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Communication

Summary:

Dean gets Cas a phone, and antics ensue. Gabriel plays tricks, everyone ships Destiel, and Cas attempts to master "the native tongue of the cellular phone."

Notes:

This is basically going to be something I work on when normal, sensible ideas escape me. It's not really working towards any plot in particular, just good old random crazy humor. With that in mind, enjoy! It's actually been fun to write.

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Hey Cas, look! I get to send you your first text! Welcome to the modern world. -Dean

Thank you Dean. I look forward to this new experience. I am curious how so many humans have spent so much time on these devices. -Cas

Well, it's a convenient way to talk, especially when you're gone off to who knows where all the time. -Dean

I am fighting wars, Dean. -Cas

Yeah sure.  Whatever. Come home sometimes at least. -Dean

Home? -Cas

Wait -Dean

No -Dean

Shit -Dean

That's not what I meant -Dean

Oh. I see. -Cas

No, wait -Dean

Dammit -Dean

I mean, it could be.  You know... If you wanted it to be. -Dean

Cas? -Dean

You would really do that for me? -Cas

Yeah. Of course, Cas. You're family now. -Dean

...I will see you this afternoon. -Cas

Yeah. Sure. I'll find you a room. -Dean

If you really want to be here, I mean. -Dean

I mean you don't have to feel obligated -Dean

Dean -Cas

Yeah? -Dean

Thank you. -Cas

Yeah, of course.  It's nothing.  See you later. -Dean

Goodbye, Dean. -Cas