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[gay supremacy]
modelstatus: alright kids
modelstatus: school ends in a month and our little jungkookie is graduating
modelstatus: we all know what that means!
kookie: i’m not little ffs
hopefulsprite: ROAD TRIP!!!!
taetae: VACAYYYYYY
whippedjoon: not quite
whippedjoon: more like very carefully regulated vacation via airplane
hopefulsprite: why you gotta ruin my fun with fancy words
whippedjoon: :)
mochicheeks: yay!!!! jungkook can finally come with us i’m so exicted UWU
kookie: that’s a big uwu
mochicheeks: because i’m excited!!!
daegusuga: you guys are gonna drag me miles away from home
daegusuga: from the saftey of my bed
daegusuga: again
whippedjoon: oh how awful
whippedjoonL sorry your friends want to spend time with you
whippedjoon: and maybe keep you awake for more than three minutes at a time
daeguusga: okay okay
daegusuga: it’s not like i have a choice anyway
mochicheeks: where are we going this year?
mochicheeks: definitely a beach right? the mountains were hell last time
modelstatus: lmao yeah
hopefulsprite: remember when yoongi fell off the rock
taetae: LOL YES
taetae: that was the funniest fucking thing ever
daegusuga: i beg to differ
kookie: i’m only gonna be sappy for .2 seconds
kookie: i’m really excited to go on vacay with you guys :)
taetae: awww
mochicheeks: we love you jungkookie <3
modelstatus: we’re excited too!
daegusuga: we are?
whippedjoon: stop being salty yoongi
whippedjoon: if you had just kept walking you would never have fallen off the damn rock
whippedjoon: but no
daegusuga: i could have died.
daegusuga: it was a 400 hundred foot drop
daegusuga: where is the sympathy
hopefulsprite: *six foot drop
hopefulsprite: *only six
hopefulsprite: *one digit
daegusuga: whatever it hurt like hell
whippedjoon: and i had to carry you
daegusuga: that was even more painfull
whippedjoon: be thankful jerk
mochicheeks: oooh! we should go to busan!!
kookie: !! haeundae beach!
kookie: that would be awesome
modelstatus: that wouldn’t be much of a vacation for you though would it?
modelstatus: you were born there
mochicheeks: we haven’t been there in forever
mochicheeks: in case you don’t remember i moved to seoul at thirteen
mochicheeks: it’s been nine years
kookie: six years for me
whippedjoon: i was thinking maybe daecheon beach?
modelstatus: ooh yeah i’ve always wanted to go there
modelstatus: that would be new for all of us right?
taetae: yeah sure
taetae: but why don’t we do something really cool!
taetae: like jeju!
hopefulsprite: it’s typical but we should totally do jeju
hopefulsprite: that’s where the best beachers are anyway
whippedjoon: *it’s typical
taetae: typical for a reason
mochicheeks: but haeundae
mochicheeks: we can get a hotel on the water
mochicheeks: my parents are still friends with the managers at the hotel right by the bridge we could totally get rooms for a lot cheaper
kookie: !!!
modelstatus: but daecheon is so different
modelstatus: and quieter
hopefulsprite: but what kind of vacationers would we be if we didn’t go to jeju
whippedjoon: original ones
taetae: okay where do we stand let’s vote
taetae: everyone say where you wanna go
kookie: haeundae
mochicheeks: haeundae
modelstatus: daehcheon
hopefulsprite: jeju
taetae: jeju
whippedjoon: daecheon
taetae: …
taetae: we’re all tied then
taetae: wait
taetae: yoongi?
daegusuga: oh great
daegusuga: i was going to say i don’t have much of a preference
daegusuga: but i guess i have to
taetae: you’re the tiebreaker
daegusuga: sigh
daegusuga: sorry but i’m not that interested in daecheon
modelstatus: figures
whippedjoon: he’s going to chose busan
whippedjoon: i can feel it
daegusuga: how do you know?
daegusuga: jeju sounds fun
whippedjoon: because jimin wants busan
daegusuga: oh
taetae: this isn't fair!!
daegusuga: what are you guys assuming i'm just going to do whatever jimin wants??
daegusuga: weirdos
daegusuga: i'm leaning more towards jeju right now
mochicheeks: but...
mochicheeks: yoongi (´;︵;`)
mochicheeks: haeundae would be so fun !!!
mochicheeks: we can get a hotel by the water
mochicheeks: walk around on the bridge at night
[mochicheeks changed their name to busanmochi]
busanmochi: and i can show you guys all the prettiest places to see the lights on the water
busanmochi: it would be so beautiful
busanmochi: please yoongi?
busanmochi: it would be so amazing to go with you guys
busanmochi: i would be so happy!
daegusuga: alright yeah i vote busan
taetae: sigh
hopefulsprite: we never stood a chance
taetae: i really wanted to go to jeju :(
kookie: well hold on
kookie: jeju is only an hour away from busan
kookie: we could probably do both in a week...?
taetae: OMG
hopefulsprite: he's right!!
whippedjoon: yeah and how much would that cost
taetae: hush my parents will help
busanmochi: rich boi
taetae: not really just good w money
taetae: omg we can go to jeju i'm so excited
kookie: :)
taetae: thank you jungkook you're a genius
whippedjoon: okay i'll start planing then
whippedjoon: let me know when you guys wanna go i'll look into tickets
taetae: omg there's gonna be so many hot guys at the beach
taetae: JIMINIE
taetae: WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING FOR BEACH CLOTHES
busanmochi: OKAY!!
modelstatus: i can take you guys to the mall on saturday
taetae: YAS PLEASE
busanmochi: THANK YOU HYUNG WE LOVE YOU
modelstatus: of course
modelstatus: i have to support my rising fashionistas
[kookie, modelstatus chat]
kookie: why is he so focused on finding hot guys i'm right here
kookie: i'm gonna drown someone
kookie: i stg if he gets hit on at the beach
kookie: we're gonna have problems
modelstatus: jungkookie i know
modelstatus: don't worry about it okay? i won't let him have a stupid summer fling
kookie: okay
kookie: i don't wanna be there when he oogles all the hot guys though
kookie: i'll get mad :/
[daegusuga, whippedjoon , modelstatus chat]
daegusuga: did i make him happy
whippedjoon: very happy
daegusuga: thanks guys
modelstatus: did we fake it well enough
daegusuga: yep
daegusuga: although i wasn't expecting taehyung and hoseok to be so stuck on jeju i was worried for a second
whippedjoon: he's probably running around excited
whippedjoon: he'll hug you
daegusuga: that's all i want tbh