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Part 3 of When Things Start Getting Real
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Marvel Trumps Hate 2018
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2018-11-28
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2018-11-28
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The Winter Smizer

Summary:

Bucky only auditioned for the Armed Forces cycle of America's Next Top Model because he lost a bet with Natasha; he never dreamed that he'd actually get cast on the show. But when he discovers his childhood best friend Steve working behind the scenes, Bucky hopes he can go home with an even bigger prize than a modeling contract.

Notes:

I offered to write a Marvel reality television fusion for the 2018 Marvel Trumps Hate Event, and my lovely winner alrightythenokeydoke requested a Bucky/Skinny Steve ANTM AU, which was a blast to write! Thanks to them for their generous donation and fun request!

Thanks also to my excellent beta reader Amy, who graciously shared her expertise in the realms of the MCU and reality television.

This (obviously fictional) cycle of ANTM is set in the earlier years of the show, before Jay Manuel left.

This work contains mentions of PTSD and combat injuries, though nothing particularly graphic.

Chapter 1: Archived Communiqués

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Dear Sgt. Barnes,

Thank you for your service. I'm so sorry you got hurt, but I appreciate everything you did to keep our country safe. I hope you feel better soon.

Lots of love,

Kit Renner, Age 7
Adopt-a-Hero Program

PS: If you get a hook for a hand will you please send me a picture of it?

Dear Bucky,

Congratulations on your Purple Heart, but I was so sorry to hear about the circumstances. You were always one of my favorite students--even in kindergarten I could tell you were going to be somebody special. My knitting circle and I have all been keeping you in our prayers. We're all sending you so much love and support. I hope you can feel it.

Love,

Mrs. Irene Esposito

Bucky,

I couldn't believe when I heard about what happened to you and your squad. I'm so sorry. But I'm so glad you're alive. Hearing how close you came to death made me realize how important you are to me. I love you, Bucky. I just wanted you to know that.

Please let me know as soon as you're able to receive visitors so I can tell you again in person.

Love,

Steve

New York Regional Office of Veterans Affairs Community Services Bulletin Board Posting:

Roommate Wanted, Brooklyn

Former Green Beret seeks roommate. Ideal candidate will be quiet and amenable to unusual sleeping schedules. Two blocks from the 3 train. One cat. Email [email protected] for details. No creeps, please.

Casting Call: Veterans Wanted

Tyra Wants YOU! America's Next Top Model is celebrating America's heroes! The upcoming cycle will exclusively feature veterans of the US Armed Forces (all branches) who are interested in pursuing modeling as part of their civilian life. All genders welcome, ages 21-30. To apply, upload a short video explaining why you want to be on America's Next Top Model and attach proof of military service.