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1. Ride A Horse, Save A Cowboy by stormbourne

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   01 Oct 2018

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Jake English
   • Dirk Strider
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Jane Crocker
   • Monsters
   • monster fucking
   • Centaurs
   • crazy sexual shenanigans
   • tags will be updated as content warrants

   Summary

   Tailhunting: a time honored tradition, born when an ancient human looked at an ancient monster and said, "Yeah, I'd fuck that." Jake English and his best friend Roxy, long time devotees to this discipline, have hunted and fucked through dozens of mystical, strange, dangerous, and beautiful creatures. But there's one that every tailhunter longs to smash: the elusive, reticent, and infamously romantic centaur.

   Now, Jake has a lead, a plan, a will, and a hard-on. As long as he doesn't fall madly, desperately, and pathetically in love, he's pretty sure he can nail this.

   Series

   • Part 1 of monsterfucking on main

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   23,244

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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