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pose(bi)don created the chat nature's bitches
pose(bi)don added gerard way, polar pop, sunshine, the alpha male, queen sappho, ringmaster, and memethew
(12:14) the alpha male: What is this?
(12:14) pose(bi)don: a chat for my zoo fam!!
(12:14 )pose(bi)don: because someone deleted the last one
(12:15) gerard gay: whoops
(12:15) polar pop: whats with the names tho
(12:16) gerard gay: yeah uhm how do i change mine
(12:16) pose(bi)don: well pidgey yours is a reference to your place of work
(12:16) polar pop: but i dont work at circle k
(12:17) pose(bi)don: you work in the polar exhibit and youre smol
(12:17) pose(bi)don : its a pun
(12:18) pose(bi)don: mine is bc im Bi and i work in the aquarium
(12:18) pose(bi)don: shiros is bc hes the Dad of the group and he hangs out with the wolves
(12:19) pose(bi)don: hunks and alluras are self-explanatory
(12:19) pose(bi)don: keiths is bc hes gay and emo
(12:20) gerard gay: i resent that
(12:21) pose(bi)don: corans is bc hes the director of the zoo
(12:21) pose(bi)don: and matts is also self-explanatory
(12:23) memethew: my full names not even matthew tho
(12:24) gerard gay: what is it then
(12:25) memethew: mathematics
pose(bi)don changed memethew 's nickname to mathememetics
(12:27) mathememetics: better
(12:28) queen sappho: guys I'm at WORK
(12:28) queen sappho: but I love my nickname lance thanks <3
(12:29) pose(bi)don: anything for my favorite girl <3
(12:32) gerard gay: seriously how do i change my name
(12:33) gerard gay: katie HELP
(12:33) pose(bi)don: shh its a secret
gerard gay changed their nickname to keith
keith changed pose(bi)don 's nickname to harry styles
(12:37) harry styles: the FUCK
(12:37) harry styles: WHO TAUGHT HIM TO DO THAT
harry styles changed keith' s nickname to patrick stump
patrick stump changed harry styles 's nickname to meghan trainor
meghan trainor changed patrick stump 's nickname to brendon urie
(12:41) brendon urie: jokes on u brendon urie is my boyfriend
(12:42) sunshine: Can you two please get a room? I'm in a very important meeting and you’re blowing up my phone.
(12:42) meghan trainor: buddy we all know you're chilling with the elephatns right now
(12:43) brendon urie: elephatns
(12:43) meghan trainor: shut up, mayday parade
(12:44) brendon urie: whatever, britney spears
(12:44) brendon urie: i have a cat show in five minutes so i gtg
meghan trainor changed their nickname to pose(bi)don
pose(bi)don changed brendon urie ’s nickname to kitty whisperer
(12:45) pose(bi)don: go get em tiger
(12:45) pose(bi)don: haha get it
(12:46) kitty whisperer: very funny whos coming to my cat show
(12:46) kitty whisperer: shit one of the lion cubs is loose
(12:46) kitty whisperer: i gtg
(12:46) pose(bi)don: actually is anyone else coming to the cat show
(12:47) pose(bi)don: how many seats am i saving
(12:47) sunshine: I’m on my way.
(12:47) queen sappho: ooh so am i
(12:47) queen sappho: shiro is too but his phone is dead
(12:48) pose(bi)don: rip shiros phone 2k17
(12:48) pose(bi)don: 18
(12:48) pose(bi)don: shit
(12:53) pose(bi)don: i got ur seats guys hurry up
nature’s bitches
(2:03) polar pop: how was the cat show
(2:03) polar pop: sorry i missed it keith
(2:03) polar pop: tara started giving birth while i was feeding her so i kinda had to stay for that
(2:04) the alpha male: What?
(2:04) the alpha male: Who is Tara?!
(2:05) polar pop: calm down dad tara is a polar bear
(2:05) polar pop: the one that's been pregnant for the last eight months
(2:05) polar pop: keep up
(2:05) sunshine: AAAAHHHH polar bear cubs are so cute!
(2:05) sunshine: Name??
(2:06) polar pop: twins! two girls
(2:06) polar pop: their names are popsicle and blizzard
(2:07) queen sappho: I HEARD POLAR BEAR CUBS
(2:08) polar pop: lura! how was the cat show
(2:09) queen sappho: it was great! keith was trying to get a jaguar to jump through a hoop but it whacked him with its paw instead
(2:09) queen sappho: not sure if that was scripted or not but it was hilarious
(2:09) queen sappho: and you know how afterwards they always bring the kittens around and let us pet them?
(2:10) queen sappho: i got to hold a tiger cub!!! it was so cute i nearly died
(2:10) pose(bi)don: oh yea it was so cute
(2:10) pose(bi)don: i don't care how many times i watch that show
(2:11) pose(bi)don: keith hugging the lion at the end gets me every time
(2:12) sunshine: The part with the panthers is always my favorite.
(2:12) sunshine: Oh! Pidge, they announced the name of the new black panther cub
(2:13) polar pop: !!! what is it??
(2:13) pose(bi)don: tchalla
(2:14) polar pop: :0 i love him
(2:15) the alpha male: The best part was when Antok was getting Streak the cheetah to walk a tightrope right there.
(2:15) the alpha male: Best acrobat I’ve ever seen
(2:16) pose(bi)don: yeah and then streak jumped off when she reached the end and landed on keiths shoulders it was great
(2:16) pose(bi)don: speaking of keith, where is he? he usually has lunch break after the 1:00 show
(2:18) kitty whisperer: guys we have a problem
(2:18) the alpha male: What is it?
(2:18) mathememetics: whats up??
(2:18) queen sappho: you okay?
(2:20) kitty whisperer: you guys know charcoal, our black-maned lion, right
(2:20) kitty whisperer: he wasn't feeling too good today, that's why he wasn't in the show
(2:20) kitty whisperer: i went to check up on him before i headed to lunch
(2:20) kitty whisperer: and he's gone