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Kaminari added Kirishima, Bakugo, Sero and 16 others to 'Class 1-A'
Kaminari: this be a groupchat for people to talk, those whomst've questions chuck em in
Bakugo: if anyone asks any questions about anything as simple as a group chat i'm going to lose the tiny amount of fucking brain cells i still have left from you people
Ashido: hey kaminari, whats a group chat?
Bakugo: i know you're mocking me but it still hurt to read
Ashido: what can I say I do my best
Ashido: speaking of my best
Ashido changed Aoyama's name to Disco Ball
Ashido changed Asui's name to Frogger
Ashido changed Iida's name to Two Stroke
Ashido changed Kaminari's name to Pachirisu
Ashido changed Kirishima's name to Tetsutetsu's Echo Fighter
Ashido changed Sato's name to Lip Enhancement Surgery
Ashido changed Shoji's name to Edgeshot Wannabe
Ashido changed Jirou's name to Dolby Surround Sound
Ashido changed Sero's name to Phil Swift
Ashido changed Tokoyami's name to Falco
Ashido changed Todoroki's name to No Childhood
Ashido changed Hagakure's name to Predator
Ashido changed Bakugo's name to Blasty Boi
Ashido changed Midoriya's name to #1 All Might Fan
Ashido changed Mineta's name to Hellspawn
Ashido changed Yaoyorozu's name to 3D Printer
Ashido: I had to skip a few because I couldnt think of everyone but theres some low effort names
Tetsutetsu's Echo Fighter: If anything Tetsutetsu is my echo fighter
Pachirisu: Why am I pachirisu instead of pikachu?
Ashido: Because youre not strong enough to be relevant hun
Pachirisu: ooft
Phil Swift: please tell me im not the only one who took iidas name as an innuendo
Pachirisu: Well youre not now
Two Stroke: I am not sure I understand the joke behind my name other than it being a type of engine.
Ashido: Dont worry Iida
Ashido: Wheres everyone else anyway?
Tetsutetsu's Echo Fighter: Well me, Bakugo, Midoriya and Todoroki are out in the common area catching up on that childhood Todoroki didn't have
Ashido: What exactly does that involve
#1 All Might Fan: We're playing Mario Party 2
Phil Swift: Why a game from a million years ago?
Tetsutetsu's Echo Fighter: Found it cheap with an N64 at a marketplace
Tetsutetsu's Echo Fighter: Its pretty fun once you get past its age
Predator: Hagakure here, me, Asui and Momo are out shopping
3D Printer: It's still only 10am, I wouldn't be surprised if everyone else was sleeping in.
Ashido: DEAR FUCKING GOD WHAT DID I JUST WALK IN ON
#1 All Might Fan: Kacchan lost his mind for a few moments
Pachirisu: What happened
No Childhood: So Bakugo just lost shy guy says to Kirishima and literally threw him into the wall
Pachirisu: wtf why did you go and do my boi like dat
Ashido: Bakugo's legit ahead by 2 stars I'm so confused
#1 All Might Fan: I'm pretty sure that win gave Kirishima a sweep of the bonus stars
Ojiro: Yep that'll get ya
Pachirisu: people think it aint be like dat but it do
Uraraka: crazy that that's how it be
Blasty Boi: Stop before I kill you all
Uraraka: wow chief
Pachirisu: this just aint it is it
Uraraka changed Pachirisu's name to Chief
Chief: now this is it me
Blasty Boi: God I want this conversation and these last 4 turns to end
#1 All Might Fan: Kacchan hasn't even lost yet and he's already ready to die
Blasty Boi: damn straight
Ashido: Okay but how can anyone else win
#1 All Might Fan: Peep Todoroki's item
No Childhood: Do I really want to give Bakugo a win
Chief: Do you really want to know you couldve prevented a murder but didnt
No Childhood: fair
Blasty Boi: This boards duel sucks too
Chief: yall better not be talking shit about SPACE LAND
Blasty Boi: I might be
Chief: crazy how quick you can stop liking a person
Blasty Boi: now it's mutual
Chief: now its sad respectable white gentleman hours
Dolby Surround Sound: Did anyone else feel physically repulsed at that sentence?
3D Printer: Can't say I didn't.
#1 All Might Fan: Okay but Todoroki won the duel and now Kirishima's lost the coin star and I just saw Kacchan jump up, scream, and hug Todoroki.
Chief: Amazing how people act when they're starving for a W
Blasty Boi: I'm gonna knock your skull in power board.
Edgeshot Wannabe: what did i wake up to
Uraraka: Beats me
Chief: I'm sure Midoriya beats you as well
Dolby Surround Sound: Jesus christ Kaminari
Phil Swift: holy
Uraraka: hi yes waiter? i dont think i ordered this
#1 All Might Fan: can i get a return too
Two Stroke: Enough, Kaminari. I struggle to see what humour comes from making a joke out of domestic abuse about classmates who aren't even in a romantic relationship.
Chief: Calm down Tenya 'Never had fun before' Iida.
Chief: Dark humour is the best humour you know?
Dolby Surround Sound: agree
Phil Swift: agree
No Childhood: agree
Two Stroke: Even you, Todoroki? Weren't you a victim of said topic?
No Childhood: no use crying over spilt milk
Chief: what about spilled boiling water?
Chief: *dabs*
Dolby Surround Sound: ffs kaminari
3D Printer: That's too far Kaminari
Ashido: Oooo Yaomomo sticking up for Todoroki?
Chief: uWu whats this?
Uraraka: my eyes just popped out of my skull and shot themselves
Ashido: Okay but for real Yaomomo what's going on between you two huh
3D Printer: Nothing.
No Childhood: nothing
Chief: nah g thats proper sus ay dog whatchu reckon
Dolby Surround Sound: So kaminari's lost his mind
Dolby Surround Sound: But spill before I pay Bakugo to beat it out of you
No Childhood: >implying Bakugo could beat me
Blasty Boi: Listen buddy it's been pretty established that I'm stronger than you
No Childhood: Sports festival doesnt count
Chief: well hes got ya there
Blasty Boi: At least I didn't get carried through my finals
No Childhood: yeah but you got carried through the gate
Uraraka: gottem
Chief: thats an e p i c gamer moment
Dolby Surround Sound: im going to put my earjack everywhere you dont want it to be kaminari
Chief: good luck finding a spot
Uraraka: how to delete someone elses text?
3D Printer: It's crazy how Kaminari can be so quick-witted and smart here but anything above 40% on a test is just unattainable for him.
Chief: not true because i got 42 last week
Chief: r-r-r-roasted btw
Blasty Boi: It's amazing to think that live wire over here actually got into UA
Chief: Damn live wire actually sounds cool, that shouldve been my hero name
Chief: ok why did i just hear midoriya scream hidden block from 3 floors away
#1 All Might Fan: LAST TURN HIDDEN BLOCK 1 STAR BEHIND MORE COINS BONUS NEED 1 YES MHM
Tetsutetsu's Echo Fighter: Wow that was almost intelligible
No Childhood: Bakugo looks like he might explode
Ojiro: wow good one how'd you think of that?
No Childhood: Ojiro looks like he has a tail
Ojiro: Todoroki looks like he has a burn scar
Ojiro: Crazy amirite
Ashido: wow so you actually can see out of those beady ass eyes
Ojiro: they still absorb light yeah
Chief: okay but whats with the explosions
Tetsutetsu's Echo Fighter: so midoriya just won the game by 1 coin
Tetsutetsu's Echo Fighter: and now Bakugo's trying to kill? him
Tetsutetsu's Echo Fighter: idk he's not being super clear about it
Blasty Boi: You're so damn lucky you got picked otherwise I would've killed you
#1 All Might Fan: KACCHAN
Uraraka: Picked for what?
Blasty Boi: nothing, dont worry about it
Two Stroke: Bakugo's calm, and he's only calm when he's either thinking or nervous.
Chief: wow even iida wants to know
Two Stroke: Of course. I'd hate to think of one of my best friends hiding something from me.
#1 All Might Fan: hahahaha lets change the subject so kaminari's a lunatic right
Chief: old news
Dolby Surround Sound: Yeah but you've stepped it up in the past few weeks
Chief: babe how could you do me like this
Ashido: WAIT BABE?
Dolby Surround Sound: Kaminari.......
Chief: relax i was joking
Ashido: wow thats not a lie at all
Chief: actually wasnt but ok horns
Chief changed Ashido's name to Horns
Horns: Well that was just rude
Hellspawn: i just woke up why is my phone so alive
3D Printer: because we wish you were dead
Hellspawn: thats so cold yaomomo
No Childhood: almost as cold as you'll be after you talk to yaoyorozu all friendly again
Chief: why's totodile all defensive over yaomomo?
Uraraka: HAHAHAHAHAH TOTODILE
Uraraka changed No Childhood's name to Totodile
Totodile: whats a totodile
Blasty Boi: no one say a n y t h i n g
3D Printer: Todoroki and I have to have eachother's backs as the recommendations admitted students of the group
Chief: okay but the only time you've ever teamed up was for the finals and todoroki almost threw it
Totodile: i thought it was a good idea at the time
Tododile: at least i actually passed
Chief: ashido's a heavy anchor what can i say
Horns: tell me one thing you did that entire exam
Chief: lost
#1 All Might Fan: well he's got you there
Horns: back on topic, are todoroki and yaomomo clappin cheeks?
3D Printer: A little help, Jirou?
Chief: lmao gl talking to her this entire week, hellions just released a new album
3D Printer: Literally who?
Chief: idk some australian band she likes
3D Printer: How do you know that?
Chief: we talk?
3D Printer: See? Go investigate that Ashido
Horns: jirou and kaminaris unresolved tension is the oldest news around
Horns: i wanna know what's going on at the top
Blasty Boi: is that because you're so far at the bottom you can't understand our conversations?
Horns: hurtful but not technically incorrect
Tododile: there's nothing happening between momo and i
3D Printer: What he said
Horns: i believe you so little i'm going on surveillance duty for a week
Frogger: why are you so insistent on there being secret relationships in our class?
Horns: dont act like you arent eating this up
Frogger: like a chug jug
Chief: literally never say that again this is an anti fortnite zone
Blasty Boi: play a real game
Horns: ah yes how could i forget you and bakugos duo queuing
Blasty Boi: i like to relax, problem kirby?
Chief changed Horns' name to Kirby
Tetsutetsu's Echo Fighter: i wonder if you're just as good at sucking
Kirby: come over and find out ;)
Chief: wow i instantly regret my decision
Kirby: relax i was gonna show him my last report grades
Chief: sure bucko
Predator: imagine placing in the bottom 5 of the class
Kirby: you're literally 16th
Predator: imagine placing in the bottom 4 of the class
Kirby: hey so ojiro can you think of any other situations where hagakure just HAS to be on top?
Ojiro: crazy ik but i really cant
Predator: and good luck finding whats going on between us because of the whole invisibility thing
Kirby: wow i can see how you're in the bottom 5
Predator: how?
Ojiro: omfg
Kirby: 'good luck finding out whats going on'
Kirby: bet you feel pretty damn retarded rn
Predator: well you arent right but you also arent wrong
Chief: how are you so fucking stupid with anything that isnt scouring out peoples relationships
Kirby: pinks the colour of love
Blasty Boi: and failure apparently
Blasty Boi: took you about 10 years to find out what was happening between me and Camie
#1 All Might Fan: wait the one who was 'at' the provisional license test?
Blasty Boi: yeah thats her
Kirby: it's gonna take me another 10 years to believe someone is capable of willingly spending time with you
Blasty Boi: the fuck did you just say to me?
Kirby: nothing
Totodile: the man almost killed his childhood friend over about 20 pixels
Totodile: imagine what he'd do to you for that
Kirby: fair
Two Stroke: I highly recommend all of you put down your devices and make your time this weekend meaningful, as we have exams in a matter of weeks!
Kirby: spoilsport iida
Chief: highkey studying because i wanna be on top of hagakure now
Hellspawn: same
Tetsutetsu's Echo Fighter: proof that mineta will fuck the idea of a girl
Kirby: one day mineta you'll get some, it just wont be from any of us sweetie x
Hellspawn: guess i'll hold out
Two Stroke: I am speaking with the classes best intentions in mind!
Kirby: yeah yeah