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[no]
lovebugjoon: i have a proposition
sleepysuga: no
lovebugjoon: i didn’t even say what it was
sleepysuga: still no
lovebugjoon: i’m ignoring you
kookiebun: i’m listening hyungie <3
sleepysuga: suck up
kookiebun: shut up
cuddlymochi: don’t tell my boyfriend to shut up
modelstatus: nobody:
modelstatus: jimin: DON’T BE MEAN TO MY BOYFRIEND
cuddlymochi: did anybody ask you
taeberry: did anybody ask YOU??
sunshinehobi: jungkook don’t be mean to my yoonig bear >:(
cuddlymochi: WHOA WHOA WHOA
cuddlymochi: WHO TF DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
cuddlymochi: HE’S MY YOONGI BEAR
cuddlymochi: YOU CAN’T CALL HIM THAT
sunshinehobi: i’ve known him longer
cuddlymochi: I DON’T CARE
lovebugjoon: my proposition :(
kookiebun: everyone shut up joonie has something to say
modelstatus: hey that’s my line
lovebugjoon: can i speak now
cuddlymochi: yes of course uwu
sunshinehobi: we’re listening
lovebugjoon: right
lovebugjoon: i propose taehyung be added to the doms chat
taeberry: WHAT THE FUCKHSHDJKG D
cuddlymochi: NO YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM HE’S OURS
modelstatus: omg
kookiebun: YOU CAN’T DO THAT JOON
lovebugjoon: why not
lovebugjoon: you said he was “hella dom oh my GOD”
lovebugjoon: “he was so fucking sexy like 10/10 would bottom again”
taeberry: HHKSJDHAEASDB
kookiebun: STOP OH MY GOD
kookiebun: WHY DO I TELL YOU ANYTHING
lovebugjoon: i was just thinking since he was “SO GOOD” as you said
lovebugjoon: he has an invitation
sunshinehobi: that would be funny
sleepysuga: no
kookiebun: NO
taeberry: I’M SCREAMING WHAT THE FUCHDHSH
cuddlymochi: taehyung is a dedicated member of the bottom boys chat you can’t have him
taeberry: I TOP ONCE AND SUDDENLY THE WORLD IS OVER
sunshinehobi: i hope one of these days the manager looks over your shoulder jimin
sunshinehobi: you and namjoon would both be fired on the spot
lovebugjoon: we would
modelstatus: i’m pretty sure all of us have topped at least once so???
cuddlymochi: this is true
sleepysuga: jimin you’ve
sleepysuga: you’ve topped???
cuddlymochi: yessir
cuddlymochi: seokjin said it himself
cuddlymochi: your power is just a facade
[scared doms]
sleepysuga: h-how dare they
lovebugjoon: i’m triggered
sunshinehobi: eyeroll
[power bottoms]
cuddlymochi: my fellow power bottoms do you wanna freak them out
cuddlymochi: show them our dom side
modelstatus: yes omfg
taeberry: i’m down
taeberry: jungkook is already shook
taeberry: easy
[no]
cuddlymochi: you’re surprised i’ve topped yoongi bear?
sleepysuga: a little
sleepysuga: you’ve got a dark side to you though i do know that
cuddlymochi: that’s right ;)
[scared doms]
sleepysuga: am i supposed to be intimidated right now
sleepysuga: i feel like he’s trying to be scary
lovebugjoon: i think so too
kookiebun: he’s not doing a very good job
sleepysuga: nope
[no]
modelstatus: we all do
modelstatus: and well
modelstatus: tae’s not small
modelstatus: neither am i
modelstatus: yknow ;)
cuddlymochi: i mean can’t relate but
taeberry: SHUT UP UR NOT SMALL JIMIN
cuddlymochi: SMALLER THAN YOU
lovebugjoon: jimin ur 5’9 what’s ur point
modelstatus: joonie~
modelstatus: i’m big right?
modelstatus: you’ve seen
lovebugjoon: you’re almost as tall as me so i guess
modelstatus: …
modelstatus: no i meant
modelstatus: joonie
modelstatus: you know what i mean
lovebugjoon: ???
lovebugjoon: you’re tall?? congratulations??
modelstatus: are you kidding
lovebugjoon: no???
modelstatus: don’t make me say it you know what i meant
lovebugjoon: i don’t
lovebugjoon: why don’t you tell me, baby doll?
[power bottoms]
modelstatus: he got me
[scared doms]
lovebugjoon: got him
[power bottoms]
cuddlymochi: don't give up yet
taeberry: hit him with some pick up lines
modelstatus: good idea
[no]
modelstatus: baby doll?
modelstatus: that's all you
[scared doms]
lovebugjoon: oh for fucks sake
[no]
lovebugjoon: is it now
modelstatus: of course
modelstatus: you're perfect
modelstatus: you're the barbie to my ken
sunshinehobi: seokjin that was horrible
modelstatus: honestly joonie bug there's something wrong with my eyes
modelstatus: whenever i'm with you i can't take them off you
sleepysuga: i cannot believe i tolerate you
lovebugjoon: i'm flattered
modelstatus: your so gorgeous, i love every bone in your body
modelstatus: including mine ;)
kookiebun: i'm disgusted
lovebugjoon: seokjin, baby
lovebugjoon: drop the pick up lines and stick to what you do best
modelstatus: ...whats that
lovebugjoon: being gorgeous underneath me
sunshinehobi: OOF
[power bottoms]
modelstatus: I QUIT
modelstatus: ABORT MISSION
cuddlymochi: worht a shot
modelstatus: GONNA GO SUCK HIS DICK
taeberry: what kinda power bottom
modelstatus: idc have fun losers
cuddlymochi: wait just wait until we're done :(
modelstatus: fine
[no]
modelstatus: nevermind >:(
lovebugjoon: :)
sunshinehobi: this is absolutely pathetic
sunshinehobi: i need new friends
kookiebun: idk whats going on but its funny
taeberry: aw my little bunny
taeberry: i’m glad you had fun yesterday btw
taeberry: ;)
kookiebun: where is this going
taeberry: nowhere baby bun
sunshinehobi: baby bun i-
[kookiebun, taeberry chat]
kookiebun: tae
kookiebun: you are free to top whenever you like
taeberry: i know sweetie
kookiebun: but lets keep one thing clear okay?
kookiebun: you know damn well i still have the power, baby boy
taeberry: what power
taeberry: kookie?
taeberry: jungkook??
taeberry: hello???
[scared doms]
kookiebun: brb gonna go show taehyung who’s boss
lovebugjoon: go get em
sleepysuga: have fun
sunshinehobi: i hate you all
[no]
cuddlymochi: sooooo yoongi bear
cuddlymochi: does me topping,,,,excite you perhaps?
cuddlymochi: scare you? ;)
sleepysuga: i’m always excited to see you no matter what
sleepysuga: and i’m always a little scared because i don’t want to lose you
sleepysuga: and no, it doesn’t, because that means you’ve had sex with someone else and i don’t like thinking about that
sleepysuga: so
cuddlymochi: o-oh
cuddlymochi: :((((
cuddlymochi: i love you uwu
cuddlymochi: i’m yours don’t worry
cuddlymochi: i’m not going anywhere!!!
sleepysuga: :) <3
[sleepysuga, cuddlymochi chat]
sleepysuga: also
sleepysuga: don’t forget which one of us is in charge, kitten
cuddlymochi: i-
sleepysuga: keep it up and i won’t go easy on you next time
sleepysuga: got it baby boy? :)
cuddlymochi: HN
[bottom boys]
cuddlymochi: I AM BOO BOO THE FOOL
cuddlymochi: YOONGI HAS TOO MUCH POWER OVER ME WHY DID I THINK I COULD DO THIS THE FUCK
taeberry: LMAOOOO
cuddlymochi:
[screenshot]
taeberry: POWER BOTTOM MY ASS
taeberry: kitten
cuddlymochi: STOP FHSHSHD
[modelstatus changed the chat name to bottom boys]
modelstatus: i think tae is the only one whose earned the title of power bottom
taeberry: no not really
taeberry: i can see jungkook walking towards the dorm building right now
taeberry: i’m about to get my ass kicked
taeberry: in the best way :D
modelstatus: disgusting
modelstatus: hey at least we tried
cuddlymochi: A for effort
taeberry: brb just got pinned against the wall
cuddlymochi: oh lord
cuddlymochi: have fun
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taeberry: hey jimin
taeberry: can i borrow your concealer again
taeberry: i got a lot of hickies
cuddlymochi: yes dear
modelstatus: i have color correct that helps them blend in if you want it
modelstatus: works better then concelear
taeberry: oof i’ll take that thanks
cuddlymochi: ...we’re bottoms who are we kidding
modelstatus: we bottoms stick together
taeberry: <3
taeberry: now time to take a nap i’m exhausted
[lovebugjoon, modelstatus chat]
modelstatus: can i come over
lovebugjoon: to do what
modelstatus: the usual
modelstatus: cuddle, bake cookies, suck your dick
modelstatus: in reverse order
lovebugjoon: now that's a pick up line
lovebugjoon: come on over <3
modelstatus: :) <3
[no]
sunshinehobi: i am thoroughly disgusted with each and every one of you i hope you know that
cuddlymochi: i don't think anyone cares
sunshinehobi: i hate this family
cuddlymochi: we love you too