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peter has added Tony, Steve, wanda, Natasha, shuri, bucky, clint, scott, and loki to “New Group”
peter: howdy everypony
Tony: no
Tony has left the group
peter: oof :(((
bucky: why
peter: because!!! it’s fun!!!
Steve: if you count eternal suffering as fun
clint: owo!!! a group chat???
peter: this was a mistake
peter: i leave all my tech to shuri and all my money to natasha it is my time to ascend into the astral plane
shuri: you still need to add tony back
peter: oh h*ck you’re right
peter has added Tony to “New Group”
shuri changed Tony ’s name to binch
binch: ??? what did i ever do to you
shuri: owo
binch: understandable
Steve: Peter, why
peter: it has come to my attention that the avengers don’t have a group chat
peter: this was an issue
wanda: we need a name for the chat
shuri has named the chat “ fineapples”
shuri: :)
peter: ew
wanda: ew
bucky: ew
scott: ew
clint: ew
loki: ew
shuri has renamed the chat “ 69”
peter: nice
wanda: nice
bucky: nice
scott: nice
clint: nice
loki: nice
shuri has renamed loki to emo twink energy
emo twink energy: i don’t know if i’m flattered or not
peter has renamed peter to binch jr
peter: mr stark we’re matching!!! :)))
Natasha: tony’s crying
clint: is it full fledged sobbing or is it quiet
Natasha has sent an image
clint: haha nerd
binch: YOU WOULD BE TOO IF THIS HAPPENED TO YOU
clint: joke’s on you i’m already crying peter is adorable and i don’t know how to deal with that
shuri has renamed binch to iron binch
binch jr: :(((
iron binch has renamed iron binch to binch sr
binch jr: :)))
binch sr: I’m a weak man with simple needs
binch sr: Those needs include making Peter Parker happy
Steve: ^^^
bucky: ^^^
clint: ^^^
Natasha: ^^^
emo twink energy ^^^
shuri: ^^^
binch jr has renamed the chat to “ binches”
shuri:
binch jr: :)))
binch jr: so anyway what’s everyone doing
binch jr: if you ask aunt may i’m studying for my spanish quiz but i’m actually listening to panic! at the disco and binging brooklyn 99
shuri: mood
emo twink energy: mood
wanda: mood
emo twink energy: i’m reading the percy jackson series for the millionth time bc i refuse to read magnus chase
emo twink energy: hela is not my daughter??? norse mythology got it all wrong???
emo twink energy: verity’s trying to get me to read heroes of olympus even though i know she hates fiction
binch jr: !!! you should definitely read heroes of olympus!!!
shuri: yeah you’ll especially love nico
binch jr: DON’T YOU DARE TELL HIM
binch jr: loki i promise to lend you my collection
emo twink energy: peter have i ever told you how much i love you more than the others
shuri: he’s blushing isn’t he
binch jr: shut up shuri