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Mark: ILoveDonghyuck
Renjun: CuteJoonieJonnie
Jeno: IAmGorgeous
Haechan: TheMaknaeIsBack
Jaemin: Joe
Chenle: Dolphine
Jisung: MaknaeOnTop
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----- Joe just sent a message on “THE DROM CHOT” -----
Joe: we have to discuss our group chat name…
TheMaknaeIsBack: I agree, why it doesn’t have a cool name?
MaknaeOnTop: we should name it after our lyrics… like
MaknaeOnTop: CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHEW-
CuteJoonieJonnie: bless you :3
MaknaeOnTop: ……
IAmGorgeous: actually why we let Mork hyung choose the name first? “DROM CHOT” …
IAmGorgeous:it sounds like.. like..
CuteJoonieJonnie: a digestive
IAmGorgeous: EXACTLY
ILoveDonghyuck: ………..
TheMaknaeIsBack: DROM CHOT, for an easy digestion
MaknaeOnTop: and a happy tummy
CuteJoonieJonnie: your tummy’s happiness is your happiness
ILoveDonghyuck: ………..
Joe: choose DROM CHOT, choose the best.
IAmGorgeous: copyright MORK HYUNG
IAmGorgeous: a round of applauses guys.. we’re born to create iconic commercials
ILoveDonghyuck: YOU BROTS
TheMaknaeIsBack: omg Mork hyung just burped
ILoveDonghyuck: HYUCK
TheMaknaeIsBack: I love you <3
ILoveDonghyuck: ……
TheMaknaeIsBack: :3
ILoveDonghyuck:……
TheMaknaeIsBack: :3
Dolphine: druuuums
CuteJoonieJonnie: bam bam bam bam bam bam
ILoveDonghyuck: me too… <3
Joe: woooooooooo
Dolphine: hyungs in love.. cute
ILoveDonghyuck: ok returning to the moin topic….
ILoveDonghyuck: I’m the odmin of this chot so I’m the one who choose the nome… ond
ILoveDonghyuck: who’s the leoder here?
MaknaeOnTop: the leader is you but I don’t know about this leoder…
CuteJoonieJonnie: point aim shoot, the maknae attacked
ILoveDonghyuck: why…. Just why
IAmGorgeous: ok fine fine, your decision, but you can’t deny our talent of making commericlas
IAmGorgeous: and it was possible thanks to you Mork hyung :3
Dolphine: I like the name Markie hyung gave to the chat :)
MaknaeOnTop: ME TOO CHENLE ME TOO I LOVE IT
MaknaeOnTop: we have the same opinion
Dolphine: yey ^-^
CuteJoonieJonnie: what happened?
TheMaknaeIsBack: aw young love
MaknaeOnTop: says the grown up man…
TheMaknaeIsBack: shut up
ILoveDonghyuck: I would never dubt your propention on moking commericiols, especiolly yours Jeno
IAmGorgeous: really?
ILoveDonghyuck: eheh (° ͜ʖ°)
IAmGorgeous: wait… what do you wanna do?
ILoveDonghyuck: revenge eheh… (° ͜ʖ°)
IAmGorgeous: wha- no no no don’t you dare
ILoveDonghyuck: we oll know your tolent on promoting things (° ͜ʖ°)
IAmGorgeous: DON’T YOU DARE
Joe: wait you mean….
CuteJoonieJonnie: omg please do it
----- ILoveDonghyuck just sent a pic----
IAmGorgeous: *hiding forever under a blanket”
Joe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
----- ILoveDonghyuck just sent a pic----
IAmGorgeous: OMG stop it!
ILoveDonghyuck: colm down I’m done…
IAmGorgeous: thank you…
----- TheMaknaeIsBack just sent a pic-----
IAmGorgeous: HYUCK!! You devil!!
TheMaknaeIsBack: .3
MaknaeOnTop: I can’t breathe hahahahah
Dolphine: hyung you were so cuteeee
MaknaeOnTop: yeah so cute so cute so cute awww
CuteJoonieJonnie: what a quick reaction’s change Jisung
ILoveDonghyuck: ok since I hove nothing incriminotory obout the rest of you… (I hove something obout Chenle but he’s my lovely child) goodnight.
Dolphine: :3
CuteJoonieJonnie: hyung don’t chat with your mouth full
TheMaknaeIsBack: too late Renjun Yuta hyung already used this one
CuteJoonieJonnie: ouch
ILoveDonghyuck: ok this doy won’t come to on end.. FIGHT REOPENED
ILoveDonghyuck: let’s comment the foct thot our second oldest nicknome is “CuteJoonieJoonie “
IAmGorgeous: I gave it to him actually
MaknaeOnTop: uh…
TheMaknaeIsBack: the one who needs a real comment is yours Jeno hyung
Joe: I gave it to him
Dolphine: ups…
ILoveDonghyuck: I see o little problem…..
CuteJoonieJonnie: which problem?
IAmGorgeous: which problem?
Joe: which problem?
ILoveDonghyuck: ouch… nothing nothing
MaknaeOnTop: ACTUALLY… the one which needs to be commented and CHANGED is yours Hyuck hyung
MaknaeOnTop: that role is mine now.. drop it!!
TheMaknaeIsBack: NEVER
TheMaknaeIsBack: I FOUGHT FOR THIS NICKNAME, I SPENT ALL MY ENERGIES, I DID INCREDIBLE THINGS JUST TO…
ILoveDonghyuck: you stole my phone while I wos in the bothroom……
TheMaknaeIsBack: whatever I won’t change it…
J MaknaeOnTop: YOU..
IAmGorgeous: MANNERS
MaknaeOnTop: ……..
CuteJoonieJonnie: this chat became a giant mess let’s sleep
CuteJoonieJonnie: goodnigt guys
Dolphine: goodnight <3
MaknaeOnTop: fine goodnight..
IAmGorgeous: night night
TheMaknaeIsBack: we live in the same dorm why we’re….
CuteJoonieJonnie: SLEEP
TheMaknaeIsBack: goodnight
ILoveDonghyuck: night guys
Joe: Mark hyung wait. Bring me your phone, my cousin sells phones and I know how to fix your problem. It’s a hidden section of the settings of our phones models.. kinda hard to find unless you’re a professional
ILoveDonghyuck: OMG THONK YOU, but how do you know it?
Joe: why do you think my nickname is JOE?
ILoveDonghyuck: joe… joe… omg JOEMIN, you hod the some problem!
Joe: yeah
ILoveDonghyuck: woit why do you still coll yourself Joe?
Joe: Jeno said this name suits me
ILoveDonghyuck: I see…
ILoveDonghyuck: Woit Joemin.. ore we the only ones with thot kind of phone?
Joe: no Taeil hyung has it as well
ILoveDonghyuck: OMG…. OMG
ILoveDonghyuck: This is the kind of informotion I needed…. ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)