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the losers club™
billiam: richie you are hereby banned from talking to being near or looking at georgie ever again
mike n ike: ouch
trash man: this is an OUTRAGE what did i ever do to deserve this torture
it’s raining ben: rip richie that's the worst thing that can happen to someone ever
billiam: he dropped one of the lego things we were building and i could have SWORN he said shit
mike n ike: bill you're partially deaf what if he just said shoot
billiam: THAT IS A RISK I AM NOT WILLING TO TAKE
eddison: what a mess
eddison: rip richie tho
eddison: id hate to be that guy
trash man: OH THX EDS I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
eddison: LOL U THOUGHT
eddison: and don't call me eds
aesthetic queen: HA sucks to be richie
trash man: bev ur dead to me
jewish spice: that seems a bit harsh bill how do you know it was richie’s influence anyway
billiam: i just know it
jewish spice: Wow what a Great argument
trash man: Stanley Uris aka the Love of My Life
jewish spice: ew nvm
eddison: WIFJSKDMSKDKE
trash man: sunshine this is between stan me and the furry
PRIVATE MESSAGE
aesthetic queen >>> trash man
aesthetic queen: gay
trash man: bev u r ded 2 me
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billiam: HEWWO
trash man: god DAMN IT BILL you're only proving my point
billiam: who ever said I was trying to refute it
it’s raining ben: bill what's ur fursona
billiam: idk probably like a deer
mike n ike: mine is a moose
eddison: mine’s probably a rooster
trash man: yeah cause you're a chicken
trash man: i don't have a fursona
aesthetic queen: that's a big fat lie I spent the night last night and saw all the snow leopard posters stashed under ur bed
trash man has removed aesthetic queen from the chat.
it’s raining ben: what the hell richie
billiam: bring mom back
eddison: if anyone is our mom it's u bill
jewish spice: this is very true
jewish spice: we’ve all seen him with georgie
PRIVATE MESSAGE
mike n ike >>> jewish spice
mike n ike: careful stan your domestic gay fantasies abt bill are showing
jewish spice: i regret ever telling u anything
jewish spice: hush
mike n ike: ;)
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it’s raining ben has added aesthetic queen to the chat.
aesthetic queen: my hero
it’s raining ben: <3
eddison: heteros
aesthetic queen: what u got against true love edward
it's raining ben: so how is everyone on this lovely night [richie don't interact]
trash man: r00d
billiam: did you just call ben rude
eddison: [i’mcallingthepolice.jpg]
trash man: one day
trash man: you will all regret being mean to me
aesthetic queen: that day is not today. furry.
billiam: uwu
trash man: ok billy lemme get this straight
billiam: i’m pan
trash man: lemme get this pan
trash man: you don't want your ten year old brother saying “shit” but you're okay exposing him to furry culture
mike n ike: richie stop being racist
mike n ike: furry racist?
mike n ike: furacist? fracist?
trash man: FUCK OFF MICHOLAS
jewish spice: bill is my favorite furry
billiam: stan is my favorite spice girl
aesthetic queen: gay
jewish spice: ????
billiam: there is nothing gay about the love one man feels for another
PRIVATE MESSAGE
billiam >>> aesthetic queen
billiam: BEVERLY IM FINNA CUT UR EAR OFF
aesthetic queen: kinky
PRIVATE MESSAGE
jewish spice >>> mike n ike
jewish spice: ABORT ABORT ABORT
mike n ike: i’m cackling
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eddison: it’s almost 11 im going tf to bed
it's raining ben: me 2
aesthetic queen: gn love
aesthetic queen: oh and ben
eddison: FIDSJJDKAKSJ
it's raining ben: i am. Devastated.
aesthetic queen: jk ily ben my baby
mike n ike: beverly isn't always romantic
mike n ike: but when she is
mike n ike: disgusten
trash man: someone's jealous
mike n ike: i’m aromantic you potato faced twat
mike n ike: and that's not even why I said that
billiam: EKFNKADMKSKRKEJ
jewish spice: RIP RICHIE X2
aesthetic queen: “potato faced twat” is my new favorite phrase
aesthetic queen: mike hanlon i’m lov u
mike n ike: lov u too bev
eddison: ok cool can we all go tf to bed now
jewish spice: cranky devil eddie arises
eddison: stain you might wanna lock your windows extra tight tonight
aesthetic queen: stain
trash man: stain
it’s raining ben: stain
jewish spice has changed their name to stain.
stain: what's up gamers
trash man: u stole my line
trash man: you're a dead man uris
billiam: you're a good man charlie brown
aesthetic queen: STOP
aesthetic queen: YOU STOP RIGHT THERE
it's raining ben: wow bev is that….your new philosophy?
aesthetic queen: WHOMST THE FUCK WANTS TO DIE TONIGHT
stain: with the way this chat is deteriorating i’m gonna go ahead and say me
billiam: no stan we need you
billiam: to stop us from doing stupid things
PRIVATE MESSAGE
aesthetic queen >>> billiam
aesthetic queen: nice save gayass
billiam: i hate everything
aesthetic queen: caaaan u feeel the loooove toniiiiiiiight
billiam: YES YES I FUCKJING GET IT BEVERLY
aesthetic queen: do you need 2 rant
billiam: yes
aesthetic queen: be my guest
billiam: uh ok
billiam: stan is
billiam: very cute
billiam: and he's always looking out for the rest of us even when we may not want it and he gives really awesome hugs and his hair always smells like lavender and is super pretty and curly and he has this little bump on his nose from when he was helping georgie and I clean the gutter full of leaves once and I was so busy looking at how awesome and adorable he was talking to georgie that I let go of my broom and hit him in the nose
billiam: and he always carries around extra hearing aid batteries cause he knows I forget to bring them to places on the one day the battery is going to run out and he lets me rest my legs on his and he doesn't have freckles like mine but they're there and you can see them if you study his face enough and they're really adorable
billiam: uh
billiam: yeah
aesthetic queen: …
aesthetic queen: wow
aesthetic queen: this bitch is rly in love
aesthetic queen: yo I have an idea
billiam: uh what
aesthetic queen: why don't you ask him out
billiam: SKFJWJSN I CANT DO THAT
billiam: anxieté
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it’s raining ben: [beverlybrownorsallymarsh.jpg]
trash man: SJJJAKSJJWJ
mike n ike: AMAZING
aesthetic queen: that's from a fifth grade production stop judging
eddison: suddenly I am awake
eddison: she is beauty she is grace
eddison: she punch paper in the face
aesthetic queen: I highly suggest we all sleep now
trash man: no
eddison: go to bed richie
trash man: ok
stain has changed their name to jewish spice
jewish spice: order is restored
jewish spice: gn