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[memeturtle, kookiebun chat]
memeturtle: jungkook!!!
memeturtle: hobi told me what happened with your friends :(
memeturtle: i’m really sorry
memeturtle: if you need anything i’m always here for you
kookiebun: aww thank you
memeturtle: try not to take what they said to heart
memeturtle: they’re just jealous because you’re hot and smart and talented
memeturtle: and you have a hot boyfriend
kookiebun: shdskajdh
kookiebun: thank you lmaooo
memeturtle: no really, you’re amazing
memeturtle: i genuinely believe that and i know lots of others do to
kookiebun: that means a lot
kookiebun: thanks :)))
[bunnyho, kookiebun chat]
bunnyho: hi kookie!!
[kookiebun, taeberry chat]
kookiebun: TAE HEKSHDSKJ
kookiebun: TAETAE
taeberry: WHATS WRONG
kookiebun: WONHO
kookiebun: IS TEXTING ME
taeberry: SHIT
taeberry: DON’T FUCK IT UP LIKE I DID
taeberry: YOU GOT THIS
kookiebun: OKAY
[bunnyho, kookiebun chat]
bunnyho: i heard from hyungwon about your friends
bunnyho: do you want me to beat anyone up?
bunnyho: they’re all small i could break them in half for ya :D
kookiebun: that would be lovely
bunnyho: cool
bunnyho: you’re so cool you know that?
bunnyho: and cute
bunnyho: idk what their problem is
kookiebun: omg shut up thank you
kookiebun: thats so sweet
bunnyho: i mean it!
bunnyho: how could anyone not like you :(
[kookiebun, taeberry chat]
kookiebun: TAE I CAN’T DO THIS
taeberry: YES YOU CAN
kookiebun: NO HE’S SO CUTEJBSKDJH
taeberry: DON’T BE A BITCH
taeberry: SEOKJIN DIDN’T RAISE NO BITCH
kookiebun: OMFKJDHDHJ
kookiebun:
[screenshot]
kookiebun: I CANNOT
taeberry: omg
taeberry: YOU’RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE
taeberry: KEEP GOING
[kookiebun, bunnyho chat]
kookiebun: haha thanks
kookiebun: i appreciate it :))
bunnyho: ofc <3
bunnyho: i’m always here if you need it!
[kookiebun, taeberry chat]
kookiebun: I DID IT
kookiebun: I FINISHED THE CONVERSATION
kookiebun: WITHOUT BEING STUPID
taeberry: IM PROUD OF YOU
taeberry: ARE WE GETTING LAID
kookiebun: no :(
taeberry: you have failed me
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[space butterflies]
sunshinehobi: I KICKED HYUNJAE OFF THE TEAM HAHAHA
cuddlymochi: IT WAS SO FUNNY HSJDKJHDS
cuddlymochi: HE CRIED
lovebugjoon: i’m so proud of you
modelstatus: HE CRIED LMAO
modelstatus: HOBI YOU DID GOOD
sunshinehobi: THANK YOU
sleepysuga: we need more details than that
kookiebun: omg hobi you’re my hero
kookiebun: what happened
sunshinehobi: i waited for him to mess up
sunshinehobi: bc i knew he would lolol
cuddlymochi: shady
sunshinehobi: and then i gave him that look
sleepysuga: the scary hobi face?
sunshinehobi: the scary hobi face.
sleepysuga: that poor soul
cuddlymochi: he was so intimidating
cuddlymochi: he did it so quietly but so rudely
cuddlymochi: it was sooooo funny
sunshinehobi: i just very blatantly told him he’s ruining the team
sunshinehobi: and told him to get out
sunshinehobi: and never come back :D
sleepysuga: thats my boy
modelstatus: beautiful
kookiebun: hyungie i love you
cuddlymochi: hyunjae wanted to fight back i could see it
cuddlymochi: but then he saw me uwu
cuddlymochi: and ran uwu
taeberry: thats hot
cuddlymochi: tyvm
lovebugjoon: i guess we should never mess with the sun
lovebugjoon: its still technically a giant unruly burning ball of boiling plasma so
modelstatus: hobi’s true self
sunshinehobi: :D
sunshinehobi: only when someone hurts my jungkookie
kookiebun: <3
taeberry: btw how are you and hyungwon
taeberry: you haven’t talked about him in a while
sunshinehobi: i haven’t??
sunshinehobi: we went on an ice cream date last night it was so cute <3
cuddlymochi: awww
sleepysuga: is he still being a good bf?
sleepysuga: treating you right?
sunshinehobi: what kind of question is that
sunshinehobi: he’s perfect <3 <3 <3 <3
sleepysuga: just making sure
cuddlymochi: yoongi
sleepysuga: yes angel
cuddlymochi: we’re breaking up
sleepysuga: why angel
cuddlymochi: because
cuddlymochi: you belong with hoseok
taeberry: HAHAHDSJHDJSKH
kookiebun: oof
sleepysuga: excuse me
cuddlymochi: YOU’RE SO IN LOVE WITH HIM PLS
cuddlymochi: DON’T PLAY DUMB
sleepysuga: i can no longer read
cuddlymochi: KSJDHSKJH
sunshinehobi: yoongi’s not in love with me
sunshinehobi: ...sadly
cuddlymochi: yes he is
modelstatus: yes he is
lovebugjoon: yes he is
sleepysuga: very funny
modelstatus: ITS LIKE
modelstatus: HOBI IS TO YOONGI
modelstatus: WHAT NAMJOON IS TO JUNGKOOK
modelstatus: KINDA
sleepysuga: other way around hyung
sunshinehobi: yeah other way around
modelstatus: WAIT I SCREWED UP
modelstatus: HOBI IS TO YOONGI
modelstatus: WHAT JUNGKOOK IS TO NAMJOON
sleepysuga: there we go
sunshinehobi: yeah pretty accurate
sunshinehobi: i love my yoongi hyungie
sleepysuga: <3
taeberry: fun fact
taeberry: seokjin is to me
taeberry: what namjoon is to jungkook :D
modelstatus: tae pls you’re so cute
modelstatus: i’m not that special what are you talking about
taeberry: HYUNG
taeberry: YOU’RE A MODELING-ACTING-SINGING-WRITING-ARTISTIC-COMEDY GENIUS
taeberry: EVERYTHING I WANT TO BE
modelstatus: STOP I’M GOING TO CRY
cuddlymochi: that was really cute omg
cuddlymochi: you haven't noticed hyung?
cuddlymochi: tae worships you
modelstatus: :O
[modelstatus, taeberry chat]
modelstatus: IS THAT TRUE
taeberry: of course
modelstatus: that's so adorable
modelstatus: i literally love you so much
taeberry: i love you more!!!
modelstatus: <3 <3 <3 <3
[space butterflies]
cuddlymochi: now that we’re confessing
cuddlymochi: hobi is the namjoon to my jungkook
sunshinehobi: awwwwww
sunshinehobi: my heart
modelstatus: namjoon who’s the you to your jungkook
kookiebun: why are we the phrase
modelstatus: because you two are disgustingly in love
modelstatus: platonically
modelstatus: sort of
kookiebun: fair enough
lovebugjoon: lots of people
lovebugjoon: i’m not sure
taeberry: he’s too smart to look up to anyone
taeberry: he’s basically god
lovebugjoon: omg no
cuddlymochi: yoongi how about you
sleepysuga: eminem
modelstatus: LMAO
taeberry: ew yoongi no
taeberry: you can’t look up to a white man
cuddlymochi: HAHAHADGGD
kookiebun: FACTS
sleepysuga: good point
sleepysuga: bang sihyuk
lovebugjoon: the producer???
sunshinehobi: hITMaN bAnG
sleepysuga: i’m kidding
sleepysuga: idk if i have one
sleepysuga: hobi just makes me smile
cuddlymochi: GAY
kookiebun: miss me with that gay shit
modelstatus: this is exactly what we’re talking about yoongi
sleepysuga:
sleepysuga: i have no idea what you’re talking about
cuddlymochi: GODDAMN I CAN’T LEAVE THEM HOME ALONE FOR TWO SECONDS
cuddlymochi: IF YOU’RE MAKING OUT DON’T DO IT ON MY BED
taeberry: wait a minute
[sunshine couple]
taeberry: HYUNGWON
taeberry: HYUNGWON
sunshinehobi: TAEHYUNG ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
memeturtle: who’s he cheating on me with now
memeturtle: or did you have another nude to send me
taeberry: FUCK U
taeberry: NEVERMIND
sunshinehobi: lol wonnie
sunshinehobi: i love you baby
memeturtle: <3
[sleepysuga, cuddlymochi chat]
sleepysuga:
sleepysuga: don’t worry
sleepysuga: my heart is all yours
cuddlymochi: that's so cheesy but you’re so fucking cUTE
cuddlymochi:
cuddlymochi: my heart is yours too
sleepysuga: you’re so beautiful its so unfair
cuddlymochi: no you
sleepysuga: no
sleepysuga: you.
sleepysuga: the prettiest
cuddlymochi: <3 <3