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Taeyong: GrandTY
Doyoung: BunnyBunny
Ten: Chittaprrrrrr
Jaehyun: Jeffrey
WinWin: IAmTooCute
Jungwoo: Snoopy
Lucas: ComeOnMAAAAAN
Mark: ILoveDonghyuck
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----- Snoopy just sent a message on “JUNGWOO PROTECTION SQUAD” -----
Snoopy: Hello gu-
BunnyBunny: YOU ARE ADORABLE
GrandTY: MY BABY
Jeffrey: YOU’RE SO CUTE
ILoveDonghyuck: WE LOVE YOU
BunnyBunny: MARRY ME
Jeffrey: I’M YOURS
Snoopy: guys.. please, I really appreciate it but I just wanna have a regular conversation with-
GrandTY: ADORABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ComeOnMAAAAAN: CALM DOWN MEN HE’S MY MAN
BunnyBunny: AWWWWW OH MY GOD
ComeOnMAAAAAN: NO! MINE!
Jeffrey: but.. but :(
ComeOnMAAAAAN: MINE!
ILoveDonghyuck: fine fine
Snoopy: my jealous babe <3
ComeOnMAAAAAN: ALWAYS MAAAAAN <3
IAmTooCute: I can act cute too
IAmTooCute: BUING BUING :3
Jeffrey: yeah kinda
GrandTY: maybe
IAmTooCute: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP :3
IAmTooCute: uh…
BunnyBunny: You’re kinda cute too, I guess.. yeah
IAmTooCute: buing buing :3
IAmTooCute: buing…
IAmTooCute: hey :(
ILoveDonghyuck: sorry hyung.. we just don’t want to see our butts beaten up by Yuta hyung cause we said his man is cute
GrandTY: that guy’s scary when he’s jealous
IAmTooCute: I kinda miss him
BunnyBunny: do you miss him or his coffee?
IAmTooCute: you know how much this choice is hard for me :(
ComeOnMAAAAAN: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
ComeOnMAAAAAN: SO YOU’RE BASICALLY SAYING I’M NOT INTIMIDATING
ILoveDonghyuck: no… we’re definitely saying that
ComeOnMAAAAAN: I’M INTIMIDATING
Jeffrey: sure :)
ComeOnMAAAAAN: GRRRRRRRRRRR
Jeffrey: I’m impressed
Snoopy: come on babe you’re tall, you’re handsome, YOU SCREAM… you scream like A LOT
Snoopy: but you’re actually soft as fuck
ComeOnMAAAAAN: NO.. YOU’RE LYING
ComeOnMAAAAAN: GRRRRRR I’M DANGEROUS GRRRRRR
ILoveDonghyuck: Hey guys there’s a puppy
ComeOnMAAAAAN: WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?
ComeOnMAAAAAN: OMG OMG OMG SO CUTEEEE… I WANNA PET IT, LOVE IT, CUDDLE IT *___*
ILoveDonghyuck: here’s our intimidating guy
GrandTY: well done Morkie
ComeOnMAAAAAN: you brat
ILoveDonghyuck: we’re the same age so ssssshhhhh
ComeOnMAAAAAN: I’M 10CM TALLER THAN YOU
ILoveDonghyuck: SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH
Chittaprrrrrr: easy life hacks to become a professional hacker
Jeffrey: uh… hyung?
Chittaprrrrrr: yes?
Chittaprrrrrr: oh shit this is not google.. oh god
Chittaprrrrrr: delete delete delete.. noooooooo
GrandTY: let’s prapare some popcorn
Jeffrey: I have them ready for those events :3
GrandTY: :3
Chittaprrrrrr: How to delete a message on a group chat and make your friends confused
Chittaprrrrrr: oh gosh not again
ILoveDonghyuck: wait… why were you searching for hacking stuff?
Chittaprrrrrr: … I can explain
Chittaprrrrrr: uh… someone help me! I need to distract them!
Snoopy: eheh :3 <3
Chittaprrrrrr: thank you Jungwoo
BunnyBunny: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OUR JUNGWOO IS SO CUTEEEE
GrandTY: ADORABLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jeffrey: OUR BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
IAmTooCute: cute. Maybe.
Snoopy: you’re adorable too hyung <3
IAmTooCute: I LOVE YOU
ComeOnMAAAAAN: I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN LOVE HIM, SHUT UP EVERYONE!
ILoveDonghyuck: Sorry puppy lover ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ComeOnMAAAAAN: shut up you too Mork
ILoveDonghyuck: yeah whatever you say :3
ILoveDonghyuck: BTW… Nice attempt Ten hyung
Chittaprrrrrr: I have no idea of what are you talking about
GrandTY: the hacking stuff
Chittaprrrrrr: hey STOP!
GrandTY: baby don’t stop :3
Chittaprrrrrr: ………..
ILoveDonghyuck: so… are you into hacking stuff? Cause you know Johnny hyung is dealing with an hacker lately
Chittaprrrrrr: Mmmh no.. never heard about SIB before
Chittaprrrrrr: It’s probably Johnny messing up with his phone, not an hacker
ILoveDonghyuck: I never mentioned the name SIB
Chittaprrrrrr: oh hell no.. eheh I mean.. uh
ComeOnMAAAAAN: SIB? IT MEANS “10” IN THAI… I GUESS
Chittaprrrrrr: LUCAS!
ComeOnMAAAAAN: UPS, SORRY MAN
IAmTooCute: ouch
Jeffrey: interesting… oh oh oh
BunnyBunny: merry christmas!
Jeffrey: ………
Chittaprrrrrr: Xuxi you little….
Snoopy: Little?
Chittaprrrrrr: yeah right..
Chittaprrrrrr: Xuxi you giant brat!
ILoveDonghyuck: I’m sure Johnny would love to know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Chittaprrrrrr: Don’t you dare Mork
ILoveDonghyuck: eheheh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Chittaprrrrrr: you’ll regret that
ILoveDonghyuck: why? :3
Chittaprrrrrr: I’ll tell him you forgot the flowers he gave to you the day of your graduation
ILoveDonghyuck: don’t you dare hyung
Chittaprrrrrr: ups
ILoveDonghyuck: you better not
Chittaprrrrrr: why? What would you do?
ILoveDonghyuck: don’t make me do it
Chittaprrrrrr: do what?
ILoveDonghyuck: fine…
----- ILoveDonghyuck just sent a pic -----
Chittaprrrrrr: OH NO YOU DIDN’T
ILoveDonghyuck: :3
GrandTY: this is better than a comedy
BunnyBunny: I agree
IAmTooCute: me too
Jeffrey: definitely
Snoopy: yeah :3
BunnyBunny: ADORABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Snoopy: BYE.