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modelstatus: hobi
cuddlymochi: hobi
taetae: hobi
hopefulsprite: yeah??
modelstatus: out of us who loves their bf the most
hopefulsprite : huh??
hopefulsprite : you’re all whipped wdym
taetae: no shit
taetae: but like
taetae: who’s most in love
taetae: it’s me right
lovebugjoon: are they arguing about us wtf
cuddlymochi: we were talking in the bottom boys chat and seokjin was being salty and now we're here
lovebugjoon: typical
lovebugjoon: wait
lovebugjoon: what the fuck
hopefulsprite: DID HE JUST SAY BOTTOM BOYS CHAT
hopefulsprite: THAT'S A FUCKING THING???
modelstatus: WHY DID U EXPOSE US U TRAITOR
cuddlymochi: SHIT I'M SORRY
sleepysuga: oh my god
whippedkookie: they what
whippedkookie: is it bad i'm turned on
lovebugjoon: idk man,,,,,
taetae: since the secret is out i'll just tell you that yes we have a bottom boys chat and we discuss various kinks and you all in great detail
sleepysuga: what the actual fuck
whippedkookie: sounds like a book club
lovebugjoon: um?? we have to see this
modelstatus: NO IT'S CONFIDENTIAL
hopefulsprite: suspicious
cuddlymochi: IT'S FOR BOTTOMS ONLY
taetae: WHAT IS TYPED IN THE BOTTOM BOYS CHAT STAYS IN THE BOTTOM BOYS CHAT
sleepysuga: what the actual fuck pt. 2
hopefulsprite: hey if i finally get with hyungwon and he tops me can i be added
taetae: hm
taetae: we have to ask our president, park jimin
modelstatus: park jimin-ssi?
cuddlymochi: hm
cuddlymochi: yes why not
hopefulsprite: Y E E T
sleepysuga: jimin's,,,,the president,,,,
lovebugjoon: you good
sleepysuga: no
taetae: ANYWAY
taetae: who is it
taetae: who's the most whipped
hopefulsprite: how tf am i supposed to know??
cuddlymochi: who’s the best boyfriend out of us
cuddlymochi: that you have observed
hopefulsprite: uh i mean jimin you’re pretty damn cute with yoongi
hopefulsprite : i’d probably say jimin as of right now
taetae: BIASED LOSER
whippedkookie: yo whats up
whippedkookie: oh
cuddlymochi: HAH
cuddlymochi: TOLD YOU LOSERS
modelstatus: that can’t be true
modelstatus : no one can love anyone or anything more than i love namjoon
cuddlymochi: WRONG
cuddlymochi: literally love is an understatement when it comes to yoongi at this point
sleepysuga: this was a good time to check my phone
taetae: uh yeah but would either of you literally die without them
taetae: like if kookie disappeared i would drop dead on the spot
taetae: like splat
whippedkookie: :’)
cuddlymochi: that’s not love thats called being a drama queen
lovebugjoon: why do you guys always argue about us
sleepysuga: hush it’s cute just let it happen
cuddlymochi: but as a matter of fact yes i would die without yoongi
cuddlymochi: or at least i’d want to die
sleepysuga: hey don’t say that :(
cuddlymochi: i’m srs though
modelstatus: that just means you’re all wimps
modelstatus: I might never come out of my room ever again but I wouldn’t die
taetae: fake
modelstatus: child please
hopefulsprite: well now tae has me convinced he won
cuddlymochi: NO
cuddlymochi: TAE DOESN’T LOVE JUNGKOOK MORE THAN I LOVE YOONGI
hopefulsprite: but
cuddlymochi: HE’S IN LOVE WITH JUNGKOOK YES OBVIOUSLY
cuddlymochi: THAT JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOONGI
cuddlymochi: i wouldn’t die without him
cuddlymochi: i would die FOR him
sleepysuga: fuck here come the feelings
sleepysuga: oh no
cuddlymochi: i would do anything for him
cuddlymochi: i love him so much
cuddlymochi: i love him so much it physically hurts
taetae: bro you lost shut up
hopefulsprite: well-
taetae: does it ever make you cry actually
cuddlymochi: what
taetae: like are you ever just cuddling or some shit and then realize how much you love him and start crying
modelstatus: YES
modelstatus: literally all the time
modelstatus: i could cry right now
modelstatus: i love namjoon
lovebugjoon : oh boy
taetae: oh well it doesn’t happen to me all the time but it happens
modelstatus: it happens a lot
modelstatus: actually more than it probably should now that I think about it
hopefulsprite: guys jin’s winning
cuddlymochi: UM
cuddlymochi: i would just like to say that no one loves anything more than i love yoongi and i know that just sounds like me being petty and trying to compete and stuff but i’m being really serious when i say i love yoongi to death and would die for him or without him
cuddlymochi: and that i love him so much my heart hurts in the best way possible every day
cuddlymochi: i really don’t know what i would do without him and at this point i don’t care about the damn argument i just want you guys to know that i love yoongi more than anything and i’m gonna start crying now but fuck i just love him so much
cuddlymochi; he means so much to me
cuddlymochi: yoongi i love you
cuddlymochi: the end
hopefulsprite: and we have a winner
taetae: damn
taetae: can’t argue with that
modelstatus: neither can I wow
whippedkookie: yoongi?
whippedkookie: yoongi are you there?
sleepysuga: …
sleepysuga: what was that you guys said about crying
lovebugjoon: that was so fucking cute
lovebugjoon: can confirm yoongi is legit crying
cuddlymochi: :)
cuddlymochi: <3
sleepysuga : brat get over here and give me a goddamn kiss
cuddlymochi: kk~
cuddlymochi: i’ll stop by after work!
sleepysuga: okay angel
whippedkookie: cute
whippedkookie: soooo tae how much do you love me? :)))
taetae: a lot
whippedkookie: ...and...
taetae: love ya
whippedkookie: alrighty then