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[whipped gays]
whippedkookie: taehyung
whippedkookie: baby
whippedkookie: has seokmin been texting you a lot
whippedkookie: he keeps talking about you like all the time
taetae: lol yeah! he’s adorable
taetae: he asked for my number on instagram
taetae: slid into my dms, if you will ;)
taetae: he talks about me?
whippedkookie: yes.
taetae: honestly it’s adorable he has such a celebrity crush on me
taetae: it’s the cutest
taetae: he really likes my photography skills!
taetae: i feel famous
taetae: my ego is blessed
modelstatus: who knew taehyung would have fanboys before me
cuddlymochi: we’re all your fanboys seokjin shush
[whippedkookie, cuddlymochi chat]
whippedkookie: is he for real
whippedkookie: “celebrity crush”
whippedkookie: why would u say that to ur boyfriend
whippedkookie: does he think i like this
whippedkookie: seokmin is literally flirting with him in front of me
whippedkookie: wtf
cuddlymochi: tae can be a little uh
cuddlymochi: oblivious
cuddlymochi: he’s a dumb brick basically
cuddlymochi: sorry
whippedkookie: ugh
whippedkookie: does he like seokmin
cuddlymochi: what?? lol no of course not
cuddlymochi: at least not that i’m aware of
cuddlymochi: aww don’t be jealous kookie~
whippedkookie: whatever
[whipped gays]
whippedkookie: he texts you a lot?
taetae: yes lmfao
taetae: he seems so excited to talk to me i love
taetae: he’s cool though!
taetae: he’s really good at math so that’s a plus
whippedkookie: a plus
whippedkookie: a plus for what
taetae: it’s good to know someone rlly good at math i mean
taetae: aside from namjoon of course
whippedkookie: uh huh
lovebugjoon: aw jungkook looks like your poor friend has a crush
whippedkookie: no shit
whippedkookie: he won’t fucking shut up about it
modelstatus: uh oh
modelstatus: is that jealousy i smell
whippedkookie: no
taetae: nah there’s nothing be jealous about
taetae: he’s just a fanboy
taetae: cute kid though i will say
whippedkookie: he’s not cute
taetae: his pickup lines are lmfao
whippedkookie: pickup lines
whippedkookie: he uses pickup lines on you
taetae: yeah it’s ridiculous haha
[whippedkookie, dk17 chat]
whippedkookie: hey
dk17: hey kook
dk17: what’s up
whippedkookie: can you maybe stop texting my boyfriend so often?
whippedkookie: ik it’s probably harmless but i’d like it if you stepped back a little
dk17: aw man why?
dk17: nothing wrong with it
whippedkookie: lots wrong with it
whippedkookie: i don’t appreciate other people using pick up lines on my bf
whippedkookie: and outright flirting with him yknow
whippedkookie: espeically “friends”
dk17: don’t be so salty!! i don’t mean anything by it
dk17: he’s awesome
dk17: i’m like talking to a super model
dk17: ofc i’m gonna use dumb pick up lines
whippedkookie: listen i know you have a thing for him okay
whippedkookie: and i’m really not fucking comfortable with it
whippedkookie: please stop obsessing over him?
dk17: don’t be jealous kook
dk17: i can text who i want
dk17: and i can flirt with who i want
dk17: and so can taehyung :)
whippedkookie: are you fucking serious
whippedkookie: stop
whippedkookie: please
whippedkookie: hello??
whippedkookie: asshole
[whippedkookie, cuddlymochi chat]
whippedkookie: hyung
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cuddlymochi: wow okay he’s toxic
cuddlymochi: you asked nicely
cuddlymochi: he seems so nice though!! maybe he just doesn’t get it?
whippedkookie: no kidding
whippedkookie: i’m so pissed
whippedkookie: are you sure taehyung doesn’t like him? at all?
cuddlymochi: i promise he doesn’t
cuddlymochi: in case you haven’t noticed, he would probably marry you right now if you asked him
cuddlymochi: he loves you sm
whippedkookie: i know i don’t doubt that
whippedkookie: i’m still fucking terrified of that changing though
whippedkookie: what if seokmin says all the right things
whippedkookie: he’s better at feelings than i am
whippedkookie: what if tae realizes he can do better or smth
cuddlymochi: i don’t think taehyung would leave you even for g-dragon
cuddlymochi: and he worships g-dragon
cuddlymochi: he loves you
whippedkookie: but that can change so quickly
whippedkookie: what if he leaves me
whippedkookie: fuck jimin he won’t leave me right? not for seokmin?
whippedkookie: not for anyone?
cuddlymochi: jungkook i promise you have nothing to worry about
cuddlymochi: i know it’s upsetting, but he won’t leave you. i wouldn’t lie to you
whippedkookie: ok
whippedkookie: is it bad that i wanna cry or
cuddlymochi: not at all
cuddlymochi: you’re upset, it’s okay to let it out
whippedkookie: it’s not childish?
cuddlymochi: jungkookie when did you become so insecure?
whippedkookie: i’ve always been insecure about this shit
whippedkookie: i never know how to handle my emotions its killing me
whippedkookie: i’ve never been this scared of losing someone before idk what to do
cuddlymochi: do you want me or seokjin to come over?
whippedkookie: no no
cuddlymochi: alright. maybe you should go out with him later
cuddlymochi: and its okay to cry jungkook, no one will judge you for it at all
cuddlymochi: it’s healthier to let it out, kay?
whippedkookie: ...alright
whippedkookie: thanks hyung
cuddlymochi: <3
[dk17, taetae chat]
dk17: heyy taetae
taetae: hey!
dk17: sorry i’m a creep, haha, but i saw your last post on instagram
dk17: what brand is that jacket? it looks incredible on you
taetae: aw thanks :) you’re not creepy
taetae: it’s louis vuitton, actually
taetae: but i promise i’m not rich
dk17: lol sure
dk17: you know, that post reminded me of something
taetae: what?
dk17: i mean to ask you something
dk17: are you responsible for global warming?
dk17: because you’re really hot
taetae: yes, yes i am
taetae: not responsible for global warming, but yes i’m hot ;)
dk17: believe me i know
dk17: oh shoot i forgot!
dk17: i need to call heaven! i forgot to tell them i’m talking to the angel they lost last week
taetae: hm that one was much better
taetae: but only one person is allowed to call me angel so ^-^
dk17: who your boyfriend?
taetae: lol yeah, jungkookie
taetae: how long have you been friends with him btw?
dk17: three years? i met him in first year so
taetae: cool
dk17: maybe not for much longer thoughh. he’s a bit obnoxious
dk17: i’m sure you already know that though haha
taetae: what?? he’s not obnoxious
taetae: he’s perfect :(
dk17: mmm okay
dk17: sorry, that was rude
dk17: how was your day?
taetae: it was good
taetae: i gtg now, sorry :)
dk17: ah okay. ttyl
[dk17, whippedkookie chat]
dk17: relax bro
dk17: he thinks you’re obnoxious anyway
whippedkookie: fuck off he doesn’t
dk17: he told me he did
dk17: was just texting him
whippedkookie: i said fuck off
dk17: you texted me first
[whipped gays]
taetae: kookie? u still there?
taetae: u okay?
taetae: kookie??
taetae: ???