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Nobody said we had to be the PERFECT Paladins

Summary:

"Look, all I'm saying is that nobody made rules about how to be a GOOD Paladin, just you know, don't go crazy and try to rule the universe."
"In other words, don't be a Zarkon?"
"YEAH. EXACTLY! Don't be such a Zarkon Shiro."
"..."
"Not going to lie, but Lance kind of has a point."
"SEE, EVEN PIDGE AGREES, AND THEY'RE THE SMART ONE!"

(A collection of one-shot prompts highlighting shit the paladins do because they're basically stuck on a ship with nothing to do most days)

Chapter 1: Prompt/Chapter List

Chapter Text

List of Prompts:

1- Lance learns to backflip for ~ Aesthetics ~
2- Hunk VRS 1 Poptart for breakfast
3- Keith just wants a prickly boy (and a clay pot)
4- Pidge speaks fake earth languages Part 1 (Tolkien Elvish…all 3)
5- Pidge its time to stop Part 2 (Klingon)
6- [Aggressive Crying] Part 3 (Binary)
7- Shiro tries to understand why he is the designated group dad
8- Allura is only in fashion because retro is real
9- Bonus: Lotor or is it l'oreal? Otherwise known as who let Pidge send out memes on the communicator?

Buckle up Bitches
I’m shit posting but with fanfic prompts I'm going to be filling