ikr
GWash(ingMachine): Ah, so Samuels feelings are reciprocated then?
Damilton: Wait you knew about this?
GWash(ingMachine): Of course I did, Samuel has a tendency to convey his feelings in his writing
Damilton: True, True.
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JeSuisChrist: Jesus fuck I go back to france for a couple months and you fuckers just go wild huh
Damilton: LAFAYETTE
JeSuisChrist: Hello my friends!
Pegarita: THANK GOODNESS YOUR BACK
JeSuisChrist: Jeez its not a big occasion guys
LittleRedDress: YES IT IS YOU CAN GET ALEXANDER OFF OF OUR COUCH
Damilton: I LOST MY DORM KEY I’VE BEEN LOCKED OUT FOR ABOUT 2 WEEKS
JeSuisChrist: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LOOSE YOUR KEY??
DangDiggityDosia: Oh that’s why you’ve been sleeping on the couch
Damilton: IDK ITS AT GEORGE’S HOUSE SOMEWHERE
GWash(ingMachine): Is it? I haven’t come across a key I don’t recognise.
Damilton: ITS THERE SOMEWHERE
JeSuisChrist: WAIT WHY IS GWASH IN THE GROUP CHAT
ABurrSir: Roasting Alexander Purposes
JeSuisChrist: Good answer
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LittleRedDress: Okay so
Pegarita: SHUT UP
LittleRedDress: Did y’all know that Magarita Schuyler happens to know the entire song + dance to “World is Mine” by Hatsune Miku?
NarrativeControl: PEGGY NO
Pegarita: OH MY GOD MARIA WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM
Damilton: Yea I knew I was with her when she bought the dress that goes with it
LittleRedDress: YOU HAVE THE DRESS?? WHERE IS IT
Damilton: Its at home she wouldn’t bring it with her lmao
Angeli-kickyourass: I would like to add to this by saying that Alexander and Peggy both know the song and dance to Childish War?
LittleRedDress: HOLY SHIT I GOTTA SEE THIS
Damilton: DAMMIT ANGELICA
Pegarita: CAN BOTH OF YOU STOP LIKE RN
GWash(ingMachine): I’m confused?
4SetsOfCorsets: Look it up on youtube dude
NarrativeControl: Alexander don’t you know IfUdodo aswell?
LittleRedDress: NO WAY
DangDiggityDosia: FUCKING WEEABOOS
GWash(ingMachine): I don’t think I want to know...
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JeSuisChrist: Okay who let Alexander get into a new fandom while I was gone?
SicklyAndPrickly: He hasn’t, has he?
JeSuisChrist: Well I just got into the dorm and checked my email on his laptop bc mines dead
JeSuisChrist: and his wallpaper is a random ass cartoon guy ive never seen before
Damilton: you LEAVE SHIRO ALONE
MacaroniAndMe: WAIT FROM VOLTRON
Damilton: YES
MacaroniAndMe: OH MY GOD WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME WE COULDVE HAD WATCHING PARTIES
Damilton: I ONLY GOT INTO IT RECENTLY??? AND I HAVENT FINISHED IT ALL YET IM NEAR THE END OF SEASON 2 SO DONT SPOIL ANYTHIGN
MacaroniAndMe: HURRY UP AND FINISH IT ITS SO GOOD
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Angeli-kickyourass: How have we managed to leave this chat empty for 3 days
Damilton: Idk but I have my results have yall got yours?
ABurrSir: Yep
JeSuisChrist: Ya
Trolley: I opened mine, I got a B
Damilton: A+ for Lang and Lit
GWash(ingMachine): Well done Alexander ٩(♡ε♡ )۶
SicklyAndPrickly: B for Lang A for lit
MacaroniAndMe: A for Lang and Lit
GWash(ingMachine): You both did very well!
LittleRedDress; I GOT A B YALL
Pegarita: YOOOO I GOT A B ASWELL
DangDiggityDosia; I got a B+ for my written exam and an A for my practical work
4SetsOfCorsets; I got the same as Theo except I got an A+ for practical
JeSuisChrist: I passed music theory and honestly that’s all that matters
GWash(ingMachine): Well done to all of you! Those are tremendous results
NarrativeControl: A+ in mathematics
KinkGeorge: FUCK YOU ELIZA I ONLY GOT A C
GWash(ingMachine): Thats still a great effort George Fredrick! Im sure you will improve next year!
Angeli-kickyourass: I??? Love motivational dad GWash tbh
Damilton: Same your so cute darling
NarrativeControl: What did you get Angel?
Angeli-kickyourass: B-
BenTolMadge: Ayyy I got an A
Damilton: John? Aaron? What did yall get?
Turtle.Boi: Yeet I got an A and Aaron got a C
GWash(ingMachine): A very well done to all of you!
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KinkGeorge: Wait Eliza did Sam and Lee ever figure out their thing I muted the chat
NarrativeControl: Oh yeah they had a date yesterday
Pegarita: Wait if Sams only just got with Lee then who was he with when he dodged our barbecue?
Damilton: He was probably just lying to his mother
Angeli-kickyourass: That asshole!