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Mark: ILoveDonghyuck
Renjun: CuteJoonieJonnie
Jeno: IAmGorgeous
Haechan: TheMaknaeIsBack
Jaemin: Joe
Chenle: Dolphine
Jisung: MaknaeOnTop
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----- Joe just sent a message on “NANA NANA NANA (I KNOW) IT’S BAAAACK” -----
Joe: The one and only is back my darlings :3
Joe: Ok mr.Nana is ready to receive his warming welcome back to the stage. (Don’t make me too shy ok? :3)
Joe: 3
Joe: 2
Joe: 1
MaknaeOnTop: I wanna adopt a puppy
Dolphine: SSSSSSSSSH
Joe: oh you’re so sweet <3
Joe: wait…. HEY
CuteJoonieJonnie: we already talked about it Jisung
TheMaknaeIsBack: exactly, and we all agreed about the fact that we already have Mork hyung to take care of
ILoveDonghyuck: Exactly we don’t have time to…..
ILoveDonghyuck: I swear guys if I catch you..
TheMaknaeIsBack: you won’t find me
ILoveDonghyuck: we’re at the same table eating..
IAmGorgeous: so, why aren’t you trying to catch him now?
ILoveDonghyuck: cause… SHUT UP
IAmGorgeous: :3
MaknaeOnTop: Let’s adopt a puppy
Dolphine: JISUNG
MaknaeOnTop: I feel guilty hyung :(
Dolphine: DON’T
MaknaeOnTop: we had to tell them earlier
Dolphine : ajiajksjk don’t say that SSSSSSH
ILoveDonghyuck: what’s going on?
TheMaknaeIsBack: say what?
Dolphine: NOTHING KEEP EATING YOUR SOUP
ILoveDonghyuck: emh, it’s actually scrambled eggs
TheMaknaeIsBack: Jaemin prepared it for us
CuteJoonieJonnie: oh I see why it looks like soup
Joe: shut up you! I prepared food for you and you didn’t greet me for my comeback :(
Joe: I hate you :(
IAmGorgeous: Hey nana congrats <3 welcome back my buddy <3
Joe: I LOVE YOU ALL, THE WORLD IS SO BEAUTIFUL (eat this Renjun!! )
CuteJoonieJonnie: grrr..
IAmGorgeous: are there some scrambled eggs left for me? :3
Joe: sure my Darling, just for you <3, one moment!
IAmGorgeous: <3
CuteJoonieJonnie: GRRRRRRRRRR
MaknaeOnTop: let me get a puppy, I’ll be the one taking care of him
Dolphine: JISUNG
TheMaknaeIsBack: a puppy would be cute tho, just like me :3
ILoveDonghyuck: ……….
TheMaknaeIsBack: oh come on
CuteJoonieJonnie: I’m surprised Mork hyung
ILoveDonghyuck: why?
CuteJoonieJonnie: well you know…
CuteJoonieJonnie: IT’S BEEN A WEEK SINCE YOU STARTED WATCHING PUPPIES VIDEOS ALL NIGHT LONG NOT LETTING ME SLEEP
ILoveDonghyuck: wo wo wo, chill man
TheMaknaeIsBack: yes I thought the puppies groans were coming from your room
ILoveDonghyuck: I thought it was Jeno
IAmGorgeous: wait, so it wasn’t Jaemin watching videos?
CuteJoonieJonnie: WELL, IDK WHO YOU ARE. BUT PLEASE JUST TURN DOWN THE VOLUME, IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A REAL PUPPY MAKING NOISE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
CuteJoonieJonnie: we already have Donghyuck making enough noise during the day
TheMaknaeIsBack: YOU..
Joe: I had to go to the bathroom last night and the noise was coming from Jisung and Chenle’s room…
Joe: I’m going to get your eggs Jeno :3
IAmGorgeous: yeah *_*
ILoveDonghyuck: guys?
MaknaeOnTop: Hyung.. I have something to confess
MaknaeOnTop: We, Chenle hyung and me did a thing…
MaknaeOnTop: we… :(
Dolphine: WE JUST GOT CAUGHT HAHAHAHAHAH
Dolphine: we were the ones watching puppies videos at a high volume all night.. uups
Dolphine: STOP BEING SO SUSPICIOUS
TheMaknaeIsBack: we’re not actually
CuteJoonieJonnie: yes Darling, did WinWin ge give you too much coffee?
Joe: WHERE ARE THE SCRAMBLED EGGS I MADE FOR JENO?
----- Joe just sent a pic -----
IAmGorgeous: what? My eggs :(
CuteJoonieJonnie: why is there a bean?
Joe: THAT’S NOT THE POINT, it doesn’t even look like my plate anymore!
Dolphine: Hey calm down
Dolphine: It couldn’t be REOLLI, he already had his lunch and he’s here with me
Dolphine: no wait he’s not
Dolphine: wait…. OH GOSH
Dolphine: don’t read don’t read dont’t read
MaknaeOnTop: who’s the dumbass now?
ILoveDonghyuck: REOLLI?
TheMaknaeIsBack: really?
ILoveDonghyuck: DONGHYUK!
TheMaknaeIsBack: sorry, who’s REOLLI?
Dolphine: NOBODY
MaknaeOnTop: he’s our….
----- TheMaknaeIsBack just sent a pic -----
TheMaknaeIsBack: awwww, look who was hiding inside my drawer :3
MaknaeOnTop: yeah…
ILoveDonghyuck: you adopted a puppy without my permission..
TheMaknaeIsBack: so it wasn’t Mork hyung who messed up all my clothes, ups
TheMaknaeIsBack: sorry hyung I didn’t know, I didn’t mean to put mayonnaise inside your toothpaste… at all
MaknaeOnTop: ewww gross
ILoveDonghyuck: YOU’RE IN TROUBLE.. IN TRO.. IN
ILoveDonghyuck: aww look at that good boy :3
Dolphine: so, can we keep him?
ILoveDonghyuck: of course, how cute *_*
TheMaknaeIsBack: Just like me :3
ILoveDonghyuck: shut up you brat!
TheMaknaeIsBack: ow
Joe: cute, lovely, adorable yes yes yes
Joe: I won’t comment on the puppy’s name…
Joe: but I want Jeno’s eggs back!
ILoveDonghyuck: not to be negative but…
IAmGorgeous: aw my poor stomach :(
CuteJoonieJonnie: hey jeno I made scrambled eggs too, so, do you want some? <3
Joe: you what?
----- CuteJoonieJonnie just sent a pic -----
IAmGorgeous: OH MY GOD YEEEES *_* thanks Jun <3
Joe: what the…
Joe: WAIT THESE ARE MY EGGS!! HOW COULD YOU… WASN’T IT THE DOG?
Dolphine: told ya it couldn’t be REOLLI
CuteJoonieJonnie: nah I just stole the plate and exchanged it with the one with the bean (eat this Jaemin! :3)
Joe: OMG
Joe: JENO HE’S A LIAR THESE ARE MY EGGS
CuteJoonieJonnie: he’s arleady eating baby, sorry not sorry :3
Joe: I’ll have my revenge
ILoveDonghyuck: this mess will never end..
ILoveDonghyuck : wait.. WAIT
ILoveDonghyuck: Donghyuck you did WHAT to my toothpaste?
TheMaknaeIsBack: nothing nothing haha
ILoveDonghyuck: my mouth smelled like a fastfood for DAYS, I had to record so much stuff!!!
TheMaknaeIsBack: gotta run away for a bit bye byeeeee
ILoveDonghyuck: NO YOU WON’T YOU BRAT
ILoveDonghyuck: WAIT!
TheMaknaeIsBack: love yaaaaa :3