Chapter Text
Al;3 added Salamander boi, Crying to MCR, Lightning mcqueen please interact, Gun, Demon stan, Ninja girl in a ninja world, Wii music, I wish to sleep, Dragons, Jeggings, Radio shack, Shekia and Nya.
Al;3: Hey Everyone! I created a group chat for the dorm!
Salamander boi: I can see that.
Wii music: but why why was it necessary
Al;3: I thought it would just be a fun way to communicate texting and what not
Lightning mcqueen please interact: well I think it’s a sweet
Jeggings: Al too good to pure for the world
Al;3: Aww thanks
Wii music: Whomst is crying to MCR? Who are any of you people????
Salamander boi: Crying to MCR is Ed he got stood up again.
Let me sleep: Hey OP release your address I just wanna talk
Gun: Me every time I meet one of ed new bfs
Jeggings: I’m so confused what have I missed
Nya: You been living under a rock dude?
Jeggings: No??? whats going on with ed
Dragons: He has shit taste in men.
Gun: Savage but true
Al;3: I’m tracking his location as we speak
Salamander boi: Over protective Al is on the prowl
Al;3: Is it overprotective if he deserves it
Salamander boi: Ed or the guy??? Who deserves what
Al;3: Brother deserves the protection the dude deserves the hunt
Lightning mcqueen please interact: EDWARD ELRIC PROTECTION SQUAD COMMENCE
Salamander boi: Full offence but as Ed’s roommate and one of his best friends I heavily disagree
Gun: as eds other best friend I would like to ask how I get in on this squad
Lightning mcqueen please interact: I’ll send you an application
Jeggings: Thanks guys this answard none of my questions
Jeggings: Answard
Jeggings: ANSWERD
Jeggings: I give up
Salamander boi: hdfjldhgi
Salamander boi: Basic run down of the sitch, ed gets asked out a lot because apparently all the guys our age agree that hes a snack, but after it becomes clear that eds not going to have sex on the first date and is looking for a committed relationship they stand him up or break up with him or whatever. IDK
Jeggings: oh
Wii music: As fun as that is I still don’t know who most people in this chat are
Salamander boi: Fuckin guess dude.
Wii music: Roy what the fuck
Lightning mcqueen please interact: what? What happened??
Wii music: He opened his door and threw a box at my door,
Salamander boi: It wasn’t a box, it was eds stereo
Salamander boi: I’m so sick of MCR, seriously, hes been crying into his pillow for two hours blasting MCR
Dragons: Have you try to comfort him?
Salamander boi: Of course, I have, he just needs to cry right now.
Let me sleep: I’m breaking into your dorm tell ed im bring DS games and snacks
Salamander boi: He said thanks
Let me sleep: Im also bringing Ling and Lan, for support
Ninja girl in a ninja world: I am willing to destroy any man who hurts ed
Nya: That’s real friendship.
Radio shack: Sorry I got here so late what happened
Jeggings: You really didn’t miss that much
Demon stan: I disagree I feel like I missed a lot.
Radio shack: Ling I read the texts I know you went to Ed and roys dorm with the others how are you even texting now??
Demon stan: The others passed out in a pile of snacks like an hour ago ive just been chillin playing games
Jeggings: Sounds boring
Gun: sounds unhealthy why wasn’t I invited
Demon stan: Idk you can join now I guess we have plenty of space
Gun: Sweet
Wii music: https://youtu.be/mKeIHr3fx8Q
Radio shack: For what propose
Wii music: Its waiting music
Wii music: Because the teacher isn’t here yet
Crying to MCR: You think if I blast this on my speaker from the teachers desk I would get in trouble
Radio shack: yes
Gun: Dare you to do it
Shekia: Guys!!! Class Has Started!!! Put your phones away
Wii music: The teacher is like not here who cares
Wii music: this does give me inspiration for sheskias new name tho
Wii music changed Shekia’s name to kill joy
Kill joy: that’s so rude!!!
Demon stan: did you know if the teacher isn’t here in fifteen minutes we can leave
Radio shack: jfdhjlfgberji
Al;3: I wish I could say I was surprised
Crying to MCR: What’s that supposed to mean
Salamander boi: you got detention, just like we all knew you would.