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the yeehaw6 gc
chickenlittleanti: BITCH GUESS WHAT
littledrummerboy: you finally got off twitter? your shitposts give me headaches
chickenlittleanti: no bitch wtf
ilovemypinksweater: you got rid of your ugly ass glasses?
chickenlittleanti: what you got against my glasses huh
ilovemypinksweater: they ugly as fuck
chickenlittleanti: as if your name isn’t about your dumbass wool sweater
ilovemypinksweater: BITCH
bobthebuilder: jae stop fighting with wonpil
chickenlittleanti: i see how it is sungjin
ilovemypinksweater: sungjin hyung thank you so much uwu i love you xoxo
bobthebuilder: no offense but if you ever say that sentence again i’m dumping you
ilovemypinksweater: harsh
littledrummerboi: can y’all headasses shut your goddamn mouths so jae can tell us what’s wrong in his god forsaken lameass life???
ilovemypinksweater: …..
bobthebuilder: …..
chickenlittleanti: …..
chickenlittleanti: anyway
chickenlittleanti: so basically i was walking to my class today right
ilovemypinksweater: right
chickenlittleanti: shut tf up
chickenlittleanti: anyway i was just walking minding my own business but then i saw this cuteass dog so i was staring at it but then i ran into,,,,,wait for it,,,,, a GUY
littledrummerboy: n o
ilovemypinksweater: a guy??????
bobthebuilder: what happened next??????
chickenlittleanti: and this was no ordinary guy……….this was……. a CUTE guy
ilovemypinksweater: i’m literally gasping as i read this
littledrummerboy: bitch you get his number?!?
chickenlittleanti: calm down you fuckers i’m trynna tell a goddamn story
chickenlittleanti: so basically i run into this cuteass guy aandknock him flat on his ass and he drops his coffee on the ground and in all like “oh my god i’m so sorry” and panicky and shit and he stands up and is all like “it’s no problem” and then i say...uh…
bobthebuilder: spit it out b
littledrummerboy: sungjin hyung,,,please never use b ever again
bobthebuilder: why :((((
ilovemypinksweater: DOWOEOIN TOU LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU BTCH
chickenlittleanti: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES NEXT TIME I SEE YOU
ilovemypinksweater: also jae that pause after that last part makes me nervous
littledrummerboy: oh no...he probably said something embarrassing
chickenlittleanti: i said uh………
ilovemypinksweater: SPIT IT OUT YOU CHICKEN BITCH
chickenlittleanti: i said “you might have dropped your coffee but you can pick me up for a date later” and i uhhh may or may not have winked at him?
littledrummerboy: LMAOOOOO YOU DUMBASS
ilovemypinksweater: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
bobthebuilder: PARK JAEHYUNG IM GONNA COME OVER AND BEAT YOUR ASS LMAAOOO
chickenlittleanti: YALL NEED TO SHUT THE FHUSJK UP
littledrummerboy: what he say
chickenlittleanti: that cute bitch fuckin SMILED and WRINKLED HIS DAMSN NOSEKLS
chickenlittleanti: then he said “a cute date idea is you buying me a new coffee”
bobthebuilder: YOURE SO SCREWED
chickenlittleanti: so i stood there, my mouth gaping like a dumbass bitch
littledrummerboy: you being a dumbass, what’s new???
chickenlittleanti: SHUTSJ THE FUDNCK UP YOU TODDLER ASS BITCH
chickenlittleanti: so basically while i’m having a stroke this cute guy just goes “uhh, are you just gonna stand there or ask for my number?”
ilovemypinksweater: did you get his number???
chickenlittleanti: i uhhhh..
bobthebuilder: oh no….
chickenlittleanti: i ran away from him…
littledrummerboy: RHIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER IM CRYING BITCHXJD
ilovemypinksweater: JAE HYUNGGHG HAHDSFG
bobthebuilder: someone needs to teach your dumbass how to flirt lmaoooo
chickenlittleanti: i’m blocking all of you
ilovemypinksweater: wait what did his dude look like??
chickenlittleanti: uhh he had black hair that was falling in his BEAUTIFUL ass eyes
chickenlittleanti: this boy had whole EARRINGS in his ears
chickenlittleanti: but he had SWEATER PAWS and the CUTEST ASS SMILE IVE EVER SEEN
ilovemypinksweater: oh damn
littledrummerboy: how are you like,,,already whipped for this dude
chickenlittleanti: well i ain’t even got his number now so :/
littledrummerboy: that’s what you get for bein a whole headass
chickenlittleanti: DOWOON I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS
littledrummerboy: child abuse :((((
ilovemypinksweater: don’t talk to my child that way >:(
bobthebuilder: jae, don’t worry. i’m sure you’ll find him again
chickenlittleanti: thank you sungjin. you are my only fan in a world of haters
bobthebuilders: if he even wants to talk to you after you were such a dumbass lmaoooo
littledrummerboy: SUNGJIN HYUNGGGG AHAHSKSNA
ilovemypinksweater: sunGJIN
chickenlittleanti: i hate all of you :’’’’((((
ilovemypinksweater: <3333