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SHANE DAWSON: I don’t know, man. He’s from the SAE, so he probably has all sorts of cool spy moves up his sleeve. Don’t fight Shane.
ANDREA BROOKS: Why would you fight Andrea? She just wants to have a nice party and find pretty lightbulbs! She’s too sweet! She doesn’t deserve it! (Also, Tim would kill you if you tried.) Don’t fight Andrea.
JUSTINE EZARIK: On the one hand, she does kinda have it coming, and you can probably beat her, but as soon as Joey finds out, he will not stop until you are dead. Don’t risk it. Don’t fight Justine.
GLOZELL GREEN: Do it. She talks a lot of smack, but she doesn’t have the moves to back it up. You can take her. Fight GloZell.
SIERRA FURTADO: Fighting Sierra won’t even be a fight. You can take her down in one punch, but then, she will start crying, and you will feel awful. Don’t fight Sierra.
MATT HAAG: Depends. You can fight Matt pre-breakdown. He deserves it for wasting everyone’s time with that silly Haag/Pons feud. He’ll try his best, and he might even win, but even if he wins, you’ll have fun. Fight pre-breakdown Matt. Do not fight Matt after his breakdown, because he’s been through enough.
TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO: I mean...fight Tim if you want to, but proceed with caution. He’s short, and he doesn’t look like much, but he probably packs a real nasty punch. Also, he wouldn’t be above fighting dirty. Only fight Tim if you are prepared to fight him.
LELE PONS: Lele is another tough call. She deserves to be fought for the same reasons that Matt deserves to be fought, but she’s also very likely to beat you. She’s crazy. Honestly, I’d say that it’s not worth the risk. Don’t fight Lele.
EVA GUTOWSKI: Eva will straight-up kill you. Don’t fight Eva.
OLI WHITE: Eva will straight-up kill you. Don’t fight Oli.