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[ice cream gays]
cuddlymochi: hey jungkook
cuddlymochi: just thought i should let you know
cuddlymochi: its been a few days
cuddlymochi: taehyung still has your fucking flowers
whippedkookie: are you serious
cuddlymochi: yep.
whippedkookie: omg
hopefulsprite: idk if thats cute or sad
hopefulsprite: he does know they're dead right
cuddlymochi: yep he does
whippedkookie: thats,,,,,rlly cute
taetae: !!!
taetae: why wouldn't i still have them???
cuddlymochi: um idk
cuddlymochi: maybe becuase
cuddlymochi: you know
cuddlymochi: they're DEAD
taetae: >:(
taetae: if yoongi gave you flowers you would keep them
cuddlymochi: yeah,,,and then when they die you throw them away
taetae: park jimin
taetae: yoongi could show up with a rotting frog and you would still keep it
hopefulsprite: OOF
cuddlymochi: yeah well,,,,,
taetae: MHM SO SHUT UP
whippedkookie: ok but i wasn't actually expecting you to keep them lol
taetae: ofc i'm keeping them
taetae: its fucking funny
whippedkookie: aw lol
sleepysuga: taehyung i'm offended
taetae: ?????????
sleepysuga: i'd never show up with a rotting frog for jimin
fountjin: omfg yoongi
fountjin: ever since you two started dating you LITERALLY have not talked about anything but jimin
fountjin: l i t e r a l l y
sleepysuga: is that a bad thing
fountjin: yKNOW
fountjin: "hey yoongi how are you"
fountjin: "good, jimin said he got a good grade on his paper!"
fountjin: "hey yoongi do you wanna get lunch"
fountjin: "yeah sure jimin and i got lunch yesterday lemme tell you about it"
sleepysuga: okay-
fountjin: "hey yoongi how's music comp going"
fountjin: "gOOD i wROte aNother Song fOR JiMin BeCauSE Hes'S aN aNGEl WanNa hEar"
sleepysuga: holy fuck
fountjin: "HEY YOONGI I'M KINDA SAD CAN I TALK TO YOU"
fountjin: "SURE, YOU KNOW WHAT HELPS JIMIN WHEN HE'S SAD?"
hopefulsprite: LMFAO
sleepysuga: that only happened once bitch
whippedkookie: i'm crying omg
taetae: he really be whipped
cuddlymochi: does he,,,actually talk about me,,,that much,,,,?
fountjin: EVERY FOUR SECONDS
fountjin: don't get me wrong jiminie i love you
fountjin: and i love talking to u and hearing about your day
fountjin: FROM YOU
sleepysuga: well if you can't handle my enthusiasm don't talk to me
fountjin: OH MY G OD
hopefulsprite: yoongi is boyfriend goals wow
cuddlymochi: <3
taetae: soulmates
fountjin: oooh wait a second taehyung don't even tHINK that jungkook shuts up about you
fountjin: as far as he knows the entire world fucking revolves around you
hopefulsprite: AW
whippedkookie: wtf i thought we were exposing yoongi
fountjin: key word: were
whippedkookie: ffs
fountjin: literally whenever i text him
fountjin: "yeah hold on gotta text taehyung"
fountjin: "brb busy planning my date with taehyung"
fountjin: "gimme a sec talking to my bby"
taetae: aww,,,
fountjin: jungkookremember that time last week when i asked you for help because i was sad and yoongi already blew me off
sleepysuga: i didn't blow you off you left me on read because i said "jimin"
hopefulsprite: LMAO
fountjin: but guess what!!! jungkook blew me off too!!!
whippedkookie: in my defense,,,,you didn't tell me u were sad
hopefulsprite: what a good kid
fountjin: he said
fountjin: and i quote
fountjin: "can i txt you back later i'm going to mcdonalds to get my bby a strawberry mcflurry"
hopefulsprite: that fucking strawberry mcflurry
[taetae changed their name to strawberrytae]
cuddlymochi: WAIT THATS CUTE THO
strawberrytae: he always gets me mcflurrys <3
sleepysuga: hold on question
sleepysuga: 1) why didn't you just talk to namjoon
sleepysuga: 2) where is namjoon actually
sleepysuga: 3) taehyung you and hoseok are on the same level of obsession i think we need to get you two to drink therapy
cuddlymochi: DRINK THERAPY
[cuddlymochi changed the chat name to drink therapy"]
strawberrytae: lmaoooo
fountjin: 1) i didn't talk to namjoon because he was napping and i didn't want to disturb him he looked so cute
whippedkookie: hold the fUCK UP UR HERE MAKING FUN OF ME FOR BEING IN LOVE WHEN YOU REFUSE TO WAKE UP UR BF BECAUSE HE'S "CUTE"
fountjin: yes and
whippedkookie: YOU KSJDDGSEH
hopefulsprite: uh oh we broke jungkook again
sleepysuga: seokjin you are such a headache
fountjin: <3
fountjin: 2) i uh
fountjin: see i know exactly where he is but i don't need to disclose this information
hopefulsprite: napping?
fountjin: ,,,yes
cuddlymochi: suspicious
hopefulsprite: is he currently wearing a shirt
fountjin: um
fountjin: not rlly
hopefulsprite: pants?
fountjin: .....no
hopefulsprite: underwear
fountjin: ,,,,negative
hopefulsprite: wbu
fountjin: ......
fountjin: no
sleepysuga: wtf isn't he supposed to be in math
fountjin: he um,,,
fountjin: might have got a little distracted,,,,,,,
strawberrytae: damn
whippedkookie: NOW WHO'S THE BAD INFLUENC HUH
whippdkookie: U MADE UR BOYFRIEND SKIP SCHOOL OOOOH WHAT A BAD BF
hopefulsprite: jungkook who hurt u
sleepysuga: seokjin did
fountjin: EXCUSE U I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND BE REPREIMANDED BY A KID FIVE YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME FUCK OFF
cuddlymochi: look the soggy cheeto is fighting back
fountjin: pARK JIMIN I SWEAR TO GOD
strawberrytae: L M A O I'M WHEEZING
hopefulsprite: SOGGY CHEETO RETURNS
fountjin: i want to delete myself
cuddlymochi: ok but we have really important stuff to talk about right now
cuddlymochi: if this is drink therapy, we all need to establish what we need therapy for
fountjin: why do you come up with the dumbest but cutest ideas
sleepysuga: becuase he's cute
fountjin: SEE THERE IT IS AGAIN
whippedkookie: UR SUCH A HYPOCRITE
hopefulsprite: someone needs to help jungkook
cuddlymochi: a n y w a y
cuddlymochi: i'll start
cuddlymochi: hot cocoa
cuddlymochi: i have a problem
hopefulsprite: of course the human marshmellow has a hot cocoa addiction
hopefulsprite: gotta be the softest
cuddlymochi; ok next
cuddlymochi: excluding taehyung and hoseok bc we know what your problems are
cuddlymochi: jungkook?
whippedkookie: the venti 4 pump iced half caffeine ristretto cinnamon dolce soy skinny latte
whippedkookie: from starbucks
cuddlymochi: what the fuck
hopefulsprite: basic bitch
strawberrytae: he gets it every time its so funny
cuddlymochi: ....ok
cuddlymochi: seokjin?
fountjin: unicorn frappuccino
hopefulsprite: of course
cuddlymochi: lol
whippedkookie: that's so basic
cuddlymochi: SAYS YOU
strawberrytae: ^
cuddlymochi: yoongi~ <3 wbu?
sleepysuga: vodka
cuddlymochi: oh-
hopefulsprite: um
whippedkookie: ...
strawberrytae: ...............
fountjin: yoongi are you okay