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modelstatus: jimin and hobi we’re getting drunk tonight
sunshinehobi: huh
cuddlymochi: okay!
sunshinehobi: ???
sunshinehobi: you're not gonna question that??
cuddlymochi: nope!
modelstatus: namjoon and yoongi are having a sleepover
modelstatus: so i’m staying with you guys
sunshinehobi: ohhhh sorry hyungie i’m staying with hyungwon tonight
modelstatus: that's gay
cuddlymochi: hyungie!!! lets get wasted!!!
modelstatus: yes!!!
sleepysuga: we’re not having a sleepover
modelstatus: wdym
modelstatus: aren’t you staying at joon’s
sleepysuga: yes but don’t call it a sleepover we’re not 5
modelstatus: but its literally a sleepover
sleepysuga: i’m staying overnight
modelstatus: sleepover
lovebugjoon: cmon yoongi aren’t you excited for our slumber party??
sleepysuga: no
lovebugjoon: :(
lovebugjoon: btw has anyone seen jungkook
lovebugjoon: he’s in the class i TA for and it started ten minutes ago
cuddlymochi: oop
modelstatus: what am i gonna do with that child
taeberry: he’s on his way :D
lovebugjoon: oh good
cuddlymochi: what’s that face for
taeberry: :D
cuddlymochi: what do you know
taeberry: :D
kookiebun: I’M SORRY JOONIE HYUNG I’LL BE THERE IN A FEW MINUTES KJSHDK
lovebugjoon: are you okay?
kookiebun: YES
taeberry: :D
modelstatus: tae what are you hiding
taeberry: nothing :D
modelstatus: taehyung
taeberry: he was just busy :D
cuddlymochi: ...doing what
taeberry: nothing important :D
cuddlymochi: kim taehyung
taeberry: he was helping me :D
modelstatus: with what
taeberry: thats private information :D
cuddlymochi: tae.
[cuddlymochi, taeberry chat]
taeberry: he was fucking me
cuddlymochi: oh my god
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cuddlymochi: JUNGKOOK YOU’RE A JUVENILE DELINGQUENT
taeberry: NO BE QUIET
cuddlymochi: THEY WERE FUCKING
modelstatus: I CAN’T STAND YOU TWO
kookiebun: I’M SORURYRYOSDHK
lovebugjoon: you’re late to class because you were fucking
kookiebun: I HAVE NO EXCUSE I’M SORRY
lovebugjoon: i’m writing you up
kookiebun: JOONIE PLS
sunshinehobi: okay but is anyone surprised
cuddlymochi: i am
cuddlymochi: jungkook being late to a class that joonie’s in is shocking
sunshinehobi: good point
modelstatus: taehyung you’re such a bad influence
taeberry: HE SAID IT WOULD BE FINE
taeberry: HE SAID HE WOULDN’T BE LATE
kookiebun: no matter how many times we try we’re just not capable of quickies
cuddlymochi: whaaaat but they’re so good why not
kookiebun: he’s too addicting
kookiebun: i need to take my time with him!!!
sunshinehobi: gross
kookiebun: anywAY I’M HERE JOONIE PLS DON’T YELL AT ME
lovebugjoon: no promises
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[eunwoo, kookiebun chat]
eunwoo: i saw you with namjoon
eunwoo: you’re so pathetic following him around like a fucking dog
kookiebun: thanks bro
eunwoo: shut up
eunwoo: you know you’re not good enough to associate with him
kookiebun: yep i know
eunwoo: then why do you try
eunwoo: you really think he’s gonna stick around
eunwoo: he won’t have time for a dumbass like you
kookiebun: yep
eunwoo: you’re so annoying
eunwoo: why do you act like these people care about you
eunwoo: you’re so desperate
eunwoo: you know no one loves you and yet you follow them around
eunwoo: just give up jungkook
kookiebun: already have thanks to you
eunwoo: wow look you did something intelligent
eunwoo: god i can’t wait to see you all alone
eunwoo: gonna be so fucking satisifying
eunwoo: just imagine how its gonna feel when namjoon turns his back on you
eunwoo: and taehyung realizes you’ll never be enough for him
eunwoo: i bet even seokjin will leave you too
kookiebun: you keep saying the same shit are you gonna come up with anything original
eunwoo: i don’t need to
eunwoo: i know what bothers you jungkook
eunwoo: i know you rely on them so much
eunwoo: but i also know that you won’t be with them forever
eunwoo: because you’re fucking obnoxious and self centered
eunwoo: a complete child
eunwoo: they don’t love you
eunwoo: they really don’t
[taeberry, kookiebun chat]
kookiebun: hey baby i’m really sorry but i gotta go to the studio for a few hours
kookiebun: i’ll be back around dinner time
taeberry: awww but i thought we were gonna do homework cuddles
kookiebun: i know :(
kookiebun: coach wants me to help a few people with the choreo
taeberry: are you still having lunch with yoongi?
kookiebun: yeah :)
taeberry: okay well have fun! <3
kookiebun: see you later baby
[kookie protection squad]
taeberry: jimin didn’t you say the dance studio is closed today
cuddlymochi: yeah it is why
taeberry: then why is jungkook going there to “help some people with the choreo”
cuddlymochi: oh well i guess that's possible
cuddlymochi: we go when its closed sometimes
taeberry: i am suspicious
sunshinehobi: idk who coach would want him to help
sunshinehobi: everyone is doing pretty good right now
sleepysuga: i saw him today for lunch
sleepysuga: he’s not okay
taeberry: wdym
sleepysuga: he just looks sad
sleepysuga: i can see it in his eyes
sleepysuga: i tried to get him no to go
sleepysuga: he’s going through something
modelstatus: something is clearly wrong with him and we’ve been ignoring it for too long
modelstatus: this can’t just be class stress because he’s doing well right now
sunshinehobi: kookie :(
modelstatus: we need to talk to him
taeberry: lets all get lunch tomorrow
lovebugjoon: sounds good
cuddlymochi: i hope he tells us :(
cuddlymochi: i hate not knowing
sunshinehobi: me too
cuddlymochi: baby deserves to be happy :(((
modelstatus: we’ll get it out of him tomorrow
modelstatus: and whatever it is we’ll help him through it
modelstatus: he’ll be okay
taeberry: :(
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[modelstatus, cuddlymochi chat]
modelstatus: I’M ON MY WAY ARE YOU READY TO PARTYYYYY
cuddlymochi: YASSSS LETS GET FADED
cuddlymochi: BUT NOT TOO FADED BECAUSE JUNGKOOK
modelstatus: oh shit you’re right
modelstatus: wait maybe we shouldn’t drink
cuddlymochi: …
cuddlymochi: maybe you’re right
modelstatus: movie?
cuddlymochi: a funny one
modelstatus: lets cuddle
cuddlymochi: obviously
modelstatus: sounds perfect
cuddlymochi: omg we haven’t cuddled in so long???
cuddlymochi: HYUNGIE WE HAVEN’T HUNG OUT IN SO LONG
modelstatus: I KNOW D:
modelstatus: i miss my cuddly mochi :(((
cuddlymochi: HURRY UP GET OVER HERE I WANT HUGS
modelstatus: so needy
cuddlymochi: you’re the only one who ever indulges me
modelstatus: what about yoongi
cuddlymochi: he doesn’t count
cuddlymochi: you always pet me :D
modelstatus: that’s because you’re cute
cuddlymochi: can you play with my hair
modelstatus: don’t i always
cuddlymochi: a-and can i sit in your lap
modelstatus: of course <3
cuddlymochi: best hyung
modelstatus: damn right
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lovebugjoon: how did i live with yoongi
lovebugjoon: he's so grumpy
sunshinehobi: are you cuddling with him?
lovebugjoon: hell no
sunshinehobi: well that's why he's grumpy
cuddlymochi: ^
cuddlymochi: he gets mad without cuddles
lovebugjoon: sucks to be him
sleepysuga: i'm grumpy because namjoon is a lumbering oaf
lovebugjoon: HEY
taeberry: where's the lie
sleepysuga: he stepped on my laptop
lovebugjoon: well why did you leave it on the floor huh
sleepysuga: why don't you look where you're going huh
lovebugjoon: why is everything always my fault
sleepysuga: because it is
lovebugjoon: this is why you sucked as a roommate
lovebugjoon: you always blame me!!!
sleepysuga: because you always break things
lovebugjoon: thats not true!!!
modelstatus: it is true joonie
lovebugjoon: >:(
lovebugjoon: my roommate is a bully
sleepysuga: only for you <3
cuddlymochi: what are you guys doing?
cuddlymochi: bc seokjin and i are cuddling and watching comedy movies
sunshinehobi: that's so domestic omg when did you guys start dating
modelstatus: we've always been dating
cuddlymochi: we're married didn't you know
sunshinehobi: okay then
sleepysuga: he's supposed to be helping me compose this damn song but he'd rather talk about trees
lovebugjoon: IT WAS JUST AN ANALOGY GOD
sleepysuga: it was a stupid analogy
lovebugjoon: you're a stupid analogy
sunshinehobi: i think we should leave them alone
cuddlymochi: agreed
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lovebugjoon: HOW DO YOU GUYS SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOONGI
lovebugjoon: HE’S SO RUDE
sleepysuga: me?
sleepysuga: i forgot how hard it is to sleep with someone who snores like a fucking moose
lovebugjoon: I GOT BETTER AFTER SURGERY OKAY
sleepysuga: you still snore like a moose
lovebugjoon: THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO HIT ME
sleepysuga: stop snoring like a moose
modelstatus: its three in the morning.
lovebugjoon: I KNOW
lovebugjoon: HE’S STILL THROWING THINGS AT ME
sunshinehobi: build a pillow wall
lovebugjoon: he stole all the goddamn pillows
sleepysuga: because you won't cuddle with me
lovebugjoon: i only cuddle with certain people
sleepysuga: i thought i was your best friend
sleepysuga: cuddle with me
lovebugjoon: i only cuddle with seokjin and taehyung
lovebugjoon: oh and jungkookie <3
sleepysuga: discrimination
modelstatus: you guys were roommates for like two years how did this happen
lovebugjoon: he’s grumpy as fuck that's how
sleepysuga: i’m grumpy because its three a.m. and there’s a moose sleeping next to me
lovebugjoon: I’M DONE
sunshinehobi: it doesn't sound like your sleepover is going very well
sleepysuga: its not a fucking sleepover
lovebugjoon: you're such a buzzkill
modelstatus: well jimin and i are having a lovely time so goodnight!!
cuddlymochi: sweet dreams!!
lovebugjoon: UGH