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January 30th 2:38 am
Spidey @realspidey
hello twitter
January 31st 6:02 am
Marissa @marissaloves
uhh spiderman is that you?
7:19 am
i said whoever threw that @urmomsahoe
Spiderman????
8:26 am
Thomas Tankle @ThomasTankle
Did Spiderman just make a twitter? What the fuck?
9:41 am
Eric Allison @EricAllison
,,,Sp,,Spidey?
12:04 pm
Shalisa @leftfield
SPIDEY? IS THAT YOU?
1:02 pm
i crave death @sophiabean
Spidey?! Spidey?! oh my fucking god he fucking dead!
2:56 pm
Taco Bell @tacobell
@realspidey Turn on your location, Spidey. I just want to talk.
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January 31st 4:20 pm
Spidey @realspidey
i'm the real spidey yes i'm the real spidey, spidey please stand up, please stand up
4:22 pm
Iron Man @tonystark
@realspidey disowned.
4:24 pm
Spidey @realspidey
@tonystark but daaaaadddd
4:24 pm
Marissa @marissaloves
@realspidey Spiderman I love you
4:26 pm
Spidey @realspidey
@marissaloves i love you too, marissa
4:27 pm
Marissa @marissaloves
oh my god
4:31 pm
McDonald's @McDonalds
@realspidey Hello Spider-Man, would you like some chicken nuggets? It's on us.
4:34 pm
Spidey @realspidey
@McDonalds uhhhh sure?
4:58 pm
Spidey @realspidey
@McDonalds @tonystark look mr.stark! i got free mcdonalds!!!
5:01 pm
i crave death @sophiabean
@realspidey oh my god you're so fucking cute
5:04 pm
Adam! @adamwesley
@realspidey marry me spidey
5:06 pm
Spidey @realspidey
@adamwesley he says "do you love me?" i say "only partly" i only love protecting this city i'm sorry
5:07 pm
Iron Man @tonystark
@realspidey kid, what the fuck?
5:09 pm
Spidey @realspidey
@tonystark mr. stark!!! we don't say the fuck word!!!
5:09 pm
Cap @steverogers
@tonystark Language, Tony.
5:10 pm
Iron Man @tonystark
@realspidey @steverogers or what?
5:11 pm
Spidey @realspidey
@tonystark ,,,i'll tell pepper,,,
5:12 pm
Iron Man @tonystark
@spidey touche
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February 1st
1:47 am
Spidey @realspidey
i killed god
1:52 am
New York Police Department @nypd
@realspidey Would you like to report a crime?
1:54 am
Spidey @realspidey
@nypd no thanks
1:56 am
New york Police Department @nypd
@realspidey Alright. :)
2:01 am
Elena @elenawrites
what the fuck