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[ operation taekook]
hopefulsprite: so
hopefulsprite: they’re on their date
hopefulsprite: who gonna spy on them
busanmochi: what is it with you and spying on couples
busanmochi: let them live lmao
daegusuga: he’s nosy as fuck
modelstatus: very nosy
hopefulsprite: sAYS YOU
hopefulsprite: 4 IN THE MORNING HE PEEPS INTO MY ROOM
hopefulsprite: “HEEEY HOBI WHATCHA DOIN”
modelstatus: i get lonely, i am not nosy
hopefulsprite: “I BET I CAN GUESS WHAT COLOR YOUR UNDERWEAR IS”
modelstatus: and i guessed correctly, did i not?
hopefulsprite: namjoon i hate to break it to you but your boyfriend is a stalker
modelstatus: hoseok i hate to break it to you but his boyfriend is your roomate
hopefulsprite: seokjin i hate to break it to you but i’m moving out
modelstatus: hoseok i hate to break it to you but i will not allow that
hopefulsprite: seokjin i hate to break it to you but i don't care i'm leaving anyway
daegusuga: hoseok, seokjin, i hate to break it to you but you’re both annoying as fuck
busanmochi: damn
busanmochi: where tf is namjoon actually
modelstatus: oh idk
modelstatus: i have no idea
daegusuga: i knew it
daegusuga: you killed him
modelstatus: what
daegusuga: finally
daegusuga: i thought you’d never do it
modelstatus: i was hesitant
daegusuga: did you hide the body well?
modelstatus: of course
daegusuga: good
daegusuga: i’ll transfer the 200,000 won
whippedjoon: I’M RIGHT HERE
daegusuga: nevermind seokjin you don’t get your money
modelstatus: damn
whippedjoon: i can’t believe my own best friend tried to have me killed
daegusuga: you really can't believe it?
whippedjoon: good point
whippedjoon: it's not really that surprising is it
busanmochi: where you been?
whippedjoon: ...nowhere
modelstatus: they’re onto us
hopefulsprite: wAIT A MINUTE
hopefulsprite: SEOKJIN YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE
hopefulsprite: YOU’RE AT HIS DORM AREN’T YOU
daegusuga: wait what
whippedjoon: no he is at the grocery store
modelstatus: yeah i’m,,,in the cheese aisle
modelstatus: buying cheese
hopefulsprite: we have cheese
modelstatus: ,,,,,but do we have
modelstatus: swiss cheese
hopefulsprite: you don’t like swiss cheese
modelstatus: ,,,,,prove it
daegusuga: you shop at the one right down the street right
daegusuga: with the huge flower shop outside?
modelstatus: yes
daegusuga: can confirm he is not here
modelstatus: wHAT
modelstatus: CHECK THE CHEESE AISLE
daegusuga:
daegusuga: i see no seokjin in this picture
hopefulsprite: thank you, yoongi
modelstatus: fine i’m at namjoon’s dorm again
hopefulsprite: i feel betrayed
hopefulsprite: i was lied to
modelstatus: and if you’re wondering why he wasn’t responding,,,,
busanmochi: ?????
modelstatus: jiminie you’ll understand when you’re older
hopefulsprite: i'm literally a year younger than namjoon
hopefulsprite: wHILE YOU WERE TEXTING HYUNG
modelstatus: NO
modelstatus: BEFORE
modelstatus: IT CAN BE TIRING OKAY
whippedjoon: except i wasn’t doing any of the work ;)
whippedjoon: you tired me out all by yourself babe
hopefulsprite: eW I DON’T WANNA KNOW EWLHDKAH
modelstatus: ;)
daegusuga: honestly neither do i
daegusuga: i’m staying in the cheese aisle for the rest of my college career
busanmochi: i’ll keep you company
busanmochi: i’ll live in the bread aisle and we can be neighbors!
daegusuga: sounds lovely
hopefulsprite: i wanna be a grocery store neighbor too!!
hopefulsprite: i’ll live in the sprite aisle
daegusuga: hoseok there’s no sprite aisle
hopefulsprite: of course there is
hopefulsprite: why wouldn’t there be an aisle for the worlds greatest soda
busanmochi: there isn’t one hobi :(
busanmochi: there’s a soda aisle but there’s not one just for sprite
hopefulsprite: okay well i’ll live there then
hopefulsprite: i just stay in front of the sprite
daegusuga: okay but
daegusuga: look at what's right next to the sprite
daegusuga:
hopefulsprite: IS THAT FANTA
hopefulsprite: NEXT TO THE SPRITE
daegusuga: correct
hopefulsprite: atrocious
hopefulsprite: disgraceful
hopefulsprite: who's responsible for this
whippedjoon: yoongi are you just walking around the grocery store taking pictures
daegusuga: what about it
whippedjoon: just asking
whippedjoon: btw you didn’t buy us poptarts yesterday
daegusuga: i know
whippedjoon: ...since you’re there now
daegusuga: oh no look at that i’m walking out
whippedjoon: yoongi
daegusuga: here i go, out into the streets
daegusuga: sprite weirdo can i chill at your dorm
daegusuga: i don’t want to interrupt the sex
whippedjoon: we’re done with the sex
modelstatus: we are?
whippedjoon: ...aren't we?
modelstatus: do we have to be? :(
whippedjoon: i take that back, we are not done with the sex
busanmochi: ok but did we need to know that
daegusuga: no, we did not
hopefulsprite: you can chill here yeah but
hopefulsprite: i have to confess
hopefulsprite: i’m not at the dorm either
daegusuga: ??
busanmochi: hoseok don’t tell me
[gay supremacy]
taetae: why is hoseok outside of the restaurant