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kookiebun: everyone should be jealous of me
modelstatus: why
kookiebun: i live with taehyung
modelstatus: sweetie we know you’re excited but you have literally not stopped saying that for the past three days
modelstatus: not everyone wants to live with taehyung
kookiebun: yeontan is visiting taehyung
modelstatus: WHAT THE HELL I WANNA SEE YEONTAN
kookiebun: like i said
kookiebun: be jealous of me
cuddlymochi: yeontan!!
cuddlymochi: i would be jealous
cuddlymochi: but i live with hoseok
cuddlymochi: mickey came over :D
kookiebun: WAIT I WANNA SEE MICKEY TOO :(
cuddlymochi: HAH
modelstatus: I WANNA SEE THEM BOTH
lovebugjoon: let’s rotate
lovebugjoon: let’s go see mickey first because he’s closer
lovebugjoon: and then go see yeontan
modelstatus: deal
modelstatus:
modelstatus: look at the cutest little doggy
modelstatus: i love himmmmm
modelstatus: we're on our way to yeontan
taeberry: how DARE you
taeberry: yeontan is the cutest little doggy and everyone knows that
taeberry: it’s just a fact
cuddlymochi: i love mickey but yeontan is cuter
kookiebun: way cuter
modelstatus: WRONG
sunshinehobi: h-how could you say that about my baby :(
modelstatus: MICKEY IS SO MUCH CUTER
modelstatus: JUST LOOK AT HIS LITTLE BUTTON NOSE AND HIS SMILE
cuddlymochi: yeontan's nose is more like a button
cuddlymochi: and yeontan's eyebrows are unbeatable
lovebugjoon: they’re both equally adorable
sleepysuga: min holly is cuter than all of the above
sleepysuga: i don't know why we're arguing
modelstatus: not as cute as little mickey
taeberry: please
lovebugjoon: they're all cute
taeberry:
taeberry: look at how cute my bubby is
kookiebun: awww send me that pic
cuddlymochi: too cute uwu
cuddlymochi: i'm making that my lockscreen
sleepysuga: you'd replace my cute picture on your lockscreen
sleepysuga: for that?
cuddlymochi: yes. yes i would
sleepysuga: i mean sure but…
sleepysuga:
sleepysuga: look at this face
sleepysuga: to die for
cuddlymochi: not as cute as tannie
taeberry: definitely not as cute as tannie
taeberry: looks like a wet mop
kookiebun: a dirty wep mop
taeberry: lmaoooo yes a dirty mop
sleepysuga: alright
sleepysuga: says the owner of the fat squirrel
cuddlymochi: DID YOU JUST CALL YEONTAN FAT
cuddlymochi: TAKE IT BACK
lovebugjoon: guys pls
kookiebun: HOW DARE YOU
sunshinehobi: i mean he’s pretty round
cuddlymochi: I’M GOING TO DESTROY YOU BOTH HOW DARE YOU CALL MY BABY FAT
lovebugjoon: guys they're just dogs
modelstatus: HOW DARE YOU DENY MICKEY AS THE CUTEST DOG
sunshinehobi: EXACTLY
sleepysuga: don’t ever call my gorgeous chocolate doggy holly a dirty mop
sleepysuga: i’ll end you
lovebugjoon: they’re ALL cute
kookiebun: tbh better than the ragged rabbit
sleepysuga: the what
kookiebun: the ragged rabbit
kookiebun: mickey
sunshinehobi: YOU HAVE LESS THAN A SECOND TO TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE I DROWN YOU
modelstatus: TAKE IT BACK YOU HOE
kookiebun: not unless you take back calling yeontan fat
lovebugjoon: all of our dogs are cute guys
lovebugjoon: its okay
taeberry: stan yeontan
sunshinehobi: NEVER
sleepysuga: stop whining about your ferrets and accept holly as the cutest dog
cuddlymochi: FERRETS??
sunshinehobi: FERRETS?!?!
modelstatus: F E R R E TS?!
lovebugjoon: none of them look like ferrets they’re all beautiful
sunshinehobi: THE ONLY FERRET LOOKING THING HERE IS YEONTAN
taeberry: jimin
cuddlymochi: yes, taehyung?
taeberry: destroy him
cuddlymochi: yes, taehyung.
sunshinehobi: oh fUCK
sleepysuga: they’re wrestling
sleepysuga: this means i win holly is the cutest
kookiebun: honestly...
kookiebun: holly’s so fluffy and soft i love him
sleepysuga: aw thanks
sleepysuga: not as fluffy as yeontan
lovebugjoon: are you-
modelstatus: ikr yeontan’s fur is so silky isn’t it
taeberry: it really is
taeberry: mickey is so nice and silky too tho
sunshinehobi: tbh i think holly is the softest
lovebugjoon: i can’t stand you all
[sleepysuga, memeturtle chat]
sleepysuga: can you come get your boyfriend
sleepysuga: please
memeturtle: what’s happening
memeturtle: is he okay?
sleepysuga: well
sleepysuga: he got into a pretty violent pillow fight with jimin
sleepysuga: and its turning less from pillows and more into fists
memeturtle: why aren’t you pulling them apart then??
sleepysuga: i’m protecting his dog
memeturtle: you-
memeturtle: i’m coming but if jimin breaks my face its on you
sleepysuga: deal