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KakaoTalk group
bloomsberry crew
masterjin added calicochim, rebeltae, agustd, and kooks
masterjin
hello!!! glad youll all be working at bloomsberry cafe :)) im the owner as you probably know from interviews but dont worry about formalities too much and just call me hyung
This is gonna be our kkt group for anything, related to work or not! Just a way to communicate with each other easily ㅋㅋㅋ
to start off, why dont you all introduce yourselves as well as your favorite pastry/drink?
calicochim
hi!!! my name is park jimin i am born in 95 I like the color blue and yellow and I love buttery croissants and warm (not too hot) lattes~~ i also dance and i majored in contemporary dance in uni hehe i just graduated so im like kinda with this studio rn but i need money ofc so thats why im here!
(●´ω｀●)
agustd
this is not a dating chat lol no need to give your life story
calicochim
stooopp no omg
masterjin
I like it! Thanks for sharing
rebeltae
OOOO wait I TOO AM A 95'ER
hello friend
I am kim taehyung
I like chocolate cakes and those refreshers from Starbucks
calicochim
FRIEND!!!
agustd
min yoongi
don't really eat a lot of sweets actually
americanos
im born in 93 since were talking about ages
calicochim
tHiS iS nOt A dAtInG cHaT lOl
also why are you even working here then b OY
agustd
that meme is fucking old
calicochim
u wanna go hyung
agustd
lets go
bitch
calicochim
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rebeltae
lmao wtf drama already
also lowkey thought u was a girl jimin
masterjin
yeah I feel I should break this up
calicochim
where u wanna go yoongi hyung???
u gon take me out?
U wanna get dinner or what
masterjin
or not
agustd
what the fuck
yea fine ill take u out
meet me in the alleyway if ur so brave
u can eat shit
calicochim
the nerve!!! >:(
kooks
uh
hello
masterjin
oh thank god Our last member hellooo
kooks
yea I uh realized my phone was blowin up all of a sudden
im jeon jungkook, 1997. I like any food tbh
rebeltae
wait
jeon jungkook from the after school arts club?
In seoul?
kooks
yeah???
holy shit wait
I remember you
rebeltae
wowwooww amazing
the world is so small :')
calicochim
aww
this is cute
more than my single ass will ever get
kooks
wow
rebeltae
noooo don't say that about yourself jimin
kooks
I kinda had a crush on you actually
Back then
lol
masterjin
OK LMAO were all going there today
rebeltae
o
kooks
lmao
calicochim
somehow
this is not as cute anymore
i am getting secondhand embarrassment sitting at home tf
rebeltae
me too
kooks
sorry
just something that came to mind lol
dw it was a while ago
rebeltae
ITS OK omg I didn't mean to make you feel bad or anythign
masterjin
are you all still home?
calicochim
yes
rebeltae
yes
agustd
yes
kooks
yes
masterjin
YOU GUYS
your shifts start in 10
jjdksks this was a mistake
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masterjin
WHY IS THERE SYRUP EVERYWHERE
[Announcement made by masterjin: WHY IS THERE SYRUP EVERYWHERE ANSWER ME]
masterjin’s announcement:
WHY IS THERE SYRUP EVERYWHERE ANSWER ME
masterjin
i went out for 1 second to get milk and eggs what happened TT
calicochim
oop
masterjin
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
calicochim
im so sorry hyung
o(╥﹏╥)o
masterjin
just let me know what happened
calicochim
i was trying to put on some music
and then I got spookt and knocked the syrup jar and the glass broke ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
im out back tryna get the mop
rebeltae
wait no its my fault omg
i distracted jiminnie don't fire him pls i want my friend
calicochim
TAE ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
masterjin
omg no one is getting fired
its fine
jus
please be more careful ok
my café is still smol I cant afford too many mistakes
calicochim
im sorry hyung
i will do better
KakaoTalk Group
bloomsberry crew
agustd
what is this announcement
masterjin
aren’t you supposed to be working register
agustd
Jungkook has it i had to pee
did someone break something
oh
just checked
jimin
calicochim
I SAID I WAS SORRY
agustd
why are u so pressed
lol
calicochim
IDK
also tbh yoongi hyung should not be register lol
i met him for the first time today and he like glared at me :(
rebeltae
same LMAO
feels bad man
agustd
no i didnt
calicochim
YES i said good morning and you didnt even say anything back
agustd
i grunted lol
calicochim
WHA JSKSKSS
rebeltae
LMFAOOOh my god yoongi huyng
masterjin
YOONGI i trusted u to customer service!!!!
agustd
i need coffee
and it wasnt made yet
also no one was here ok
masterjin
ok jiminnie why dont u do front of house with yoongi
calicochim
no hyung
pls
have you seen the way he treats me
masterjin
no exceptions
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KakaoTalk group
its time to sail
taehyung added seokjin and jungkook
taehyung changed nickname to captain
taehyung changed seokjin to cook
taehyung changed jungkook to assistant
captain
guys
im like spyin on jiminnie and yoongi hyun g
and i have to say i ship
assistant
i know there's not a lot to do right now but can we not do this in person
also why am i just an assissant omg
captain
but THEN THEY CAN HEAR
plus this group is to get them together hehehhe
cook
why do u think i put them together lmao
captain
OH FAX???
captain changed cook to lieutenant
assistant
hyung where did you go again
lieutenant
gotta pick up some more stuff at the store
ANYWAY taehuyng wats poppin w them :)
captain
OK
theyre sosososooso awkawrd omg
both so short haahahha
maybe thats why i ship
hm
think that says more about me tbh
lieutenant
WHAT R THEY DOOIN
assistant
im surprised youre allowing workplace relationships
lieutenant
young child
i just own a cafe not a million dollar company lol
also ill tell u now i live for drama lmfao
assistant
professional
captain
oH YMGOD
why am i so giddy theyre not even really doing anything
i think that their peorsonalityies are good for each other u kno
like opposites attaract
assistant
peorsonalityies
captain
YES PEOROSNATITES
assistant
personalititties
captain
tahts why ur the assistant
OH
yoongi hyung is makin coffee and jimin is giving this customer a pastry
they work so welel togther :((((((
assistant
literally they are doing their jobs
captain
this is why ur the assistant
lieutenant
GO INTERFERE
captain
wat u mean
lieutenant
STIR SOMTHIN UP
nothing is happening my heart hurts
captain
lol OK
captain
IM BAKC BOIISISS
alright
so i did what jin hyung asked and i went out there for a bit
AND LIKE THIS girl came in right
and i was like the girls who come here are pretty cute
assistant
why would you say that right there
captain
boi i didnt say it in front of her face ok
JIMIN WA SLIKE i guess but i like dick
assistant
oh my god
captain
and OYONGI LITERALLY choked on his coffe LMFAO
so i was like whats wrong to him
and he was sttueering manSTUTTERING TO ME
coffee's hot
he said
lieutenant
LMAO OMG YES THANK U
i didntknow jimin was gay
assistant
me neither
lieutenant
this ship might happen after all
assistant
what about yoongi hyung
lieutenant
@captain
captain
IM ON IT