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1. I Lost My Wallet by Ellectrix

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 Mar 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Kanaya Maryam
   • Aradia Megido
   • Meulin Leijon
   • John Egbert
   • Jade Harley
   • Terezi Pyrope
   • Dissociation
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst
   • Prostitution
   • Humanstuck
   • Drama & Romance
   • Falling In Love
   • Intimacy
   • Non-Sexual Intimacy
   • Attempted Sexual Assault
   • Banter
   • Dating
   • Developing Relationship
   • Dialogue Heavy
   • Slow Burn
   • Slow To Update
   • Alternate Universe - Celebrity
   • Fluff

   Summary

   Who the fuck blows thousands of dollars on a city-wide search just to find the mysterious guy they had hit on and ended up getting a (fucking amazing by the way) blowjob from at the back of their favourite night club only to realize the next morning that the fucker actually stole their wallet, their phone, and most importantly, their goddamn mints, because they were too busy being a drunk as fuck dumbass basking in their undeserved orgasm high?

   You, apparently. You're the dumbass. It is you.

   ((This story has undergone heavy rewrites. If you are an old reader, I recommend rereading from the start.))

   Language:

   English

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