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[jungkooks parents + husband]
cuddlymochi: should we change this chat name now
cuddlymochi: hello
cuddlymochi: hellooo
cuddlymochi: ?????????
cuddlymochi: >:(
cuddlymochi: u guys suck
taeby: its been thirty seconds
cuddlymochi: thats 29 more seconds than it should have been
[taeby changed the chat name to jimin is a brat]
cuddlymochi: HEY
cuddlymochi: only yoongi gets to call me that
taeby: disgusting
taeby: also guys how many suitcases are you bringing
hopefulsprite: tf what do you mean how many
hopefulsprite: we're gonna be gone for four days i'm bringning one
hopefulsprite: maybe like an extra bag but
taeby: oh
taeby: i'm already packing my third one
cuddlymochi: HOW
taeby: one for jewlery, underwear and makeup
taeby: one for shoes
taeby: two for clothes
lovebugjoon: four days
lovebugjoon: we'll be gone FOUR days
taeby: exactly
cuddlymochi: i'm only bringing two jfc
cuddlymochi: we're gonna be at the beach why do you need so much makeup
taeby: we're gonna be in a big city
taeby: don't tell me we aren't going out
taeby: i need to look perfect
taeby: also don't act like we aren't doing photoshoots
sleepysuga: oh lord
modelstatus: YAY
modelstatus: BUSAN IS SO BEAUTIFUL WE'RE GONNA LOOK AMAZING
cuddlymochi: wAIT
cuddlymochi: kOOKIE IS OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK
whippedkookie: i've been,,,,old enough to drink,,,,
cuddlymochi: WE'RE GOING OUT FOR DRINKS HELL YEAH
hopefulsprite: !!!!!!!!!!! YES
lovebugjoon: LIT
sleepysuga: this can only go horribly wrong
modelstatus: oh hush it'll be fine
taeby: ALL THE MORE REASON TO BRING MY SMOKEY EYE PALETTE SEE
cuddlymochi: OK U RIGHT HOLD UP I'M GONNA GO PACK MORE MAKEUP
sleepysuga: we still have three days to pack tho
whippedkookie: wait taetae why do you need to look "perfect" when we go out
taeby: uh why tf do you think
taeby: isn't it obvious
whippedkookie: but you're not trying to like,,,get picked up at the bar right??
taeby: lol no
taeby: why
[lovebugjoon, whippedkookie chat]
whippedkookie: >:(
lovebugjoon: aw whats wrong
whippedkookie: i don't wanna be an asshole
whippedkookie: but i don't want him to look good >:(
lovebugjoon: say what
whippedkookie: because ppl are gonna hit on him
whippedkookie: drunk perverts
whippedkookie: >:(
lovebugjoon: yeah i know
lovebugjoon: it'll happen to all of us lets be real
lovebugjoon: especially tae and seokjin
whippedkookie: >:(
lovebugjoon: and jimin too, there's no way he's not gonna get cat called
lovebugjoon: unfortunately
whippedkookie: can we just not go out
lovebugjoon: aw kook
lovebugjoon: we shouldn't let gross old men ruin our fun
lovebugjoon: or girls
lovebugjoon: it'll be fine jungkookie
whippedkookie: i just don't want anyone to hit on taetae
whippedkookie: he's mine
lovebugjoon: i know
lovebugjoon: we'll be in a good part of the city though, it should be okay
lovebugjoon: and if anything gets really bad, we'll leave right away
lovebugjoon: don't stress about it okay?
whippedkookie: okay
whippedkookie: i trust you
lovebugjoon: :)
[jimin is a brat]
cuddlymochi: have we figured out hotel rooms yet actually
cuddlymochi: how many rooms did we book
lovebugjoon: yeah so there's no way we could afford more than two even with the discount your parents got us
lovebugjoon: but that shouldn't be a problem we can all fit
hopefulsprite: sweet
hopefulsprite: so which two couples will i be stuck with
cuddlymochi: DJSJSJD HOBI
taeby: THAT SOUNDED SO SAD OMG
taeby: HOBIIIIII :(
hopefulsprite: lmaoooo its fine guys
hopefulsprite: just asking
cuddlymochi: STAY WITH ME N YOONGI WE CAN HAVE GROUP CUDDLES AGAIN !!
sleepysuga: p l e a s e no
hopefulsprite: wow yoongi love u too
taeby: wait but what if we wanna cuddle with hobi
whippedkookie: ^^^
modelstatus: stay in ur lane bitches he's MY best friend
lovebugjoon: why don't we have the maknae line + yoongi
lovebugjoon: and then us three
sleepysuga: what the fuck why am i on babysitting duty
sleepysuga: i didn't sign up for that
whippedkookie: hEy you make it sound like a bad thing
sleepysuga: it is
sleepysuga: you fuckers are probably gonna play hide and seek at 4 in the morning
cuddlymochi: correct and you're going to be the seeker first if you don't shut up
modelstatus: SAVAGE
taeby: but yoongi's such a boring babysitter
taeby: we want hobi!
taeby: besides i'v decded seokjin is no longer my mom, hobi is
modelstatus: W H A T
hopefulsprite: aw
cuddlymochi: honeslty
cuddlymochi: i think me n tae are hobi's twins
cuddlymochi: jungkook is ur baby
lovebugjoon: yknow that doesn't sound incorrect
hopefulsprite: agreed
hopefulsprite: i'm,,,,i'm a parent :')
modelstatus: fINe I dIdN't WanT yOU gUys aNyWay
whippedkookie: lololol
whippedkookie: does that mean I'm an only child
modelstatus: yes my sweet
whippedkookie: LIT
cuddlymochi: ok anyway
cuddlymochi: obvi i'm staying with yoongi
cuddlymochi: but yeah hobi would be fun to room with
lovebugjoon: WAIT I HAVE A GENIUS IDEA
lovebugjoon: YOU FIVE CAN CRAM INTO ONE BIGGER ROOM
lovebugjoon: AND I'LL BOOK A SINGLE ROOM FOR SEOKJIN AND I
lovbugjoon: THAT'LL SAVE US A SHIT TON OF MONEY INSTEAD OF TWO DOUBLE BED ROOMS
hopefulsprite: i love having namjoon as a friend god damn
sleepysuga: you;re going to stick me in a room with the two loudest people on the planet
sleepysuga: the horny teenagers and the clingy single pringle
sleepysuga: why do you hate me so much
lovebugjoon: becuase last time you roomed with me you complained about my snoring nonstop
lovebugjoon: plus i live with you so this is good for us
lovebugjoon: married couples need breaks from each other you know
modelstatus: LMAO
hopefulsprite: i like this!!!
hopefulsprite: i can snuggle with jiminie and watch the children
hopefulsprite: with my best friend ;)
sleepysuga: not this again
cuddlymochi: why don't we all rent one huge room
modelstatus: lol jimin let's be realistic
modelstatus: we need one room for people to fuck in
taeby: HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU
whippedkookie: DEAD
lovebugjoon: seokjin don't encourage them
hopefulsprite: i don't see why we need more than one room
hopefulsprite: doesn't have to be just two people you know
sleepysuga: hoseok no
hopefulsprite: hoseok yes
cuddlymochi: hey wait change this fucking chat name
[hopefulsprite changed the chat name to sprite enthusiasts]
lovebugjoon: at this point i'm not even going to argue with this