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[soggy cheetos]
fountjin: GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
fountjin: JUNGKOOK GRADUATES IN TWO WEEKS???
lovebugjoon: please tell me you didn't actually just realize that
sleepysuga: what kind of a mother?
hopefulsprite: disgraceful
fountjin: omfg i come here to celebrate and get attacked
fountjin: ofc i knew before jeez
taeby: yEET MY BABE GRADUATES SO SOON I'M SO PROUUUDD
cuddlymochi: ^^
whippedkookie: lol yeah its happening
fountjin: so crazy
fountjin: i feel like you were eight just days ago ;-;
fountjin: shy little kid i looked out for ;-;
lovebugjoon: aww i know
fountjin: AND I HAVE STILL HAVE MY FAVORITE PICTURE
whippedkookie: pls no
fountjin:
fountjin: MY PRECIOUS BABY
cuddlymochi: awww look at that face!!
taeby: i wanna,,,squish,,,,,uwu
hopefulsprite: brb my uwu machine broke
lovebugjoon: you still have the same face my heart
whippedkookie: yeahhh okay
whippedkookie: moving on pls
fountjin: :(
whippedkookie: btw um
whippedkookie: if you guys wanna come to the ceremony you can
whippedkookie: you can buy tickets ?
hopefulsprite: LOLOL
sleepysuga: cute
fountjin: UR HILARIOUS JUNGKOOK
taeby: I WHEEZED
whippedkookie: ...?
whippedkookie: you guys don't wanna come?
fountjin: NOO THAT'S NOT IT
fountjin: YOU POSED THAT AS A QUESTION
fountjin: LIKE YOU HAD TO ASK US TO COME
fountjin: HONEY WE WERE GOING EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T WANT US TO DUH
hopefulsprite: ^^^^
whippedkookie: ooooh lmao
cuddlymochi: did u really think u had to ask us
cuddlymochi: we wouldn't miss it for the world dummy
lovebugjoon: we're gonna be embarrassing as fuck
sleepysuga: ^
taeby: i'm gonna show up with a huge boquet
taeby: and cheer for ya
taeby: and give you a big smooch
taeby: in front of everyone
whippedkookie: lol okay
whippedkookie: worried for a sec there
lovebugjoon: jungkook i had to explain to seokjin why he isn't allowed to give you your diploma personally
fountjin: I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT >:(
whippedkookie: ummm yeah normally the principal does that
fountjin: WHY
fountjin: IT SHOULD BE ME
hopefulsprite: it should be all seven of us
cuddlymochi: lol you get seven diplomas
hopefulsprite: WAIT U MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING
taeby: JIMIN YOU GENIUS WE SHOULD DO THAT
taeby: WE SHOULD ALL MAKE HIM PERSONAL DIPLOMAS
lovebugjoon: !!!
whippedkookie: aw lmao you don't have to do that
taeby: YES WE DO AND WE WILL
sleepysuga: i vote yes
fountjin: THAT'S SUCH A CUTE IDEA
fountjin: I WISH WE WERE THIS SMART LAST YEAR
cuddlymochi: yeah >:(
cuddlymochi: all we got was ice cream
taeby: still salty u didn't throw us a pool party
lovebugjoon: i told you we turned them into spoiled brats guys
hopefulsprite: mayhaps we did
taeby: WAIT PAUSE
taeby: GOING BACK TO BABY PICS
whippedkookie: lord have mercy
taeby: JIMINIIIIE LOOK WHAT I FOUND~
whippedkookie: PHEW
taeby:
hopefulsprite: U-UWU
sleepysuga: holy fuck
sleepysuga: that's fucking cute
cuddlymochi: JJJDJSJJDJS
fountjin: sQUISH
lovebugjoon: i shed many tears
lovebugjoon: the cheeks
whippedkookie: omg u win the cutest baby award no doubt
whippedkookie: look at u
cuddlymochi: SJDHHDDHHD
taeby: WASN'T HE A CUTIE
taeby: HE WAS SO SOFT WHEN HE WAS 2
hopefulsprite: you guys rlly were born together huh
taeby: yes we were delivered by the same stork
cuddlymochi: ^^^^ <3
lovebugjoon: taehyung how do you remember that
taeby: IDK
taeby: I JUST KNOW HE WAS FLUFFY
sleepysuga: jimin you're the fucking cutest
cuddlymochi: thanks,,,,
sleepysuga: i'm gonna come over and kiss your cheeks k bye
cuddlymochi: rn??
sleepysuga: omw
taeby: LOL WHIPPED
cuddlymochi: haha guess what tae
cuddlymochi:
hopefulsprite: I SCREAMED
fountjin: ^ CAN CONFIRM HE SCREAMED OUT LOUD
cuddlymochi: now u know why i beat up a kid when i was 6
cuddlymochi: i knew i had to protecc that sweet lil face
lovebugjoon: wait you beat up a kid what
taeby: I REMEMBER
taeby: I LOVE U
cuddlymochi: ye
cuddlymochi: he made taetae cry
cuddlymochi: so i ran him over like a bulldozer
hopefulsprite: LIKE A TANK LIKE A SOLIDER
cuddlymochi: thank u for the twice reference hobi
cuddlymochi: but yeah i was tiny but i still knocked him tf over
cuddlymochi: he ran away i never got caught
whippedkookie: ....cute....
taeby: it was sweet af
taeby: my knight in chubby armor
hopefulsprite: DJDJSJSJSJ
cuddlymochi: hEY-
fountjin: l u n g
lovebugjoon: jiminie your such a good friend i'm emo
cuddlymochi: i try
taeby: oh that reminds me
taeby: last week
taeby: not,,,,to encourage this behaviour,,,,,
lovebugjoong: taehyung
tabey: but,,,,
lovebugjoon: taehyung.
taeby: jungkookie
whippedkookie: ?
taeby: even tho i was scared in the moment,,,
lovebugjoon: taehyung no
taeby: that was rlly hot
fountjin: OTHER LUNG
hopefulsprite: i knew that was coming
whippedkookie: ...but u were crying
taeby: yes bc i was scared for u at the time but
taeby: looking back
taeby: u like
taeby: jumped in front of jiminie
taeby: which was hot
taeby: and u were holding him back to keep him safe
taeby: also hot
taeby: and then u landed the first punch
taeby: hot
fountjin: ur such a chaotic gay taehyung i can't breath
taeby: oKAY bUT
taeby: my super sexy strong boyfriend got into a fight for me
taeby: and saved my bestie
taaby: literally went ballistic because i was sad
taeby: and kicked kwangsu's ass
taeby: for me
taeby: and looked damn good doing it
taeby: e x c u s e m e for being a little turned on
whippedkookie: ;) <3
lovebugjoon: don't encourage this omfg
taeby: i'm not!!
taeby: all i'm saying is 10/10 he's sexy ok
taeby: my bf is strong i like that
lovebugjoon: sigh
whippedkookie: yknow
whippedkookie: i could put that strength to good use in other places
fountjin: STOP SEXTING IN THIS HERE GROUPCHAT I SWEAR TO GOD
taeby: can u come over
whippedkookie: u come over
taeby: yes-
taeby: W H O A
taeby: was aboutta expose the kinks oops
hopefulsprite: I AM DECEASED
lovebugjoon: jfc
fountjin: WATCH IT TAEHYUNG
taeby: I DID
hopefulsprite: wait but just out of curiousity
hopefulsprite: were you about to say yes oppa
taeby: ...
taeby: i mean
taeby: kookie?
whippedkookie: u can tell them
taeby: ye i was
hopefulsprite: "U CAN TELL THEM" THE DOM JUMPED OUT
fountjin: TAEHYUNG DID U JUST ASK HIM FOR PERMISSION TO TELL US
taeby: wHY AM I BEING ATTACKED U ASKED
whippedkookie: shh its ok
whippedkookie: just come over
lovebugjoon: i'm slightly uncomfortable but also entertained
taeby: coming
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cuddlymochi: guys~
cuddlymochi: looky who's here <3
cuddlymochi:
lovebugjoon: awwwww
lovebugjoon: you two win the award for squishiest boyfriends
fountjin: agreed
hopefulsprite: that judgemental look i stan
cuddlymochi: ikr so cute
hopefulsprite: hold up did taehyung leave u two alone
cuddlymochi: yeah why
hopefulsprite: ....
cuddlymochi: omg stop i'm not on his lap or anything
cuddlymochi: haha
cuddlymochi: hahaha....
fountjin: gross
lovebugjoon: ok well bye then have fun
sleepysuga: shush we're just chilling
hopefulsprite: NETFLIX AND CHILL
sleepysuga: so smart hobi
sleepysuga: precisely
fountjin: FHDHDJKKDKK
lovebugjoon: come to think of it you two haven't been, uh, alone in a while have you
cuddlymochi: no we haven't so shush i'm turning my phone off now bye
hopefulsprite: damn aggressive
hopefulsprite: get some
sleepysuga: ;)