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Taeil: FullMoon
Johnny: ChicagoOppa
Taeyong: GrandTY
Yuta: MountainType
Doyoung: BunnyBunny
Jaehyun: Jeffrey
Winwin: IAmTooCute
Mark: ILoveDonghyuck
Haechan: TheMaknaeIsBack
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----- FullMoon just sent a message on “GUESS WHAT TAEIL HYUNG” -----
FullMoon: not to ruin the mood but what I’m supposed to gue-
ILoveDonghyuck: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FullMoon: Mork please I’m trying to figure out what I’m supposed to guess
ILoveDonghyuck: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MountainType: Isn’t weird that Mork’s message interrupted Taeil’s one like they were having a conversation?
ILoveDonghyuck: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GrandTY: Isn’t weird that my child is basically screaming on chat?
MountainType: meh
FullMoon: I’m still confused.. whatever
ILoveDonghyuck: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TheMaknaeIsBack: got7? AAAAAAAAA~ da aneunde wae jakku sumgyeo..
ILoveDonghyuck: You’re not helping Hyuck
TheMaknaeIsBack: what do you want me to do now? I already stole Taeyong hyung’s phone to make you change the group chat name..
GrandTY: YOU WHAT
TheMaknaeIsBack: …. Nothing :3
GrandTY: so you’re the one who changed my phone’s wallpaper into a creepy unicorn….
TheMaknaeIsBack: No it was Johnny hyung
ChicagoOppa: you traitor
GrandTY: JOHNNY
ChicagoOppa: yes grandpa?
GrandTY: I have black hair now, shut up!
MountainType: but you’re old
GrandTY: we’re the same age
MountainType: you came first
ChicagoOppa: uh…
BunnyBunny: what’s a creepy unicorn btw?
------- GrandTY just sent a pic on “GUESS WHAT TAEIL HYUNG” -------
FullMoon: hey Taeyong he looks like you
GrandTY: you….
ILoveDonghyuck: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FullMoon: Mork please we’re looking at this great piece of unicorn
ILoveDonghyuck: I’M DONE
ChicagoOppa: Jeffrey chose it
GrandTY: Jae?
Jeffrey: I’m Jeffrey
TheMaknaeIsBack: we got it the 25233278262388th time you said it hyung
Jeffrey: ow :(
ChicagoOppa: Hey Jeffrey is a masterpiece made in Johnny shut up everyone!
GrandTY: JAE
Jeffrey: I… I was thinking about you..
FullMoon: told ya they are similar
Jeffrey: SHUT UP HYUNG
Jeffrey: and and… you are cute, unicorns are cute as well, so so…
GrandTY: fine
Jeffrey: :3
BunnyBunny: they are cute.. cuteness makes me hungry
BunnyBunny: Taeil hyung I want another heart shaped cake
FullMoon: sssssssssssssssssssssssh
BunnyBunny: what?
FullMoon: there’s no need to be so loud
BunnyBunny: we’re chatting..
FullMoon: I’ll bake it now but sssssssssssh
BunnyBunny: <3
FullMoon: I’ll be back soon guys, gotta take a shower
ChicagoOppa: Does he know we can read what he said before?
BunnyBunny: meh
ILoveDonghyuck: hyuck it’s the time… BRING ME HIS PHONE NOW
TheMaknaeIsBack: fine fine… what a devil
ILoveDonghyuck: says the innocent one
TheMaknaeIsBack: :3
IAmTooCute: Doyoung hyung will have a cake???
Jeffrey: Hey Win, where did you go?
IAmTooCute: then I want a cup of coffee :(
ChicagoOppa: NO
BunnyBunny: NO
TheMaknaeIsBack: NO
Jeffrey: NO
GrandTY: NOT. AGAIN. It has a bad effect on you
IAmTooCute: but but.. I want coffee :(
GrandTY: NO, I can give you ice cream if you want
IAmTooCute: COFFEE
GrandTY: ICE CREAM
IAmTooCute: COFFEE
GrandTY: ICE CREAM
IAmTooCute: I will give a kiss to all the ones that will bring me a cup of coffee :3
Jeffrey: Oh God
BunnyBunny: oh no.. stop him
GrandTY: YUTA DON’T YOU DARE TO
MountainType: I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT TO COME FOR MONTHS
GrandTY: NOOOOOOO
------- MountainType just sent a pic on “GUESS WHAT TAEIL HYUNG” -------
MountainType: come here Win… I’M YOURS
IAmTooCute: you’re mine.. coffeeeeeeeee \(^o^)/
MountainType: I’m ready ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ChicagoOppa: my innocent eyes
BunnyBunny: pfffffff
ChicagoOppa: what?
BunnyBunny: nothing nothing
Jeffrey: Ten*cough*
ChicagoOppa: ……
Jeffrey: I was counting
ChicagoOppa: sure
TheMaknaeIsBack: I just wanna inform you that the giant coffee cup is already empty
ChicagoOppa: is he a camel or what?
GrandTY: oh god there we are again
IAmTooCute: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
Jeffrey: that’s old
IAmTooCute: BABY I DON’T WANT NOBODY BUT YOUUUUUUUUU
BunnyBunny: better
MountainType: what a beautuful life
GrandTY: we’ll talk later Yuta
MountainType: as always… NO REGRETS
ILoveDonghyuck: Revenge never tasted better
ChicagoOppa: hey brat what did you do?
ILoveDonghyuck: you’ll see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GrandTY:Mark?
ILoveDonghyuck: just a little trip to a certain settings section…
Jeffrey: welcome back to your “A” btw
ILoveDonghyuck: I’m touched
IAmTooCute: WAKE ME WAKE ME UUUUUUUUP
GrandTY: there’s no need to Win
IAmTooCute: DANCING DANCING FOOOOOR LOVE
MountainType: for my love <3
IAmTooCute: MY COFFEE MAN <3
BunnyBunny: cheesy, WHERE’S MY CAKE??????
Jeffrey: Taeil hyung just finished it
FullMoon: hey Doyoung the coke is reody
BunnyBunny: coke? I wanted a cake :(
FullMoon: thot’s whot I soid o coke
BunnyBunny: I’m not thirsty :(
FullMoon: coke
FullMoon: COKE
FullMoon: Oh god no
Jeffrey: no way
ILoveDonghyuck: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
FullMoon: MORK WHOT DID YOU DO?
ILoveDonghyuck:Mork? Who’s Mork? I only know Mark Lee the revenge master
FullMoon: NO YOU BROT, HOW???????????
TheMaknaeIsBack: wasted.