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[sleepysuga, cuddlymochi chat]
sleepysuga: hey
sleepysuga: since everyone is at that modeling dinner thing do you wanna come over?
cuddlymochi: sure!!
sleepysuga: :)
sleepysuga: i need some cuddles
cuddlymochi: is everything okay?
sleepysuga: yeah
cuddlymochi: okay
cuddlymochi: i’ll be there in a few!
[no]
modelstatus: yo
modelstatus: when i asked namjoon to be my date
modelstatus: i didn’t ask him to upstage me
modelstatus: and yet
modelstatus:
modelstatus: here he is
modelstatus: looking GORGEOUS
modelstatus: first of all that SMILE
modelstatus: WHO ALLOWED THIS
cuddlymochi: oh my gosh
modelstatus: WHOMST
modelstatus: GAVE HIM THE RIGHT
lovebugjoon: you’ve been freaking out all night do i really look that good??
modelstatus: YES
modelstatus: YES YOU DO
modelstatus: DID YOU NOT LOOK IN THE MIRROR??
lovebugjoon: :)
cuddlymochi: joonie
cuddlymochi: wow
cuddlymochi: is jungkook okay
kookiebun: no
kookiebun: no he is not
taeberry: i wanted to be the center of attention but NOOO NAMJOON HAD TO SHOW UP
taeberry: AND BE MORE GORGEOUS THAN ALL OF US COMBINED
taeberry: WHAT IS THIS
sleepysuga: i saw him when he left i almost died
sleepysuga: he looks incredible
cuddlymochi: his skin is glowing holy shit
cuddlymochi: when did he dye his hair dark again wtf did i miss
sunshinehobi: he’s so cute but so manly at the same time how
cuddlymoch: ikr i wanna squish his cheeks but i also wanna suck his dick
sunshinehobi: reminds me of namdicks lol
cuddlymochi: AHH SHUT UP
kookiebun: literally his face is just perfect i don’t understand
kookiebun: I NEED TO HUG HIM
kookiebun: HE LOOKS SO HUGGABLE
kookiebun: JOONIE I’M GOING TO HUG YOU NOW
lovebugjoon: uh oh
cuddlymochi: I FELT THAT
cuddlymochi: I WANT HIM TO HOLD ME MY GOSH
taeberry: SAME
taeberry: I ALSO WANT HIM TO GTFO BECAUSE HE LOOKS BETTER THAN ME
lovebugjoon: i can’t handle this shhhhh
lovebugjoon: and taehyung be quiet you look insanely good
lovebugjoon: look at seokjin instead
lovebugjoon:
cuddlymochi: BROAD SHOULDERS MY GOODNESS
cuddlymochi: I’M ANGRY I WANT YOUR BODY
modelstatus: WTF WHY
modelstatus: YOUR BODY IS PERFECT
modelstatus: LITERALLY YOU’RE SO SEXY STFU
cuddlymochi: omg i cried thank you :(((
sleepysuga: how is his face perfect even in crappy lighting and he’s not even looking at the camera i don’t understand
taeberry: he’s tall dark and handsome ugh
modelstatus: also joonie why did you record me just standing you’re so weird
lovebugjoon: because you look fine as fuck and i need to keep this on my phone forever
lovebugjoon: you’re a god
modelstatus: <3
cuddlymochi: GOD DAMN SEOKJIN
cuddlymochi: YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS JUST A FLEX ON US
cuddlymochi: AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE IT
kookiebun: IKR
taeberry: I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE GLOWING BUT THEN THESE TWO SHOWED UP
taeberry: AND NOW I FEEL AVERAGE WTF
kookiebun: sweetie
kookiebun: you look expensive and sexy as shit
kookiebun: you still win
taeberry: LIES HAVE YOU SEEN NAMJOON
modelstatus: TAEHYUNG YOU STILL LOOK THE BEST SHUT UP
modelstatus: YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE
modelstatus: A WHOLE ASS KING
cuddlymochi: taetae i didn’t see you send a pic
kookiebun: ALLOW ME I TOOK MANY
kookiebun: SO THEY CALLED THE INTERNS UP TO LIKE INTRODUCE THEM
kookiebun: BECAUSE LOTS OF BIG SHOTS ARE HERE TO HIRE SOME OF THEM
kookiebun: LOOK AT HIM
kookiebun:
cuddlymochi: whoa
kookiebun: right??
cuddlymochi: i just have no words
cuddlymochi: how is this even possible
cuddlymochi: how does a human being get to that level of ethereal beauty
sunshinehobi: HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A FAIRY KING
sunshinehobi: HE’S NOT REAL
sleepysuga: he looks so golden and expensive
sleepysuga: like he cries jewels and his blood is made of liquid diamond
sleepysuga: wow
cuddlymochi: WHAT A KING
kookiebun: ALSO JAWLINE IS FINE AS FUCK
kookiebun: IT COULD CUT ME
kookiebun: I’M WEAK
kookiebun: HE LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE THE CEO OF GUCCI
cuddlymochi: holy shit
sleepysuga: sweet jesus
sunshinehobi: WHEN TAEHYUNG WALKED IN
sunshinehobi: EVERYONE GASPED
sunshinehobi: I KID YOU NOT
sunshinehobi: EVERYONE WENT SILENT FOR A SECOND
taeberry: IT WAS SO AWKWARD PLEASE
cuddlymochi: taehyung
cuddlymochi: you actually look like a god
cuddlymochi: no joking or exaggeration
cuddlymochi: you look divine
kookiebun: i fucking choked
kookiebun: no one told me he was gonna look like some rare gem
kookiebun: royalty
modelstatus: that’s what i said
modelstatus: he oustaged everyone i’m so proud
modelstatus: OH AND BITCH YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HANSOL’S FACE
modelstatus: WHEN TAE WALKED IN HE WENT PALE
cuddlymochi: THAT’S MY BOYYY
taeberry: shdksdh love this attention but i don’t i’m shy
taeberry: lets talk about my date
taeberry:
taeberry: would you just look at him
taeberry: i’m still drooling over him
cuddlymochi: jungkook i hate you
cuddlymochi: you proportions are just beautiful
cuddlymochi: your shape
cuddlymochi: you’re just built so perfectly i’m mad
kookiebun: uwu thank you
sleepysuga: that smile tho too
sleepysuga: jungkook you literally have it all
sleepysuga: you’re adorable but somehow you still have big dick energy and its not fair
cuddlymochi: LMAO SO TRUE
cuddlymochi: YOU’RE SO CUTE BUT YOU STILL LOOK STRONG AND POWERFUL HOW
kookiebun: UWU THANK YOU
cuddlymochi: i’m glad i didn’t go to this thing i would been insecure as fuck
cuddlymochi: you all look drop dead gorgeous idk what to do
sunshinehobi: i’m gay panicking
sunshinehobi: i didn’t think they could get any more beautiful
sunshinehobi: yet here we are
sunshinehobi: its ridiculous
sunshinehobi: and hyungwon looks so good to i’m gonna have to eat him up later
sleepysuga: tmi
sleepysuga: did not need to know that
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taeberry: you guys D’:
taeberry: jungkook is the best
taeberry: i’m really in love whew
taeberry: he’s actually the best he deserves everything i’m sad
cuddlymochi: lol what did he do?
kookiebun: nothing!!
taeberry: SHUSH
taeberry: hansol came over and starting flirting with him >:(
kookiebun: it was so annoying
kookiebun: he was all “yOu cOuLd Do So MuCh BeTtEr ThAn tAehYuNG”
kookiebun: he told me i should be a model instead of taehyung
kookiebun: and like i thought he was gonna sit on my lap
taeberry: i was Big Sad
kookiebun: taehyung started pouting
kookiebun: i wanted to kick his ass
kookiebun: so bad
taeberry: jungkook looked at him like he was a piece of trash it was so funny
taeberry: and then he put me on his lap
taeberry: like swoop out of nowhere
taeberry: he’s so strong
cuddlymochi: we love a strong man
kookiebun: hansol looked confused
kookiebun: he tried to get me to go sit with him
taeberry: kookie just flat out kissed me
taeberry: and said “sorry but i’m in love with taehyung”
taeberry: BITCH I DIED HE’S THE BEST
cuddlymochi: omg yes jungkook
taeberry: so here i am sitting on jungkookie’s lap
taeberry: and kookie just goes off about how great i am
kookiebun: i just let it all out
kookiebun: everything
kookiebun: and i kissed his cheek a lot
kookiebun: i snapped
kookiebun: it was word vomit
kookiebun: i just went on for like five minutes straight about why taehyung is an angel among men
kookiebun: i was not shutting up
taeberry: you did <3 <3 <3
taeberry: and i just snuggled up to him
taeberry: and watched hansol’s face turn bright red
taeberry: ahhh it was the best
cuddlymochi: that’s so cute omg
cuddlymochi: kookie you’re boyfriend goals
kookiebun: thank u i do my best
modelstatus: you guys it was disgusting jungkook is so whipped
modelstatus: i threw up
taeberry: SHUT UP YOU’VE BEEN HANGING OFF OF NAMJOON’S ARM ALL NIGHT
modelstatus: CAN YOU BLAME ME
taeberry: NO
taeberry: CAN YOU BLAME JUNGKOOK FOR BEING WHIPPED FOR ME?
modelstatus: no
modelstatus: no i cannot
taeberry: exactly
taeberry: anyway
taeberry: hansol is fuming in the corner i am very satisfied
taeberry: i’m also still on jungkook’s lap
taeberry: but now everyone knows we’re the power couple so hah
cuddlymochi: this is ridiculously cute i can’t handle it
cuddlymochi: i love you two
sunshinehobi: i think seokjin and namjoon are the power couple right now
sunshinehobi: they literally look so important and they’re not even doing anything
sunshinehobi: joon just has that aura you know
sunshinehobi: like he’s the president
cuddlymochi: YES EXACTLY
cuddlymochi: they probably look like a royal couple
sunshinehobi: they do
sunshinehobi: and namjoon’s been chatting up the big powerful people in the companies
sunshinehobi: seokjin’s gonna get so many offers
modelstatus: while we’re talking about that
modelstatus: louis vuitton’s COO is here
modelstatus: and he hasn’t stopped talking to joon about business
modelstatus: i literally have the smartest boyfriend and its so sexy
modelstatus: i might get a good spot because my bf is smart
modelstatus: i love my life
cuddlymochi: get that job seokjin
[lovebugjoon, cuddlymochi chat]
cuddlymochi: hi i don't wanna ruin your night but i'm worried about yoongi
cuddlymochi: he seems sad
lovebugjoon: its okay
lovebugjoon: oh no :(
lovebugjoon: sometime he'll be out of it for a little while after a relapse
lovebugjoon: just give him a lot of love he'll come out of it
cuddlymochi: okay