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1. the cure for anything is salt water by Ghylle

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Jan 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Dirk Strider
   • Jake English
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Jane Crocker
   • Calliope (Homestuck)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Fantasy
   • Selkie Dirk
   • Human Jake
   • some unintentional falling in love
   • some banging down the line
   • y'know the usual
   • Frottage
   • Hand Jobs
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • (if you wanna know the specifics of the banging)

   Summary

   You’re quite possibly the last remaining selkie in the world and you just went and did the worst thing you ever could have done.

   You lost your sealskin.

   Good thing a handsome stranger is there to come to your aid.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   66,133

   Chapters:

   11/11

   Comments:

   203

   Kudos:

   656

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