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Jotaro flicked through the channels until he found the Blue Planet mathathon he'd been looking for. It was about to begin, and it was the perfect background noise to his revision. Why A level exams had to be in winter, he didn't know, but it did give him a reason to kill Joseph if he walked in on the pair of them again. Kakyoin was sat the other end of the sofa, on some weird looking match 3 game on his laptop. If it was fucking freezing in the basement, he might have even said this was a pleasant way to spend a saturday morning.
“Remind me why you’re not revising again.”
“BTEC coursework is already done.”
“Hmmm” Jotaro focused on his own revision.
Revision went well, and he was just wrapping up a chapter on PCR, he heard it. He looked around confused, it sounded like someone moaning. It was very effeminate, as well as being too clear to be in another room; He would have guessed it was just Suzie being loud again otherwise. He looked over at Kakyoin, who was wearing the biggest smirk he'd ever seen, which was shortly accompanied by another moan, coming from his laptop.
“Why are you watching porn?”
“I'm not.” He was still grinning, clearly too pleased with himself.
“What are you playing then, because right now it sounds like porn.”
“I'm playing huniepop, it's a match three dating game.”
“It sounds dumb.” Jotaro turned back to the TV, far more engrossed in the parenting of Sea Otters, but it didn't stop Kakyoin from talking.
“You date girls and win their hearts by playing a match 3 game where you have to reach a certain amount of points, more points for their favourites and stuff. After you go on three dates, you get to claim your prize.”
“Are you saying that the end goal is to fuck the girls, effectively reducing their rolls to that of mere prizes? and since the method of winning the girk us through sex acts, are you saying that they have less autonomy than that of a blow up doll?” They stared at each other in silence.
“I think it’s actually a statement on the fallacy of the situation, you work hard in the game, and the finally match three puzzle in the sex situation is so hard, you have no time to focus on the girls undressing. If anything it could be said to be a jab at the player, that all you get at the end is a pair of panties, and you’re done. The fallacy of sex appeal? Of quests themselves? Who knows…” Jotaro frowned slightly.
“You’re only playing it because you want to ask for a pair of mine right?”
“What? Why would I do that?” Kakyoin was bad at playing innocent, and a cold hard stare from Jotaro made him relent. “Yeah, you said you were going to visit your cousin Josuke in Japan so I wanted a little something to rem-”
“To mastabate to while I was gone… Why am I going out with such a pervert?”
“Forgot I said anything.” Kakyoin turned back to his laptop, a little dejected. Jotaro tried to focus on his revision, but thoughts of Kakyoin doing any number of obscene things kept popping into his head, and it was kinda turning him on a bit. On a spur of a moment, while Kakyoin ran upstairs to head to the toilet, he quickly removed his boxer briefs; it took a little while since he was trying to stay under the blanket and his pyjamas were in an awkward spot. He got them off, and waited for kakyoin, getting ready to toss them to him once he was back. Kakyoin quietly padded back down into the basement, and Jotaro tossed them to him. Kakyoin caught them, and raised an eyebrow at him.
“What are these for Jojo?”
“Next time you want them, just ask.”
“My my, you really want me to have them… you know what will happen to them…”
“If I find a stain, I will beat you to a pulp.”
Kakyoin laughed, storing the boxers away in his bag.
“Thank you Jojo, I will enjoy them.”
“Pervert.”
“Love you too.”
Kakyoin got back under the blanket, going back to his games, while Jotaro focused on his revision. Their feet touched under the blanket, and they remained there, occasionally rubbing against each other. This is what Saturday’s should be like, if you asked Jotaro.