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Alex pursed her lips a little harder as she squinted at the luminescent laptop screen. She glared harder wishing that these "new age sites" would just make themselves. Then again she really wanted to do this for ages now. It had been almost a couple of years since she had moved into Japan and started her coaching school. But she had something else in mind to keep herself "alive" in the world of extremely polite and well mannered people. She stretched her limbs and threw a glance at the window where she knew the voyeur across the street was possibly trying to stare. She blew a little kiss at the window and continued to type. She was biting her nail as she heard the door click open.
"Hello there hot-stuff" she waved
"What you're not going to kiss me.. Actually I'm not going to jinx it. But what's keeping you so busy" Kagami said perplexed as to why the serial kisser didn't strike this time.
"Aww! My little punk misses my kissie! Come here" she said beginning to get up as Kagami pushed her back into the seat.
"My bad. So what is this you're doing?" He said peering into the screen while dropping off his groceries.
"I'm making a website!" She said proudly
"To do what? Is it like a coaching thing?" The basketball head asked.
Alex pouted while shaking her head in a slow 'no'. Kagami would've guessed again but his lack of creativity outside the purview of a certain game was explicit information to everyone. So he just stood still.
"Well?!" He asked impatiently
"It's.... An advisory site! For sexed up young adults! Since I've come to Japan I've noticed that this country is blessed with sexy men who sadly, do not seem to tap that prowess! Especially your basketball bunch! They're so hot but so..."
"They're all mostly gay, sorry to disappoint you" Kagami said with a slate face.
"I didn't mean I want to hook up with them, silly Taiga! Plus they're too young. I just want to see them use that pent up energy outside the court too! I mean that green haired guy.. The first time I saw him, I felt like.." Alex said purposely breathing heavily, to freak Kagami out.
"He's a weirdo to the last letter" Kagami cut her off.
"You're a weirdo too. Which normal 18 year old's basketball magazines out number his dirty magazines! So anyway, I'm going to be meting out sex advice to people who send me mails here. It's going to be anonymous, so no issues there. And I'll call it.... Alex the sex-mex!" Alex said hopping out of her chair.
"Firstly, put something on, for once!" Kagami said plunking a sweat shirt to her "secondly, just focus on coaching those kids. And thirdly, you're not even Mexican!"
"Taiga stop being so boring! And Spaniard doesn't rhyme with sex or Alex" she pouted while loudly throwing her wrists on her hips.
"Fine. Do as you please. But just dress up before Kuroko comes over" Kagami squirmed, but somewhere knowing that Kuroko was possibly accustomed to his exhibitionist teacher already.
"Kuroko! I love that kid. I told you you're an idiot to have let him go" Alex frowned
"I didn't let him go! He and Akashi were a thing anyway, with the history and all. Besides, I don't want to mess with that red haired fucker" he said reluctantly
"Akashi... Oh my.. He's just so.." Alex said as she drew a sharp breath.
At that moment the bell rang and Kagami leapt to open it to escape Alex's comment about the former captain of the miracles.
"Kuroko! You came!" Kagami said hugging him in relief
"I think I did too..." Alex whispered
"Alex! Shut the hell up!" Kagami crowed
"Alex-San. Nice to see you here" Kuroko said placidly.
"Kuroko, tell Kagami my sex advice for sex starved basketball boys is good website idea!" Alex yelled
"It's interesting for sure. Ignore Kagami-kun, he can be a prude sometimes" the teal haired boy said rather nonchalantly. (Kagami had bet that Kuroko was secretly a BDSM guy. The quiet exterior contained a wild interior!)
Kagami scowled at Kuroko mouthing traitor while Kuroko made no change in facial expression. They hung around for a bit discussing their university basketball status' and faithfully Kuroko excused himself promising Alex to get her some experiments for her site. Alex thrusted ahead and kissed Kuroko, lifting him off the air. Kagami bawled out curses as Kuroko squirmed and was brought on ground again. He soon left the apartment and Alex started writing her front page intro. She was sure she wouldn't be idle for long.
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