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1. Trope Soup by MotherofBulls, SaintDionysus

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Feb 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Sirius Black/Jean Granger
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Sirius Black
   • Dobby (Harry Potter)
   • Theodore Nott
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Cormac McLaggen
   • Crack
   • Absurd
   • Tropes
   • So many tropes
   • Hogwarts Eighth Year
   • Head Girl Hermione Granger
   • Head Boy Draco Malfoy
   • Alternate Universes
   • marriage law
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Cunnilingus
   • Face Slapping
   • Spanking
   • Hate Sex
   • Did we mention this was crack?
   • Ohmygodwedranksomuchwine
   • First Time
   • Draco is a shit boss
   • He likes firing people
   • Half-blood Hermione
   • Slytherin Hermione
   • Drug Dealer Neville
   • because he's like dealing pot in all our fics
   • More Wine
   • Take the incest with a grain of salt. We are GoT fans.
   • Veela Draco Malfoy
   • Anal Fingering
   • 69 (Sex Position)
   • Soulmates
   • Masquerade
   • Masquerade Ball
   • Mistaken Identity
   • Library Sex
   • Suggested threesomes
   • butt stuff
   • Trapped in a Closet
   • magical mistletoe
   • Slughorn's Christmas Party
   • Cormac's a fuckboy
   • Dick in a Box
   • bed sharing
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Outercourse
   • Frottage
   • Erotic Massage
   • Come Eating
   • Fluff
   • perfect virginity loss
   • love is all rainbows
   • god fluff is really unrealistic
   • Werewolves
   • lycanthropy
   • body switch
   • Freaky Friday - Freeform

   Summary

   Story Synopsis: On the twenty-third of September, the year of our Lord, two thousand and seventeen, MotherofBulls and SaintDionysus thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and write as many tropes possible into a single fic. Lord help us.

   Again...we were drunk while writing this.

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