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[whipped gays]
hopefulsprite: hey guys i was just thinking
hopefulsprite: yoongi and jimin are u gonna wanna share a dorm aren't they
lovebugjoon: “gonna wanna”
cuddlymochi: oh i didn’t even think about that!
cuddlymochi: i mean,,,,i’d like to but
cuddlymochi: i rlly can’t imagine not rooming with tae is that weird
taetae: <3
taetae: no
taetae: like u said we've basically lived with each other since we were 3 sbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
cuddlymochi: agh i don’t know
cuddlymochi: yoongi?
sleepysuga: whatever you want baby
hopefulsprite: ugh gag
taetae: jiminie don’t feel bad if you wanna room with yoongi
taetae: but,,,,the three of us would still be iconic
hopefulsprite: what about kookie, tae and i
modelstatus: oh
modelstatus: dear
modelstatus: god
whippedkookie: WAIT THAT’S ACTUALLY A GOOD IDEA
lovebugjoon: no its not
lovebugjoon: its really not
sleepysuga: they’d go batshit fucking crazy
whippedkookie: he’s the coolest hyung he lets us do anything we want
taetae: REMEMBER WHEN HE DROVE US TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK
taetae: HE BOUGHT ME THREE ICE CREAM CONES AND AN ICEE
taetae: AND THAT HUGE ASS COTTON CANDY LOLIPOP THING
whippedkookie: YES!! AND HE SNUCK ME ONTO THAT ROLLERCOASTER I WAS TOO YOUNG TO RIDE
taetae: OH OH AND HE BOUGHT ME THE BIG HEART SHAPED PILLOW THING
taetae: but the best part
whippedkookie: when he bought us flash passes
whippedkookie: hobi hyung you’re the best we love you <3
taetae: #hobiforbesthyung2k18
hopefulsprite: maybe i cried a little
hopefulsprite: i still have the pic
hopefulsprite:
hopefulsprite: you two were so cute >.<
cuddlymochi: he spoiled the shit out of them
cuddlymochi: i think that would be a p good trio actually
taetae: oh pls he didn’t spoil us half as much as he spoiled you
taetae: he fucking loves you to death
hopefulsprite: ...true
sleepysuga: i will say hoseok loves him a lot
whippedkookie: lol yeah
whippedkookie: and yes jimin we’d be a good trio
lovebugjoon: i think not
lovebugjoon: you guys would burn the fucking dorm down
sleepysuga: i think jiminie, hoseok and i would be a pretty solid trio
modelstatus: that’s a love triangle right there
whippedkookie: wait no fair we want hobi
cuddlymochi: ouch
hopefulsprite: and suddenly all the pressure is on me
taetae: but kookie,,,,your first year at college
modelstatus: should be with me, his second mother
modelstatus:
modelstatus: my precious child
modelstatus:
modelstatus: my baby
whippedkookie: hyung,,,,,i’m a grown man
cuddlymochi: actually ur 19
cuddlymochi: so ur still seokjin’s baby
modelstatus: you’re lucky i love namjoon, so i don’t force you to room with me
whippedkookie: love u namjoon
modelstatus: what about me
whippedkookie: …
whippedkookie: love you hyung
modelstatus: that’s it
[whippedkookie, modelstatus chat]
whippedkookie: i love you hyungie
whippedkookie: thanks for taking care of me all the time <3
whippedkookie: you’re my best friend :)
modelstatus: i love you jeon jungkook
[whipped gays]
modelstatus: <3
cuddlymochi: that was weird
sleepysuga: what’s weird is hobi’s obsession with you
cuddlymochi: ,,,,,,he’s a good hyung
hopefulsprite: remember in high school when u were a first year jimin
hopefulsprite:
hopefulsprite: and last year
hopefulsprite:
hopefulsprite: srsly guys how can you not dote on this precious bean
hopefulsprite:
hopefulsprite: my favorite mochi <3
cuddlymochi: (=^ω^=)
lovebugjoon: jimin
lovebugjoon: you have two sugar daddies
sleepysuga: fuck off he doesn’t
sleepysuga: he has one sugar daddy
lovebugjoon: sorry
sleepysuga: and that’s hoseok
taetae: what
modelstatus: ??
sleepysuga: i’m not his sugar daddy smfh
sleepysuga: i’m his boyfriend.
sleepysuga: hobi spoils him, i love him
taetae: …
whippedkookie: …
taetae: I WANT TWO SUGAR DADDIES
whippedkookie: me too D:
modelstatus: jimin u lucky
cuddlymochi: (=^ω^=)
hopefulsprite: lmao i’m more than happy to continute spoiling the cutie
sleepysuga: just don’t spoil him too much
sleepysuga: that’s my job
hopefulsprite: of course
hopefulsprite: yknow what i think jimin, yoongi and i should room
cuddlymochi: agreed
sleepysuga: cool
lovebugjoon: threesomes huh
cuddlymochi: nO
sleepysuga: no
hopefulsprite: ...not even once?
cuddlymochi: NO
sleepysuga: i’m not fucking sharing jimin
cudlymochi: ^
hopefulsprite: jeez alrighty then
hopefulsprite: group cuddles though?
cuddlymochi: aw ! ofc!
sleepysuga: ...if i have to
lovebugjoon: lmao this is going to be fun to watch