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TheGremlin added AdamAndLeave, Takashit, Princess, LongestYeeBoiEver, HereQueerAndChaotic, GordonRamseyWannabe, CryinInTheClub, and ShayOfSunshine to Hell School 2018

Hell School 2018

11:27 pm

TheGremlin: welcom children

TheGremlin: wait

CryinInTheClub: welcom

GordonRamseyWannabe: welcom

ShayOfSunshine: welcom

LongestYeeBoiEver: welcom

HereQueerAndChaotic: welcom

TheGremlin: not you too Keith

Takashit: anywho, what is this pidge

TheGremlin: a group chat

Takashit: why

TheGremilin: to survive highschool

AdamAndLeave: they have a point

Takashit: D:

Takashit: a betrayal™

LongestYeeBoiEver: oh no they’re being couple-y, save me

TheGremlin: anywhoozle

HereQueerAndChaotic: that’s not a word pidge

TheGremlin: did i ask for your opinion emo boy?

CryinInTheClub: aldfgaigfiquegf;iqegf

HereQueerAndChaotic: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

TheGremlin : that’s what i fucking thought

TheGremlin: anyway, introductions motherfuckers

TheGremlin: name/nickname, pronouns, sexuality, grade, hogwarts house, and whatever the fuck else you want ya funky little people

GordonRamseyWannabe : pidge you’re literally shorter than everyone here

TheGremlin: since hunk had to call me out he’s going first

GordonRamseyWannabe: fine,

GordonRamseyWannabe: hi I’m hunk, he/him, panromantic-ace, freshman, hufflepuff, and I love my girlfriend, that is all

ShayOfSunshine: <3

GordonRamseyWannabe: <3

LongestYeeBoiEver: oh g r e a t two couples in the chat, just what i wanted on this fine Sunday

TheGremlin: since you insulted hunay, ur next mathematics

LongestYeeBoiEver: wow such good insult 10/10

TheGremlin : Matthew

LongestYeeBoiEver: fine

LongestYeeBoiEver: I’m matt, he/him, bisexual disaster, junior, ravenclaw, and brother to the gremlin who created this

TheGremlin: good, lance, ur next

CryinInTheClub: hi I’m lance! he/him, bi, freshman, hufflepuff, (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

TheGremlin: good, emo boy you’re next

HereQueerAndChaotic: im keith, he/him, gay, freshman, gryffindor

Takashit: Keith is also a reformed emo

TheGremlin: pfffttt, “reformed”

LongestYeeBoiEver: he blasts panic at the disco constantly

CryinInTheClub: panic isn’t even emo anymore, have y’all heard pray for the wicked

HereQueerAndChaotic: Y’KNOW WHAT HOLTS,

HereQueerAndChaotic: SQUARE UP

CryinInTheClub: that’s not a good idea dude

GordonRamseyWannabe: uh yeah, messing with pidge is not a safe idea

HereQueerAndChaotic: i grew up with them, i know what I’m getting into

HereQueerAndChaotic: also i have a knife

Takashit: Keith no

HereQueerAndChaotic: Keith yes

TheGremlin: anywho, shiro you’re next

HereQueerAndChaotic: we’re coming back to this pidge, mark my words

Takashit: hello, I’m shiro, he/him, gay, junior, gryffindor

HereQueerAndChaotic: and he accidentally bleached his hair white like a dumbass

Takashit: you little-

TheGremlin: ADAM YOU’RE NEXT

AdamAndLeave: [ sighs ] I’m Adam, he/him, gay, junior, slytherin and the dumbass with the bleached hair is (unfortunately) my boyfriend

Takashit: i cannot believe this level of betrayal

AdamAndLeave: ily <3

Takashit: ily2

TheGremlin: disgusting

LongestYeeBoiEver: disgusting

TheGremlin: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

LongestYeeBoiEver: ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

TheGremlin: ALLURA YOUR TURN

Princess: hi! I’m allura, she/her, pansexual, junior, ravenclaw and I moved to the states from the UK 2 years ago so that’s why i have a slight British accent

CryinInTheClub: a goddess amongst us mere mortals

Princess: <3

TheGremlin: shay, go

ShayOfSunshine: hi!! im shay, she/her, biromantic-ace, freshman, hufflepuff and i love my boyfriend <3

GordonRamseyWannabe: <3

TheGremlin: well, im pidge, they/them, gayce, freshman, slytherin

TheGremlin: see yall next week when school starts

GordonRamseyWannabe: bold of you to assume that i wont be seeing my lovely girlfriend before them

CryinInTheClub: bold of you to assume i wont drag you out for some social interaction before school starts

TheGremlin: fuck

Takashit: language

TheGremlin: English

HereQueerAndChaotic: English

HereQueerAndChaotic: fuk

AdamAndLeave: stfu all of you, its almost midnight, shouldn’t you be fixing your sleeping patterns for school?

CryinInTheClub: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TheGremlin: to be fair i never had a normal sleeping pattern

HereQueerAndChaotic: then why are you up adam

AdamAndLeave: because you fuckers are blowing up my phone at this unholy hour

AdamAndLeave: stfu and sleep

Takashit: i love my boyfriend

AdamAndLeave: that means you too kashi

Takashit: hnnnnnnnnnnggggggg

Takashit: ok gn <3

AdamAndLeave: <3

TheGremlin: thats so disgusting, i just might go to sleep

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Hell School 2018

5:32 am

CryinInTheClub: HELLO EVERYONE

CryinInTheClub: ITS THE FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL AND IM ABOUT TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK WOOOOOO

GordonRamseyWannabe: 1) how much caffeine have you had today lance and 2) b r e a t h e, today is freshman orientation, literally only freshman will be there

CryinInTheClub: 1) an indeterminate amount 2) that makes me feel a little better but not really

TheGremlin: indeterminate amount

HereQueerAndChaotic: wh

HereQueerAndChaotic: wait school starts today

Takashit: yes it’s freshman orientation u dumbass

HereQueerAndChaotic: crip

Takashit: you stayed up all night watching buzzfeed unsolved didn’t you?

HereQueerAndChaotic: I cannot answer yes or no to that question

Takashit: Keith

TheGremlin: I’m debating whether or not to expose keith atm

TheGremlin: should I?

CryinInTheClub: yes.

CryinInTheClub: only so I can forget about my own suffering

TheGremlin: it has been decided

TheGremlin: Keith and I stayed up all night binging buzzfeed Unsolved together via rabbit

HereQueerAndChaotic: thats it

HereQueerAndChaotic: im killing pidge as soon as we get to school

Takashit: Keith no

AdamAndLeave: of fucking course you little shits had to wake me up at the ass crack of dawn on my last day of summer

AdamAndLeave:  why am I not surprised that Keith is threatening murder and pidge is being a little gremlin

LongestYeeBoiEver: because that’s simply their nature

LongestYeeBoiEver: they are terrifying when they team up

TheGremlin: team cryptid for the win

CryinInTheClub: ok this made me feel 100% better

CryinInTheClub: I’m leaving for the bus now woop de doop

GordonRamseyWannabe: sounds fun

GordonRamseyWannabe: wait can’t yoir sister bring you

GordonRamseyWannabe: crap

TheGremlin: yoir

HereQueerAndChaotic: yoir

CryinInTheClub: yoir

ShayOfSunshine: yoir

GordonRamseyWannabe: wow even my girlfriends out here roasting me

TheGremlin: Shay did you get up just to roast hunk

ShayOfSunshine: yes.

CryinInTheClub: jsnshsesgshsbsgjdbdh

CryinInTheClub: and to answer your question hunk

CryinInTheClub: she refuses to

HereQueerAndChaotic: why?

CryinInTheClub: something abt not wanting to deal with a bitch ass freshman

CryinInTheClub: I’ll convince her to take me by at least second semester

CryinInTheClub: and if I can’t convince her I’ll just tell mama and she’ll make her drive me

AdamAndLeave:...you’re talking about Veronica right

CryinInTheClub: yup

AdamAndLeave: sounds like her alright

CryinInTheClub: she refuses to take me but takes Rachel, even though we’re literally the same age

TheGremlin: sounds rough buddy

HereQueerAndChaotic: you have a twin lance?

CryinInTheClub: yup! I’m ~technically~ the youngest but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

HereQueerAndChaotic: oh.

HereQueerAndChaotic: that’s cool

TheGremlin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

LongestYeeBoiEver: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

CryinInTheClub:...what is that supposed to mean

HereQueerAndChaotic: ?

TheGremlin: absolutely nothing

LongestYeeBoiEver: ^^

CryinInTheClub:,,,,, ur lucky I have to leave rn

TheGremlin: ;))))))))))

Princess: oh dear

Hell School 2018

7:11 am

CryinInTheClub: so what’s everyone’s schedule like

TheGremlin: too much honors

GordonRamseyWannabe: ^^

HereQueerAndChaotic: same

ShayOfSunshine: yeah

CryinInTheClub: so in other words we’re all gonna die this year

CryinInTheClub: cool cool cool no doubt no doubt

HereQueerAndChaotic: heh, nice b99 reference

CryinInTheClub: thanks!

TheGremlin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

LongestYeeBoiEver: you children are weak

LongestYeeBoiEver: wait until you’re in hella ap classes

LongestYeeBoiEver: that’s when you truly die

AdamAndLeave: he’s not wrong

Princess: yeaaaaah, ap classes are hell on earth

TheGremlin: then why the fuck are y’all taking them

Princess: because college credit

TheGremlin: shit u rite

CryinInTheClub: anyway

CryinInTheClub: could everyone send a pic of their schedules? So I know if i have any classes or lunch with y’all

CryinInTheClub: lancesschedule.jpg

GordonRamseyWannabe: hunksschedule.jpg

TheGremlin: pidgesschedule.jpg

HereQueerAndChaotic: keithsschedule.jpg

CryinInTheClub: you too adults

LongestYeeBoiEver: fine

LongestYeeBoiEver: mattsschedule.jpg

Princess,,,mm: allurasschedule.jpg

AdamAndLeave: adamsschedule.jpg

AdamAndLeave: I’ll send takashis because he’s probably driving

AdamAndLeave: shirosschedule.jpg

HereQueerAndChaotic: ...I’m not gonna question why you have his schedule

CryinInTheClub: so it looks like I have lunch with Keith shiro and adam

HereQueerAndChaotic: great we have to deal with adashi

CryinInTheClub: sounds fun

TheGremlin: laughs in lunch with matt allura hunk and shay

CryinInTheClub: no fair you have lunch with the pure couple

Takashit: D:

HereQueerAndChaotic: he’s not lying

HereQueerAndChaotic: you two are disgusting

TheGremlin: well there’s the bell

LongestYeeBoiEver: have fun you funky little gays

TheGremlin: we’ll do our best

HereQueerAndChaotic > Takashit

11:43 am

HereQueerAndChaotic: so………...lance is a lot more attractive than I remember him being

Takashit: to be fair the last time you saw him in person was in 7th grade

Takashit: everyone looks a mess in 7th grade

HereQueerAndChaotic: yeah you’re right

HereQueerAndChaotic: rememberer how I had a crush on him in 7th grade

Takashit: how could I forget

HereQueerAndChaotic: well,,,,,,,,,,,, i might still have a crush on him

Takashit: you fucking disaster gay

HereQueerAndChaotic: thanks for the advice shiro, it was super helpful

Takashit: idfk go ask adam he would know what to do in this situation

HereQueerAndChaotic: all he’ll do is make fun of me

HereQueerAndChaotic: I’m just gonna repress my feelings and hope this crush doesn’t get and worse

Takashit: well that’s one way of dealing with it

HereQueerAndChaotic: that’s how you dealt with your crush on adam dumbass

Takashit: shit u rite

CryinInTheClub > GordonRamseyWannabe

11:46 am

CryinInTheClub: how in the hell does Keith make a mullet look attractive

GordonRamseyWannabe: wh

GordonRamseyWannabe: uh

GordonRamseyWannabe: genetics?

GordonRamseyWannabe: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

CryinInTheClub: huh

CryinInTheClub: well imma go before my biology teacher catches me on my phone

GordonRamseyWannabe: why are you texting me in class

CryinInTheClub: why are you responding

GordonRamseyWannabe: ya got me there bud

GordonRamseyWannabe: wait you just called keith attractive

GordonRamseyWannabe: lance

GordonRamseyWannabe > TheGremlin

12:02 am

GordonRamseyWannabe: lancecalledkeithattractive.jpg

GordonRamseyWannabe: what does this mean

TheGremlin: It means we wait

GordonRamseyWannabe: that’s so ominous why

TheGremlin: because that’s my job

Hell School 2018

12:03

CryinInTheClub: why does keith have a mullet

Takashit: ajjsdjufhjjwjdjejdhhd

Takashit : a mullet

CryinInTheClub: no I’m genuinely curious, why

HereQueerAndChaotic: McScuse

TheGremlin: ajshshdhhsdh

Takashit: [sighs] because he refuses to cut his hair and therefore it just,,,,,,, looks like that

Takashit: I’d blame his mom tbh

HereQueerAndChaotic: be careful what you say next about my mother

Takashit: her hair isn’t much better

Takashit: its somehow a natural rat tail

GordonRamseyWannabe: wh

CryinInTheClub: (wheeze)

HereQueerAndChaotic: that’s it

HereQueerAndChaotic: square up shiro

HereQueerAndChaotic: 1v1 me behind Denny’s

Takashit: wh

AdamAndLeave: sdiugfhuuhaerhfa

Takashit: not you too adam

AdamAndLeave: yes dad

Takashit: wh

AdamAndLeave: would you prefer i call you daddy?

HereQueerAndChaotic: CHANGE THE SUBJECT

HereQueerAndChaotic: PIDGE START DISCOURSE

TheGremlin: will do

CryinInTheClub: thats not a good idea keith

HereQueerAndChaotic: i know but its better than seeing my pseudo brother get called daddy by his boyfriend

CryinInTheClub: fair enough

TheGremlin: ok discourse time @everyone

GordonRamseyWannabe: oh dear

TheGremlin: coffee vs tea

TheGremlin: go

PrincessAllura: tea

GordonRamseyWannabe: tea

CryinInTheClub: coffee

TheGremlin: coffee

Takashit: tea

HereQueerAndChaotic: coffee

LongestYeeBoiEver: COFFEE FOR THE WIN

ShayOfSunshine: tea

AdamAndLeave: tea

TheGremlin: well

TheGremlin: it looks as though 5 of us are heathens

Takashit: what the fuck did you just say you little gremlin

TheGremlin: oh look there’s the bell, gotta go

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Shiro looked up from his phone as he heard the sound of the car door opening and smiled. Keith tossed his backpack onto the floor of the car and climbed in settling back against his seat with a small ‘oof’.

“Well how was it?” Shiro asked expectantly, hoping that keith had a least had a decent first day.

“It was fine. It was nice to see everyone again.” Keith replied as he put on his seatbelt, avoiding Shiros eyes as he did so.

“Oh?” Shiro said raising an eyebrow and smirking. Keith turned to face him but before he could say anything the two boys were distracted by the sound of yelling coming from nearby.

Lance was yelling and gesticulating angrily at a blue car that was pulling out of the lot. “That’s Lance right?”, Shiro asked despite knowing that it was Lance, having met him on several different occasions via Adam.

“Yup.” replied Keith, still not looking away from the lanky figure of the boy in question. “I’m gonna ask him if he needs a ride, ok?” Shiro asked, looking over at Keith as he spoke. Keith gave him a small nod, eyes focused on Lance.

Shiro smiled to himself as he turned the keys in the ignition.

-

“TU MALDITO! LE VOY A DECIR A MAMÁ QUE NO NOS VAS A LLEVAR” Lance yelled at the retreating car. Lance sighed deeply and closed his eyes. Today was going so well and then Ronnie had to go and fucking ruin it like the bitch she was.

He sat down rather harshly on the concrete, pulling his phone out of the pocket of his shorts as he did so. He sighed as his hand hovered over the contact labeled “Mamá”. Before he was able to press it he heard the sound of a car approaching. Lance looked up to see a black car slowing next to him. Before he could run away because, there’s a creepy black car approaching me, the drivers side window rolled down revealing Shiro.

“Hey Lance, need a ride?”

Lance grinned instantly at this. Because him and Adam had grown up together he’d met Shiro many times over the years, even before they started dating (Lance had been on the receiving end of lots of Adams gay screaming)

“Yeah sure!” He said brightly, Shiro quirked a brow at this.

“¿Tu Mamá está bien con esto?” Shiro asked seeming concerned that he hadn’t asked his Mamá . Lance just grinned,

“Mi Mamá te quiere, no te preocupes.” He replied, standing up and grabbing his backpack as he did so.

“I didn’t know you spoke Spanish, Shiro.” came a soft voice from somewhere in the car, causing Shiro to turn his head, allowing Lance to catch sight of the speaker. Lance felt his breath catch in his throat for a moment as he caught sight of Keith. Fuck, he should not be allowed to be this cute. Lance shook his head gently as he climbed into the car.

“He only does because he wanted to impress Adam.” He told Keith with a smirk as he buckled himself in. Shiro made an indignantly shocked squeaky sound which caused Lance to burst into laughter.

-

Keith watched Lance laugh, transfixed by the joyful ways in which the boys face contorted. Keith turned to face Shiro the second he felt his eyes on him and was met with Shiros smirking face. This caused Keith to instantly scowl and turn to face the window. Shiro just chuckled and turned around to start driving.

After a few moments of comfortable silence Shiro asked,

“So Lance how’re you liking highschool so far?”

“Oh! It's good so far, I like that we get more freedoms than in middle school.”

“Like your teachers so far?”

“Yeah, they all seem pretty chill so far. I really like my Spanish teacher, she’s this little woman from Spain who has such a pretty accent, I really like her.”

“Ah, Ms. Escandro. Don’t you have her too, Keith?” Shiro said, not once taking his eyes off the road.

“Yeah.” Was Keiths reply.

“Don’t we have the same class Keith?” Lance asked. A small smile graced Keith’s face at this.

“Yeah, we do.”

“Nice so if you have any problems you can just ask me!” Lance replied, enthusiastically making finger guns at Keith, making his smile broader. By now they had pulled into a neighborhood that Keith didn’t recognize, the houses all gentle colors. It looked like suburbia.

Before Keith could say anything about that, they came to a slow stop in front of a gentle yellow two-story house with a large front porch on which a woman and two small children were. Keith assumed that the woman was Lances mom, and the kids were his niece and nephew.

“Well thanks for the ride Shiro! I’ll see you both tomorrow!” Lance said as he clambered out of the car.

“No problem kid, I’ll do it again if Veronica abandons you.”

“Thanks! See you guys tomorrow!” Lance said waving as he began to run up the driveway to the porch, about halfway up he began yelling in Spanish, likely about how his sister had abandoned him.

-

“So,” Shiro began.

“So?”

“You seemed to spend an awful lot of time staring at Lance.”

“Shut up.” Keith said, his face contorting into a scowl as he gave Shiro a light punch on his shoulder. Shiro smirked at this.

“Whatever, but don’t come to me when you decide you wanna act on those feelings.”

“Shiro I would never come to you for advice on that.”

“Wh-Hey!”

“I’d go to Adam. He has his life together more so than you do.”

Shiro made a ridiculously indignant sound at this.

“I am perfectly put together.”

“Yeah and I’m white.”

“How dare you-“

“Speak truth?”

“I hate this fucking family.”

“I’m sure mom would love to hear you say that to her face.”

“On second thought-“

“Exactly.”

“Shut up you useless gay.”

“You first.”

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Hell School

7:42 am

CryingInTheClub: hi yes is anyone else auditioning for the musical

CryingInTheClub: or doing crew

AdamAndLeave: I’m gay and have an unnecessary need for attention ofc I’m auditioning what do you take me for

Princess: for the lead role nonetheless

Takashit: [ sigh ] that’s my boyfriend

AdamAndLeave: you bet ur hot ass I am

Princess: anywhoozle

Princess: I will also be auditioning for one of the leads

HereQueerAndChaotic: I’m planning on signing up for crew, idk which yet

TheGremlin: imma sign up for sound crew

TheGremlin: them bitches better get ready for the full force of the holts

LongestYeeBoiEver: I can only fuck around so much as the crew head but

LongestYeeBoiEver: bet

Princess: shiro aren’t u applying to be stage manager?

Takashit: ye

Takashit: I was assistant stage manager for the last show last year so I think I might get it

CryingInTheClub: nice!!

GordonRamseyWannabe: I’m probs just gonna do publicity cause they’re always in need of people

ShayOfSunshine: I’m planning on trying out for one of the more central, but not lead characters

LongestYeeBoiEver: uhhh I’m a lil out of the loop what’s the musical again

AdamAndLeave: guys and dolls u uncultured swine

LongestYeeBoiEver: ah yes, which one r u trying out for

AdamAndLeave: probably Nathan because he doesn’t have to kiss anyone but I’ll give what they take me, if I have to pretend to be a het for The Role I will

CryingInTheClub: a dedicated actor, truly

AdamAndLeave: truly

Hell School

12:43 pm

Takashit: signuplinkno.1

Takashit: signuplinkno.2

Takashit: links for signing up for cast/crew

CryingInTheClub: bet

HereQueerAndChaotic: uhhhhh idk which crew I wanna do yet

Takashit: well I can give u a rundown of what each crew does if that’ll help?

HereQueerAndChaotic: shoot

Takashit: okay, this is also for u newbies so u know what each crew does

Takashit: costumes & makeup - they do quick changes, makeup, get people fitted etc, scenic - build the sets also move props on and off stage during shows, rigging - technically part of scenic but they do all the rigging with the curtains and everything (also do scenic stuff), props - makes/gets props for the show, lighting - does the lighting for shows, moving spotlights way up on the balcony all the time, sound - does the sound for shows, mics people up, and publicity - puts up posters, makes banners, does bios/headshots, and sells shit during shows

Takashit: also stage management + production things

HereQueerAndChaotic: that’s

HereQueerAndChaotic: a lot

Princess: what do you expect, it’s theater

HereQueerAndChaotic: true

CryingInTheClub: ok I’m signed up

AdamAndLeave: good auditions are this week, I can give you a ride if Ronnie’s still being a bitch

CryingInTheClub: nah dw mama yelled at her and now she has to drive me home or else she can’t see her gf outside of school

AdamAndLeave: yikes

TheGremlin: hey lance is Rachel doing crew or is she gonna audition

CryingInTheClub: well I know Ronnie’s gonna try for assistant stage manager and if she doesn’t get that she’ll still be co-crew head for costume & makeup and I think Rachel’s gonna do crew for now

GordonRamseyWannabe: festive

TheGremlin: my thoughts exactly

Hell school

9:34 am

CryingInTheClub: GUESS WHO GOT A CALL BACK BITCHES

CryingInTheClub: mE

AdamAndLeave: I did too so I’ll be driving u home tonight

Princess: I got one as well!!!

ShayOfSunshine: so did I!!

Takashit: let us know what roles u get when u find out

AdamAndLeave: you’ll be the first to know kashi <3

HereQueerAndChaotic: *whispers* granola bar

Takashit: HOW FUCKINNG DARW U U LIK SHIT

AdamAndLeave: how dare u my bf is no granola bar, although he is a whole as SNACC

Princess: 10/10 typos there

Takashit: hshshshshsh thank u Adam

AdamAndLeave: it’s my job bitch

Like the next week idk time is fake

Hell School

10:03

LongestYeeBoiEver: ok hoes it’s time, who got what role

AdamAndLeave: guess who’s gonna be Nathan Detroit

AdamAndLeave: ME BITCH

Takashit: thats my bf

TheGremlin: ayyyyy

CryingInTheClub: CONGRATS

HereQueerAndChaotic: nice

Princess: GUESS WHAT BITCH

Princess: IMMA BE UR FIANCÉE

Princess: in other words imma be Adelaide

ShayOfSunshine: that’s wonderful!!!

GordonRamseyWannabe: I’m so proud of u both, two of leads are gonna poc in a musical about white people

Princess: u bet ur fuckin ass that we’re gonna put those white bitches on broadway to shame

AdamAndLeave: fuck yeah

Takashit: that’s the love of my life

CryingInTheClub: now that the adults are done talking

CryingInTheClub: I GOT A P DECENT ROLE

CryingInTheClub: Harry the horse

AdamAndLeave: we got a bunch of scenes together bitch

CryingInTheClub: nice

TheGremlin: CONGRATS LANCE, I KNEW UR TWIGGY LIL ASS COULD DO IT

GordonRamseyWannabe: IM SO PROUD OF U BRO

CryingInTheClub: THANKS BRO

CryingInTheClub: NOW SHAY DID U GET A ROLE

ShayOfSunshine: yeah! I got mission ensemble

GordonRamseyWannabe: that’s!! my gf!!

Takashit: now that all the cast has told us their shit

Takashit: it’s crew time hoes

Takashit: crewlist.jpeg

AdamAndLeave: THATS MY BOYFRIEND WHOS NOW STAGE MANAGER HELL YEAH

CryingInTheClub: oh no

CryingInTheClub: Ronnie got asst stage manager now she’ll be INSUFFERABLE

CryingInTheClub: but congrats and all

LongestYeeBoiEver: oh nice pidge is on sound w me

TheGremlin: hell yeah I am

GordonRamseyWannabe: ayyy I’m on publicity

HereQueerAndChaotic: I’m on lighting, nice

Takashit: ofc ur on lighting, u just wanna be up on the balcony and away from people

HereQueerAndChaotic: ……… u have no proof

HereQueerAndChaotic: also u said they really needed people

Takashit: that is true, publicity and lighting need people the most

AdamAndLeave: anywho see u hoes at the meeting tonight

Takashit > HereQueerAndChaotic

3:08

Takashit: I see u sat next to lance

HereQueerAndChaotic: yeah and

HereQueerAndChaotic: maybe I wanna be friends with him

Takashit: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

HereQueerAndChaotic: shut ur fuck, don’t u have a meeting to begin

CryingInTheClub > GordonRamseyWannabe

4:17

CryingInTheClub: hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

CryingInTheClub: Keith’s so cute this isn’t allowed

GordonRamseyWannabe: lance I love u and that’s gay

CryingInTheClub: ofc

GordonRamseyWannabe: how about u just…. talk to him? maybe?

CryingInTheClub: hmmmmm ok I’ll text him after rehearsals

GordonRamseyWannabe: now go, be gay