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User palmongarden’s icon is a picture of a heavyset, middle-aged woman with short, curly hair. She’s sitting on the ground with a huge zucchini in her arms, and her partner, a Palmon, is standing next to her with her chest puffed up in pride. It says ‘shared account’ beneath the icon.
palmongarden [ADMIN] posted:

Hello, and welcome to digi(ad)vice! If you’re new here, you probably have a lot of questions, and we’re here to answer them! But our community can’t run without some ground rules, so make sure you read all of them before making your first post!

1. ASK YOUR DIGIMON FIRST! This seems self-explanatory, but you’d be surprised how many questions could be answered if you just talk to your partner! Obviously, this doesn’t apply if your partner is too young to speak or there are other communication issues, and you’re free to double-check information with us! Plenty of people have a digimon who tries to convince them candy is an okay dinner ;)
2. Digimon partners are allowed on the boards! They have questions too, and we should all do our best to help them! Digimon may have their own accounts or share their human partner’s accounts. Please check the Resources board for recommended speech-to-text programs for digimon who struggle with typing.
3. Keep adult topics to the age-locked boards! We understand that your digimon situation may require help with things like alcohol, sexuality, or violence, but some of our users are children or young digimon. No nudity or sexually explicit content is allowed anywhere on the site.
4. Absolutely no hate speech! Slurs and swear words are both censored, but we’ll be checking to see if you’re trying to dodge the censors! Homophobia, sexism, racism, transphobia, all of it is 110% NOT ALLOWED at digi(ad)vice!
   
5. Don’t spam the boards! You can bump a thread once an hour until you’ve received an answer, but don’t clutter things up or you’ll eventually get banned. I know it's scary when you need an answer right away and your partner is in trouble, but posting 30 times doesn’t help!

What do we feed this guy?

User gayraichu has the default icon, an outline of a person’s silhouette indicating that the user is a human. It says ‘human account’ underneath the icon.
gayraichu posted:

Hey, this is Rai’s boyfriend. His egg hatched this morning and the little guy’s been crying for the past 20 minutes. What can we feed him? He’s breaking my heart over here.

User turtlepower has a picture of a Kamemon holding a bowl of mac and cheese as their icon. It says ‘digimon account’ underneath the icon.
turtlepower posted:

show us a pic of the baby so we can help

gayraichu posted:

A photo taken on a phone of a Botamon sitting in someone’s lap, tears streaming down their face. The person holding them has dark skin and chipped black nail polish, but nothing other than his hands is visible. It looks like he’s petting them.

palmongarden [ADMIN] posted:

Congratulations to your boyfriend on his new partner! Glad to see the incubator we helped him set up last week worked! :)

That looks like a Botamon! You can safely feed him anything off the baby food list, but @blueberrymonster might be able to offer you specific advice, her partner was a Botamon!

User blueberrymonster has a heavily editted photo of a teenaged girl and an Agumon wearing matching fluffy dresses as their icon. It’s been edited purikura style with pink sparkles and hearts. The Agumon looks like they’re having the time of their life. It says ‘shared account’ underneath the icon.
blueberrymonster posted:

Hi guys! Lilly is at school right now, but I’m here! My favorite thing to eat when I was little was scrambled eggs! I bet your little buddy would like them too!

turtlepower posted:

dont only feed him eggs tho. digimon that little need diffrant foods

turtlepower posted:

**different

blueberrymonster posted:

If you are worried about spelling, you should really try the speech program, Kamemon!

turtlepower posted:

were watching moana and the kids are singng along it is too loud for speech program

gayraichu posted:

We can do scrambled eggs, but are you sure he doesn’t need milk or something? He only hatched like four hours ago.

turtlepower posted:

he doesmnt have teeth but any soft food is ok

blueberrymonster posted:

I bet they would be happy if you got them ice cream too!

turtlepower posted:

dont feed your baby junk

gayraichu posted:

Too late, Rai’s already on the phone with his mom telling her to pick up ice cream.

blueberrymonster posted:

Oh! Is he reading these? Hi Rai! Give your baby a kiss from me and Lilly!

palmongarden [ADMIN] posted:

I’m happy to hear you’re able to be open about your situation with your parents! :) And a LITTLE ice cream never hurt!!

gayraichu posted:

Yeah, his parents are pretty cool. They basically adopted me when we started dating, doesn’t really surprise me that they’re accepting the little dude right into the family.

blueberrymonster posted:

Lilly’s mom is like that too! She says my teeth are a blessing because boys will think twice! I don’t know what that means, but I’m happy her mom likes me.

turtlepower posted:

just asked kevin and he said hed tell me after the girls go to sleep

blueberrymonster posted:

Thanks, Kamemon! You’re the best!

palmongarden [ADMIN] posted:

For context, Kevin is Kamemon’s partner! He’s got three daughters. Sometimes he posts pictures, they’re just the cutest. :)

turtlepower posted:

their favorite things are mac n cheese and singing princesses

they’re the best kids in the whole world

blueberrymonster posted:

Oh, that reminds me! Did you guys get the doll clothes we sent you?

turtlepower posted:

not yet

thank lilly again forf making them please

turtlepower posted:

*for

blueberrymonster posted:

Will do!

gayraichu posted:

Another photo of Botamon, sitting in a nest of blankets with a half eaten plate of scrambled eggs next to them. They look much more cheerful and there are eggy bits stuck to their face.

Success! :D Thanks for your help, everyone! (This is Rai, by the way, I have reclaimed my laptop from my extremely helpful boyfriend.)

@blueberrymonster I gave them a kiss from you!! Are they going to grow up to be an Agumon like you did??

blueberrymonster posted:

Maybe! Botamon can turn into lots of things! But it would be fun to have another Agumon around, so I’ll keep my claws crossed!

palmongarden [ADMIN] posted:

Some light googling says most Botamon digivolve into Koromon, and from there, into some kind of dragon! Keep us updated, I’d love to know what he turns out to be! :)

gayraichu posted:

Of course!! For now, I’m going to give the little guy a nice warm bath, he’s covered in scrambled eggs.

blueberrymonster posted:

The warmer the better!

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who is the principal

User mummymon has a picture of a Mummymon, clearly a selfie, taken at an odd, unflattering angle as their icon. It says ‘digimon account’ underneath the icon.

mummymon posted:

my kid says i cant do s*** to her rivals cause somebody called the principal will show up

you think i can take em

palmongarden [ADMIN] posted:

Sprite art of Palmon with a little speech bubble that says “Speaking!” precedes this post
The principal is the person who is in charge of your partner’s school! You shouldn’t threaten them! You’ll get in a lot of trouble!

mummymon posted:

look appreciate the warning but im betting whats dangerous to you aint dangerous to me

mummymon posted:

what kinda power level we looking at here

User gayraichu has changed icons since last time. The new one is a picture of his Botamon wrapped in a fleece blanket with rubber ducks printed on the fabric. It says ‘human account’ underneath the icon.

gayraichu posted:

@palmongarden is right, you shouldn’t try to fight them. They wouldn’t be able to hurt you, but if you hurt them, you’ll get arrested. The government can get you sent back to the digital world if you do that :(

mummymon posted:

what the f***

mummymon posted:

they think they can just take a digimon away from his kid

she needs me thats the whole f*****g point

mummymon posted:

now I wanna fight em even more

palmongarden [ADMIN] posted:

Sprite art of Palmon with a little speech bubble that says “Speaking!” precedes this post
Let’s try to find an alternate solution! Tell us more about your partner, maybe we can find a way you can help her without violence.

mummymon posted:

yeah ok if you think theres somethin we can do

mummymon posted:

my kids name is kelly and shes 12

mummymon posted:

some kids at school have been messing with her and she said she was dealing with it and I didnt have to worry but she was crying when she got home today

mummymon posted:

got her to talk to me and swore an oath i wouldnt tell nobody what happened so i aint giving details but its bad

mummymon posted:

whatever it takes im putting a smile back on that face

mummymon posted:

nobody f***s with my kid

gayraichu posted:

Oh, god, she’s in middle school? Poor kid. You don’t have to tell us what happened if you promised her you wouldn’t, but she isn’t hurt, right?

mummymon posted:

if they laid a finger on her they’d already be nothing but trash data

gayraichu posted:

Okay! Great!

gayraichu posted:

My boyfriend informs me that my previous message sounded like I was advocating the murder of some middle school bullies. I meant great that she’s not hurt. Please do not harm any middle schoolers.

blueberrymonster posted:

Hello, Mummymon! Welcome to the forums! I was in middle school just a few years ago! I think I can help! ♡

mummymon posted:

whatve you got for me blueberrymon

blueberrymonster posted:

Oh, sorry! My name’s Lilly, and my partner is Agumon! Is there really a Blueberrymon?

Back on topic, you might be able to fix this problem just by going with her to school!

mummymon posted:

hell if i know i dont know every digimon

mummymon posted:

how would going to her school help if i cant beat anyones face in

blueberrymonster posted:

Well, there are a couple of boys who used to pick on me! They don’t anymore, and Agumon never had to hurt anybody!

I used to sneak Agu into school sometimes when they were little, and then they digivolved! Right in the middle of recess! The boys who were mean to me took one look at my little buddy and backed right off. I couldn’t sneak them into school anymore (too big!), but just KNOWING I had a T-Rex as a partner scared them into leaving me alone. They don’t even bother my friends anymore!

mummymon posted:

you really think intimidation would work without proof

with digimon you gotta knock a few heads around first

gayraichu posted:

Actually, yeah, that’d probably work. Even if a few of the kids have digimon partners, you look like you left rookie level behind a while ago.

mummymon posted:

f*** yeah i did she needed me to be strong

mummymon posted:

got a glimpse of her a couple years before i got to come to the human world

mummymon posted:

i was just a foot soldier for some a****** digimon back then and partnerships were still weird chosen one s*** but i knew it was her right away

mummymon posted:

the kid was so tiny and breakable and i knew i had to step my s*** up if i wanted to keep her safe

blueberrymonster posted:

Awww!! ♡♡♡ That’s how I felt the first time I met Agu, they were so little and cute and I loved them right away!

mummymon posted:

dont get all mushy on me here

mummymon posted:

ill give the intimidation thing a try but if it doesnt work im going back to violence

gayraichu posted:

Good luck!!

gayraichu posted:

Uh, with the intimidation, not the violence.