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Pidge added Shiro, Keith, Lance, and Hunk to the group.
Pidge changed Hunk's name to Hunky Monkey
Pidge changed Lance's name to Loverboy
Pidge changed Keith's name to Kogay
Pidge changed Shiro's name to Space Daddy
Pidge changed their name to Pidgeotto
Pidgeotto named the group Palasquad
Loverboy: What
Hunky Monkey: What
Space Daddy: What
Kogay: Why
Loverboy: Dude!
Hunky Monkey: You ruined it!
Space Daddy: Why are we in a group chat?
Pidgeotto: I miss you guys
Loverboy: We are literally in the same building?
Pidgeotto: In seperate rooms?
Loverboy: Right down the hall?
Kogay: Why are you asking things you already know?
Loverboy: Wow
Pidgeotto: Wow
Hunky Monkey: I'm trying to take a nap
Space Daddy: I don't believe I gave any of you permission to call me daddy
Loverboy: Oh, right, only Matt can call him that
Space Daddy: Excuse me?
Pidgeotto: EW EW EW
Pidgeotto: NAME IS BEING CHANGED
Pidgeotto: EW
Pidgeotto changed Shiro's name to Definitely Not Screwing My Brother
Loverboy changed Shiro's name to Definitely Screwing Pidge's Brother
Pidgeotto: Listen I created this chat to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Definitely Screwing Pidge's Brother: I don't think what Matt and I do on our own time is chat group talk
Pidgeotto: I agree! 100%! Let's never speak of it again!
Definitely Screwing Pidge's Brother: How do I chanhe my name?
Definitely Screwing Pidge's Brother: Change
Pidgeotto: Chanhe
Loverboy: Chanhe
Hunky Monkey: Chanhe
Kogay: What's happening?
Pidgeotto changed Shiro's name to Chanhe
Kogay: I'm confuse
Kogay: Confused
Loverboy changed Keith's name to Confuse
Loverboy: As you wish, Confuse
Chanhe: I think they're making fun of our typos
Confuse: That seems rude
Hunk changed their name to Trying To Sleep
Pidgeotto: Come sleep in my room
Trying To Sleep: But it's so far
Pidgeotto: Then I'm coming to yours
Pidgeotto: Open up
Loverboy: No fair. No one cuddles me when I sleep
Trying To Sleep: Who says we're cuddling?
Pidgeotto: I say
Trying To Sleep: Fair enough
Trying To Sleep: I'm muting this
Loverboy: Not fair! Who do I cuddle?!
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[Pidgey Pie > Hunky]
Pidgey Pie: Like he's not already cuddling Keith
Hunky: Tea
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[Palasquad]
Confuse: I like to cuddle
Confuse: Wrong chat
Confuse: I don't cuddle
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[Pidgey Pie > Hunky]
Pidgey Pie: Tea?!
Hunky: Tea!
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[Mullet > Pretty Boy]
Pretty Boy: Smooth move
Mullet: I still like to cuddle
Pretty Boy: Then get in here
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[Palasquad]
Pidgeotto changed Keith's name to Likes To Cuddle
Pidgeotto: @Likes To Cuddle and @Loverboy enjoy your cuddling
Likes To Cuddle: Who says that was meant for Lance?
Loverboy: Yeah?! Why would I want to cuddle a Mullet?!
Trying To Sleep: Defensive much?
Loverboy: No! And I thought you muted us
Trying To Sleep: Couldn't miss the tea
Likes To Cuddle: Who has tea?
Pidgeotto: Oh, honey
Pidgeotto: So behind on your slang
Trying To Sleep changed Keith's name to Who Has Tea
Chanhe: Can someone change my name please?
Chanhe: Pidge, Matt says hi
Pidgeotto: Um, hi?
Trying To Sleep: Shirt has to get his cuddles too, Pidgey
Loverboy: Shirt
Pidgeotto: Shirt
Pidgeotto changed Shiro's name to Shirt
Shirt: Why am I a shirt?
Trying To Sleep: Because autocorrect doesn't think your name is real
Shirt: I feel like I should be offended
Loverboy: So should we tell them
Loverboy: Shit wrong chat
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[Mullet > Pretty Boy]
Mullet: Talk about a smooth move
Pretty Boy: Shut up
Mullet: Make me
Pretty Boy: Don't tempt me ;)
Mullet: ... what is ;)
Pretty Boy: Seriously?
Pretty Boy: It's a wink
Pretty Boy: ;)
Mullet: I don't see it
Pretty Boy: Just answer the question
Mullet: You tell them
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[Palasquad]
Loverboy: Hey guys
Loverboy: I have to tell you guys something
Pidgeotto: Tea?
Who Has Tea: Seriously why do you keep asking for tea? It's in the kitchen
Loverboy: ... wow I don't think I want to tell them anymore
Who Has Tea: Why not?
Pidgeotto: Just spill the damn tea!
Shirt: Language
Pidgeotto: Is that a Dad Voice™ I hear?
Loverboy: That was a total Dad Voice™
Pidgeotto: I guess I should watch my language
Pidgeotto: Wouldn't want to end up in time out
Shirt: Why would I put you in time out?
Who Has Tea: Are we telling them? Or are we drinking tea?
Loverboy: Oh right!
Loverboy: Guys
Loverboy: Keith and I are dating
Pidgeotto:
Pidgeotto: We know
Shirt: Yeah, everyone knows
Loverboy: What?!
Loverboy: How does everyone know?
Loverboy: We were so secretive...
Pidgeotto: "Secretive"
Shirt: Matt says he knew too
Who Has Tea: Well, this was anti-climactic
Loverboy: Why didn't you guys say anything?
Pidgeotto: We knew you would tell us when the time was right
Loverboy: Why isn't Hunk responding
Loverboy: Did Hunk know
Pidgeotto: Hunk fell asleep
Pidgeotto: But yes he knew
Pidgeotto named the group We All Knew
Loverboy: Wow
Who Has Tea: What even is a Pidgeotto
Pidgeotto: ...
Loverboy: ...
Loverboy: Keith and I are no longer dating
Who Has Tea: Wow
Loverboy: WAIT, KEITH, COME BACK!
Loverboy: Guys he left
Loverboy: Someone make him come back
Shirt: I don't get involved in other people's relationships
Loverboy: Shiro, you literally set us up
Pidgeotto: OHHHHH
Pidgeotto changed Shiro's name to Matchmaker
Matchmaker: Only because you two don't know how to express your feelings like adults
Pidgeotto: Damn is this a call out post
Matchmaker: Language
Pidgeotto: Shit, sorry
Pidgeotto: Wait no
Matchmaker: Wow
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[Mullet > Pretty Boy]
Pretty Boy: Come back!
Pretty Boy: I miss you
Mullet: I just left
Mullet: I'm getting a drink
Pretty Boy: If you come back I'll make it worth your while ;)
Mullet: Oh!
Mullet: Now I see the winking face
Pretty Boy: ... I don't know why I put up with you
Mullet: Is it because you love me?
Pretty Boy: Damn, you cracked the code
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[We All Knew]
Loverboy: Keith came back
Who Has Tea: I'm great at expressing my feelings
Pidgeotto: ...
Loverboy: ...
Matchmaker: ...
Who Has Tea: ...