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Mark: ILoveDonghyuck
Renjun: CuteJoonieJonnie
Jeno: IAmGorgeous
Haechan: TheMaknaeIsBack
Jaemin: Joe
Chenle: Dolphine
Jisung: MaknaeOnTop
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----- MaknaeOnTop just sent a message on “MARK LEE THE REVENGE MASTER” -----
MaknaeOnTop: guys did you hear that?
Dolphine: what?
MaknaeOnTop: that noise, it was like BOOOOOOMSHJSNJNDSDJ POW POW SWFHHHHH BAM
TheMaknaeIsBack: such a detailed description Jisung
Joe: It’s 2am it could be heard even on the moon
Dolphine: on the Moon Taeil?
Joe: exactly
TheMaknaeIsBack: it was probably Mark hyung who fell from his bed
ILoveDonghyuck: Mark Lee the revenge master please aaaand…
ILoveDonghyuck: don’t spread fake rumors I’m sleeping like a cute kitten right now
MaknaeOnTop: so I suppose you’re sleepchatting now, Mark Lee the revenge master…
ILoveDonghyuck: DON’T RUIN MY COOL MOOD YOU BRAT
TheMaknaeIsBack: a cool boy who sleeps like a cute kitten.. mh
ILoveDonghyuck: HEY
TheMaknaeIsBack: I was just joking baby :3
ILoveDonghyuck: mh
Joe: I see.. there are no problems if he calls you baby
ILoveDonghyuck: SO WHAT ABOUT THAT NOISE?
IAmGorgeous: Noise? Which noise? No you’re totally wrong just return to sleep and have a looong peaceful night
Dolphine: thanks Jeno hyung you’re so kind ^^
ILoveDonghyuck: a bit too kind…. Hyuck what did you do?
TheMaknaeIsBack: hey for the first time in my life I’m really innocent but you keep blaming me
TheMaknaeIsBack: I’M DISAPPOINTED
ILoveDonghyuck: sorry routine
TheMaknaeIsBack: it sounds familiar
ILoveDonghyuck: Jeno do you wanna say something?
IAmGorgeous: no I’m fine :3
MaknaeOnTop: this is becoming interesting
ILoveDonghyuck: JENO
Joe: that moment when Mark becomes Taeyong hyung
Dolphine: yeah right
IAmGorgeous: I said the kitchen is fine
ILoveDonghyuck: never mentioned the kitchen
IAmGorgeous: I meant Renjun did nothing… umh
ILoveDonghyuck: Never mentioned Renjun as well… what are you guys doing???
CuteJoonieJonnie: well done you dumbass
IAmGorgeous: I was under pressure
CuteJoonieJonnie: EXCUSES
TheMaknaeIsBack: guys you should come to the kitchen
CuteJoonieJonnie: don’t
IAmGorgeous: DON’T
ILoveDonghyuck: I don’t have the courage
TheMaknaeIsBack: let me show you then
CuteJoonieJonnie: DON’T YOU DARE YOU BRAT
----- TheMaknaeIsBack just sent a pic -----
IAmGorgeous: innocent uh?
Joe: this is pure gold
ILoveDonghyuck: I need to sit down
MaknaeOnTop: aren’t you still in bed?
ILoveDonghyuck: I need to lie down
Joe: you’re lying down
ILoveDonghyuck: I need to.. HEY SHUT UP
IAmGorgeous: don’t worry we have the situation under controll, Renjun is a magician when it comes to fix things
Dolphine: no he’s not
CuteJoonieJonnie: I AM SHUT UP
CuteJoonieJonnie: I got this look
----- CuteJoonieJonnie just sent a pic -----
TheMaknaeIsBack: there are so many things I would like to say but I think that this pic speaks for itself
ILoveDonghyuck: what did I do wrong while growing you up?
IAmGorgeous: nothing actually, it was Taeyong hyung
MaknaeOnTop: technically it was WinWin hyung who grew Renjun hyung up… but he changed when he discovered coffee.. he became a bit hyper
TheMaknaeIsBack:Yuta’s fault
MaknaeOnTop: sounds possible
CuteJoonieJonnie: don’t worry guys I’m almost done
ILoveDonghyuck: what..
TheMaknaeIsBack: may I ask what were you doing in the kitchen in the middle of the night?
CuteJoonieJonnie: Jeno said he was cold so I thougth that preparing him some warm soup would’ve been a good idea… but the cupboard is a bit too high and…
MaknaeOnTop: BOOOOOOMSHJSNJNDSDJ POW POW SWFHHHHH BAM
CuteJoonieJonnie: yeah that
Joe: Jeno is cold??
IAmGorgeous: yes :(
Joe: wait I have a warm and fluffy blanket that you can use… WAIT
CuteJoonieJonnie: right I have one too WAIT
ILoveDonghyuck: why didn’t you think about the blanket earlier?
CuteJoonieJonnie: I panicked
ILoveDonghyuck: why would you…
IAmGorgeous: Thanks guys *_*
Joe: wait I should have a giant hoodie too
CuteJoonieJonnie: I should have my old sweatpants, they are sooo warm
Joe: I think I have some hotpacks in my room
CuteJoonieJonnie: I have hotpacks too
TheMaknaeIsBack: this is better than a drama
Joe: my hotpacks have kittens on them
CuteJoonieJonnie: well my hotpacks have hearts on them
ILoveDonghyuck: * mentally eating popcorn*
MaknaeOnTop: *mentally joining Mark hyung*
Joe: well, my blanket is fluffy
CuteJoonieJonnie: but my blanket is bigger than yours
Joe: well I’ll give him my heart
CuteJoonieJonnie: I’ll give him my soul
Joe: I’ll give him food without destroying the house
ILoveDonghyuck: I LIKE THIS ONE
CuteJoonieJonnie: well I’ll give him Sweet Potato
Joe:uh?
CuteJoonieJonnie: Jaehyun’s cat
Joe: oooh right
Dolphine: Jeno hyung I have a warming pan, I can borrow it to you for tonight if you’re cold :3
IAmGorgeous: thanks Chenle, goodnight guys <3
Joe: what..
CuteJoonieJonnie: uh…
Joe: How..
CuteJoonieJonnie: you…
Dolphine: Bye my babies, the winner is Zhong I look innocent but I would beat you all up Chenle ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheMaknaeIsBack: my son… I’m so proud