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[fountjin, lovebugjoon chat]
fountjin: hey joonie?
fountjin: can we talk for a sec
lovebugjoon: ofc
lovebugjoon: everything okay?
fountjin: kinda
fountjin: i don't want this come off wrong
fountjin: you've been gushing over jimin a lot lately
lovebugjoon: ...yeah?
fountjin: it hurts my feelings a little bit when you do :/
lovebugjoon: oh no :(
lovebugjoon: why?
fountjin: well uh
fountjin: idk i don't usually like it when my bf starts calling other boys cute
fountjin: excessively
lovebugjoon: i've been calling him a cutie every since we met
lovebugjoon: it doesn't mean anything
fountjin: i know i know
fountjin: i was just going to ask if you could tone it down at least when i'm around?
lovebugjoon: awwwww are you jealousssssss
fountjin: >:(
lovebugjoon: okay okay i'm sorry
lovebugjoon: i'll try and be more careful
lovebugjoon: sorry i didn't realize
fountjin: it's ok!
fountjin: just makin sure you weren't gonna run off and marry jimin lol
lovebugjoon: ok well first of all yoongi would hunt me down
lovebugjoon: and second why would i do that when i have you??
lovebugjoon: angel among men
lovebugjoon: walking definition of perfection
lovebugjoon: hm?
fountjin: shhHH,,,
fountjin: i'm blushing
lovebugjoon: ;)
lovebugjoon: i love you and only you ok?
fountjin: i know <3
[drink therapy]
sleepysuga: is this really still our group chat name
strawberrytae: ever since we found out you struggled with alcoholism
strawberrytae: we knew we couldn't change it ;-;
sleepysuga: ffs
[cuddlymochi changed the chat name to i love yoongi]
strawberrytae: wtf ew no
sleepysuga: wow okay then
[cuddlymochi changed the chat name to shut up taehyung]
strawberrytae: this is so sad alexa play cypher part 3 that i wasn't included in
hopefulsprite: taehyung
hopefulsprite: for the last time
hopefulsprite: that was for a project TWO YEARS AGO
hopefulsprite: you weren't even in college yet
strawberrytae: AND??
strawberrytae: u know i loved ur high school projects >:(
sleepysuga: it was a group project we would have failed if we included someone else
strawberrytae: >:(
hopefulsprite: sigh
strawberrytae: wait um jimin change the gc name
cuddlymochi: eh
strawberrytae: >:(
[cuddlymochi changed the chat name to hoseok get a boyfriend]
hopefulsprite: WHO HURT YOU GODDAMN
[cuddlymochi changed the chat name to soggy cheetos]
strawberrytae: iconic
sleepysuga: i preferred shut up taehyung
strawberrytae: whatever grumpy cat >:(
strawberrytae: i'm going on a date in ten minutes bye losers
hopefulsprite: bye bye
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strawberrytae: ok can we just appreciate something for a second
strawberrytae:
strawberrytae: LOOK AT MY SWEETHEART WEARING GLASSES
strawberrytae: AIN'T HE CUTE
hopefulsprite: aww!!!
hopefulsprite: damn that's a good shot he looks great
cuddlymochi: omg what a god
cuddlymochi: like a little bunny rabbit
sleepysuga: cute
sleepysuga: @fountjin look at your son
fountjin: hm?
fountjin: awwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fountjin: squeal squeal
strawberrytae: RIGHT??? ISN'T HE BEAUTIFUL
whippedkookie: stop i'm blushing
strawberrytae: IK I CAN'T FUCKING ASSDGGYYWJFGSH
strawberrytae: UR SO CUTE I CAN'T HANDLE
cuddlymochi: jungkook ur about to get ten thousand kisses
hopefulsprite: jungkook
hopefulsprite: jungkook are you alive
hopefulsprite: jungkook did he smother you to death
whippedkookie: update i just got ten thousand kisses
strawberrytae: update he's blushing and giggling like a little baby
whippedkookie: update i think there's grass in my underwear did you have to tackle me
cuddlymochi: i'm so soft
strawberrytae: i tripped
strawberrytae: my limbs aren't working right because you're too cuTE and HanDsomE My bRaIn sTOPPeD wOrkING
whippedkookie: oh no:(
whippedkookie: here lemme kiss it better
sleepysuga: why must they always text these things when they're right next to each other
cuddlymochi: wait guys
cuddlymochi: you can't just make out in the middle of the park
cuddlymochi: guys
cuddlymochi: GUYS
cuddlymochi: REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED AT MCDONALDS??